THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF Sup Forums
ROLL 'EM UP:
0-3 = CRAB: +5 DEXTERITY, +3 ARMORS
4-6 = TURTLE: +10 ARMORS, -8 SPEED
7-8 = MOUSE: +10 SPEED, -10 ARMORS
9= BIRB: +100 FLIGHT, -8 ARMORS
ROLL 'EM UP!!!!
WHO WILL WIN?!??!?!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF Sup Forums
ROLL 'EM UP:
0-3 = CRAB: +5 DEXTERITY, +3 ARMORS
4-6 = TURTLE: +10 ARMORS, -8 SPEED
7-8 = MOUSE: +10 SPEED, -10 ARMORS
9= BIRB: +100 FLIGHT, -8 ARMORS
ROLL 'EM UP!!!!
WHO WILL WIN?!??!?!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!
ROLLINGTON
rollerino jim
crab obivously wins
>obivously
nigger are you dumb
roll, fucker.
the crow, it's likely involved in several murders a day.
damn nice trips user.
also have fun getting raped by turtle masterrace
LOL
nice PUN Sup ForumsRO
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Ayyyyy
crow he can fly motherfuckers
Birb. Crows are smart as fuck. They just crab the crab or turtle and drop them on some rocks or some shit.
Roll.
Smart birb will achieve grapeness
too bad you're a fuckin mouse, faggot.
also fuck outta here, how the birb gonna do that?
>too weak to pick up turtle
>crab will stab/pinch its dick off.
try again, faggot.
Rawl
Rill
have fun getting ass-raped by mice, you fuckin faggot-ass turtle
nice dubs. too bad you're a faggy crab.
Fuck I guess crow wins.
rollo rollington
rollllll
MOUSE BEATS TURTLE
TURTLE BEATS CRAB
CRAB BEATS CROW
CROW BEATS MOUSE
Crows are easily big enough to pick up a crab or turtle (depending on the size. Of the turtle, of course). Crabs can't do shit. Crows already do exactly that to crabs. Some of them even grab clams and drop them in the road so cars will crack them open.
Crows are way smarter than you think.
too bad none of you faggy faggintgons are crows.
time to fuck some shit up roll
kek
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!
a baby turtle, MAYBE.
crab can just grab crow's legs with its strong ass arms and not let go, eventually tiring crow out until it collapses and gets skullfucked and brains eaten by crab masterrace.
i think YOU are way GAYER than you think, Bilbo Faggins.
ONLY CROW IN THREAD
BOW DOWN NIGGERS
I identify as a crow.
OP HERE
THIS POST GOT IT RIGHT
COME CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LIT REACTION THREAD, FAGGOTS:
fuk
Rolling for toortle.
Nah, bro. Crow beats all due to superior intelligence.
SNIBBETY SNOP
I like turdels
ay nice roll.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD WITH YOUR SNIBBETY SNOPPY ASS SHIT, YOU FUCKING NIGGARRRR
XDDDDD
Rolling Stones
rolling for birb.
Rollin
anything but roll
rollerino
rolling for bird jesus
roll for birdbro
Mark...
Kiw
Rawl
DO IT
Wordplay for The Word God!
Pickle Pee is best.
Come oooon bird
F U C K
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C
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crow wins because it can fly and shit