I made a thread a few days ago, now on date live, gib advice pls

I made a thread a few days ago, now on date live, gib advice pls

German said you guys will help me.

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ask her what she like to read

Ask her if she likes cats

>gib advice pls
never dog your mates you filthly normie. I bet you two have a good time making fun of us

Put the phone away user. Just talk with her and stick to the subjects where she actively takes part in the conversation. Can't get any worse.

This just say you get a bit shy irl at first. Dude your mom is bretty nice

Based babushka!
Why the fuck do you use white background btw? It's irritating af

>tfw you will never undergo pseudo-arranged marriage

My dad did that to me, he made me go on a date with a silent aspie

It was a terrible date and my dad forced me to be his gf. I only lasted 6 months before I dumped him

this

PUT THE PHONE AWAY NOW

biggest turnoff

No one asked for your fucking opinion, you silly cunt.
Piss off.

>you knew it wasn't gonna last from the get go
>6 MONTHS
>ONLY

God damn, you're an aspie as well

amazingly, you are more pleasant than the aspie I went on a date with

>his mother still have faith in him
lmao @ this normie

Don't look at your phone I'd say

Ask her to talk about her

You just need to listen to me. You know, i'm brazilian, I know about these things.

yes, yes, I am too an aspie.
Pseudo-arranged marriage failed

He's probably doing alright lads.

I though braliilians know only about favelas building and favelas building.

Show her funny memes from Sup Forums like Pepe and Feels guy.

how did you take that photo?

Fuck you cunt

Come to think of it, I had 2 pseudo-arranged marriages. You're more like guy #1

Both were like OP, their parents did the "dating" for them

Show her some leaked photos of Hermione titts and discuss some topics around it.

Okay now I'm curious what the fuck
Are you Indian?

>You have to go back

Rude.

T H I S

Just speak to her and let her tell something. Tell a lil bit about yourself. Only good, funny stuff. Better if she talks more.

Proof you're a roastie

I am kissless and handholdness virgin just like you
She was looking the menu. Can't post that much because she tells it's rude to text while we are together.

Do you have drinks? You may break the ice with some alcohol in the blood.

too bad i missed the last thread, i could have given real advice.

the only advice you need now is:

talk to her, try to enjoy yourself, bring her somewhere you think is fun

This. What more, he didn't show the thread on the phone

Jesus Russia.This is Finnish levels of autism

It is rude go and fly away from the nest little bird

but how did you take a photo of your phone, do you have two phones or something?

Damn that date must be akward as fuck.

also, put your phone away, goofball

Chinese

First fiancee lasted 3 months
Second fiancee lasted 6 months

I probably would, if I didn't find a normie Chinese man in real life. Luckily, I found a normie Chinese guy in real life to date.

Protip: don't date guys who have parents do "dating" for them. They are aspies and make terrible relationships

shut up

>She was looking the menu.
How did you miss the point

Pretend to take a shit and answer this immediately, I'm perplexed

Enter the "random questions mode". Ask cute random questions like "do you have pets?", "whats the name of your parents?", "what is your favorite meal?", etc. So you can hope that she make a decent conversation from that. Usually this tactic works.

This tbqh

Fucking imbecile drop the phone

Post proof please

At I remember you he had fits in the middle of shops right?
>dating somone
Fuck off normie twat

Google glasses.

Sorry, i forgot about drug dealing and pimping

Keep her talking about herself or something she is interested in. Girls love to talk about themselves

Are they based?

Try to talk with her and please DO NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS OR ANIME. You will be fucked if you do that.

Come home, chinawoman. And remember, you will always be faithful to your party and it's people...

"Well it's rude too to have such beauty in front of me and not being able to lkow more about her, but i'd bet you are more than babe, tell me about yourself, i'm sure you are interesting as l
You look"

Talk about your love for Islam

Yes, he did have a fit in the middle of the shops like a 4 year old

I actually found a new bf recently. I met him in real life, he works nearby my workplace, and he is a normie, and pleasant. I'm quite happy. New bf also loves me quite a lot, I believe.

anyway be yourself OP :3 but beeee pleasant

Go away evil dogger.

Hi Province of China

Yeah nah yeah fuck off normie twat
Male of female you aren't welcome here

politics can be okay. can help weed out girls who have a very different world view than you. but if you're just trying to make it to the end of the night or get laid it may be bad

Ask her the following questions:
Do you speak English?
Do you like anime?
Do you like traps? (she probably knows nothing about crossdressing, so tell her about it)

Hi, Chinaman in US. Remember to come back as well. Your country needs you.

FUCKING LEAVE THAT DAMN PHONE FAGGOT! You will make her boring. OMG just put away your mobile. I thought I had seen all after I saw this thread...

Actually now I think about it
How old are you?
You must be like 30 or so?

I think it will be helpful. The girl is probably a normie

Besides, can two aspies be in a relationship with each other? Eventually they both have to become normies, or the relationship will fail

DONT DO THIS

I suppose so. He should ask her about random things like name to break the ice. Anyway, She seems to be pretty boring.

put the phone away and just be yourself

>Try to talk with her and please DO NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS OR ANIME.
I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked? Pic unrelated, pretending I needed to have a shit to check thread (notice used paper bin REEEEEEE)

Post more pictures you boring faggot

Put that phone away. Make her feel like she's important to you and enjoy your evening.

Holy thirsty mate

Not quite 30, I still have a few more years

Look at r9k
It seems some actually work out
In a very dysfunctional revolting way
Also answer my question how old are you zhang

Burn in hell Zhang.

OK, that is bad but not so bad. She will probably forget about that.

> Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann
krasava
(do you like iichan)

Tell her that you're listening to advice from 37 fuckers around the world on a Mongolian cave painting board about what to do on your """""date""""".
You're fucked mate.

>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
lol, she probably doesn't know what those are, just don't mention it again

>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
Probably. How did she respond?

It's okay m8, just breathe and try to stay calm.
If she didn't like you she would've left by now.
Just BEE yourself.

>"whats the name of your parents?"
you almost had me conviced

Awesome...just awesome.

disgusting russians can't land their piss in the toilet

What is lucky star and gurren lagann?

Include me in the screen cap Plz

I can land my piss on your face.

Fucking hell, man. Put your phone away and >be yourself.

old animes
they are like a decade old (both were released in 2006)

You fucked it m8
Run home

This bread

Use google unless you're trying to make a point with your ignorance.

Just tell her what do you like and why do you like it. Whatever it is. When you show passion about anything it makes you look happy and fun to be around. And drop the fucking phone m8

Nö

>Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann

If telling her that doesn't get you laid I don't what will.

Seriously, put the phone away and just ask her what does she like, then you just have to pretend you're interested in everything she talks.

>I already said I like Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann, am I fucked?
She does not know a shit about it. However, I am sure she thinks you are a freak.

Maybe you can't comunicate with other human beings very well, but why does that matter? Here you are, interacting with us and being a fine guy. If everyone here liked you, why a real girl wouldn't also like you?

Isn't /r9k for single men? I think if you get a gf, you will be too happy to be on /r9k

I'm 27

Jesus christ why are you northerners so awkward and autistic
Put the phone away and stop talking about 2d cartoons my dude, just ask her about her life without being too nosy and be confident and spontaneous