Alright faggots, I have to go get some chips. Watch my milk?

Alright faggots, I have to go get some chips. Watch my milk?

Are you lonely

no problem, you can count on me! i wont spill it or anything

2014 chan is dead dude, fuck your milk and the horse it rode in on.

Oops

Thanks family! off i go!

mods please this is atrocious

Oh no. I also shit on the milk

HOPE NOTHING HAPPENED TO MY MILK. ILL BE BACK SOON, FUCKING CHIPS ARE ON THE HIGHEST SHELF

FUCK
YOU JUST HAD TO WATCH MY MILK YOU FAGGOTS. WHY THE FUCK MAN.

We need to cover the mess fast. Wait I know
>spills orange juice
There, it covers up the milk

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS

No clue what you mean user, that's obviously orange juice

WHO SPILLED MY FUCKING MILK
WAS IT YOU FAGGOT?

The nerds did it:

No

THAT FUCKING MILK WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME FROM SUICIDE. WHO FUCKING DID IT

I did

EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS A FUCKING NERD. IT COULDVE BEEN
YOU
YOU?

...

YOU FUCKING FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOT

WAIT user HERE'S SOME MORE

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

THAT MILK. WAS MADE. FROM THE TITMILK OF DAVID BOWIES MOTHER.

AND YOU, DONT...