Entire world has to speak the language of some tiny ass island beside europe

>entire world has to speak the language of some tiny ass island beside europe
>literally cucked by a tiny european island
you literally cannot make this up

>thinking that the UK is still the reason why people speak English
They passed the torch on to the Americans, so we speak the language of an entire continent now.

Feels good

What's wrong with it? English is simple, would you prefer something like Polish or Slovenian? They're more sophisticated but they can break people.

E N G L I S H

>be usa
>most powerful country in the world
>still have to speak the language of their former colonizers
YOU CANNOT

>2017
>still not being able to speak at least 2 languages

Trump only speaks English and won't learn other languages

His wife speaks 5 languages but has to learn English

weak people are forced to learn the language of the stronk

>weak people are forced to learn the language of the stronk
That's why within the next hundred years your nation will either be speaking Spanish or Mandarin.

>literally american language

Yes, you should be proud because of that, but it isn't thanks to you that it is still the lingua franca, I'm sorry.
Why are you laughing? You're Canadian.

The only reason we talk english is because of the USA. It's not a tiny country, it's the most powerful country that has ever existed. UK is indirectly responsible for it.

>tfw it could have been french (and it would have entirely because of us)

doesnt matter, you still lost

>Spanish
Not likely since the vast majority of Latinos assimilate rapidly
>Mandarin
More likely, although the writing system is too byzantine to spread outside of East Asia.

how arrogant

nothing arrogant about that at all you daft twat

if japanese can learn it anyone can learn it

French > English

First they'll have to get into state legislatures to reverse laws that established English as the official language.

speak the ponce language then, a favela chimp speaking the queens tongue is insulting me

>learning a skill is cuck
no wonder you're all getting replaced by brown people lol

>that picture
I don't know why I laughed so much

That's funny considering all of the sandniggers living in your country who already ''speak'' it.

Or the poo in loos.

Or the ghetto trash in American cities.

But eh, the ''Queens'' tongue is fucking garbage anyway, a bland and boring piece of shit.