THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF Sup Forums

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF Sup Forums

ROLL 'EM UP:

0-3 = CRAB: +5 DEXTERITY, +3 ARMORS
4-6 = TURTLE: +10 ARMORS, -8 SPEED
7-8 = MOUSE: +10 SPEED, -10 ARMORS
9= BIRB: +100 FLIGHT, -8 ARMORS

ROLL 'EM UP!!!!

WHO WILL WIN?!??!?!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!

ROLLINGTON

rollerino jim

crab obivously wins

>obivously

nigger are you dumb

roll, fucker.

the crow, it's likely involved in several murders a day.

damn nice trips user.

also have fun getting raped by turtle masterrace

LOL

nice PUN Sup ForumsRO

;;;;;;^)

Ayyyyy

crow he can fly motherfuckers

Birb. Crows are smart as fuck. They just crab the crab or turtle and drop them on some rocks or some shit.

Roll.

Smart birb will achieve grapeness

too bad you're a fuckin mouse, faggot.

also fuck outta here, how the birb gonna do that?

>too weak to pick up turtle

>crab will stab/pinch its dick off.

try again, faggot.

Rawl

Rill

have fun getting ass-raped by mice, you fuckin faggot-ass turtle

nice dubs. too bad you're a faggy crab.

Fuck I guess crow wins.

rollo rollington

rollllll

MOUSE BEATS TURTLE
TURTLE BEATS CRAB
CRAB BEATS CROW
CROW BEATS MOUSE

Crows are easily big enough to pick up a crab or turtle (depending on the size. Of the turtle, of course). Crabs can't do shit. Crows already do exactly that to crabs. Some of them even grab clams and drop them in the road so cars will crack them open.

Crows are way smarter than you think.

too bad none of you faggy faggintgons are crows.

time to fuck some shit up roll

kek

Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!

a baby turtle, MAYBE.

crab can just grab crow's legs with its strong ass arms and not let go, eventually tiring crow out until it collapses and gets skullfucked and brains eaten by crab masterrace.

i think YOU are way GAYER than you think, Bilbo Faggins.

ONLY CROW IN THREAD

BOW DOWN NIGGERS

I identify as a crow.

OP HERE

THIS POST GOT IT RIGHT

COME CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LIT REACTION THREAD, FAGGOTS:

fuk

Rolling for toortle.

Nah, bro. Crow beats all due to superior intelligence.

SNIBBETY SNOP

I like turdels

ay nice roll.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD WITH YOUR SNIBBETY SNOPPY ASS SHIT, YOU FUCKING NIGGARRRR

XDDDDD

Rolling Stones

rolling for birb.

Rollin

anything but roll

rollerino

rolling for bird jesus

roll for birdbro

Mark...

Kiw

Rawl

DO IT

Wordplay for The Word God!

Pickle Pee is best.

Come oooon bird

F U C K
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C
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crow wins because it can fly and shit