John Wick out to kill you. Which non-super powered, non-superhero movie character do you get to protect you?
John Wick out to kill you. Which non-super powered, non-superhero movie character do you get to protect you?
John wick
Rama from The Raid
Jesus
easy
Derek Kolstad
Superman cuz then i would just go back to space
Napoleon Dynamite
Bryan Mills
Tom Cruise from Collateral
Any one of steven seagal's characters. Your pick. He kills everyone, never gets a scratch, and drops only a few lines the entire movie.... Wait, isnt' that the same thing as john wick?
The shark from Jaws.
A fucking pencil!
lel easy. donnie yen from ip man
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Jason Bourne
This, mostly because I want to see the fight.
Denzel Washington
Jack Bauer
chuck norris
Rooster Cogburn
crap, i shoulda said chuck norrus
Pootie Tang
dude you messed up
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Toothless from how to train your dragon.
batman
because he isnt a real superhero, he doesn't have any magic powers other than money, which is a really nice trait to have
>Superman cuz then i would just go back to space
>0 reading comprehension
Neo
Mike Howell from American Ultra. That little stoner bitch would fuck John wick up and down the pavement.
Shrek
beat me to it
the man from nowhere
That was going to be my answer. So my second choice is jon cena from wrestling
>no superpowers
>neo
Are you retarded? Neo is half superman half Jesus
Only in the matrix
by your logic anyone who can brute force their way into a basic wifi network is a superhero
James Bond.
>any special forces trained sniper
he's good, but he ain't going to do shit against a 50 cal shot from over 1.5km's away
Boba Fett
The Equalizer
...I mean, Jason Bourne did.
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Brock Samson
Kevin from Home Alone
O Dae Su, he would totally annihilate John without even using a gun
I choose The Matrix.
Too many to list
>James Bond
>Jason Bourne
>Dirty Harry
>Tom Cruise in Collateral
>Vincent Vega and or Jules from Pulp
>My Nigga from Training Day
>The Rock in Walking Tall
>Main character from The Raid
>Chris Kyle
>Iceman from Generation Kill
>Boris the fucking blade
>Danny Archer
>never gets a scratch
>same thing as john wick
Never saw the movie, huh?
I would just be inside the megazord from the original power rangers. Then the megazord, a hundred-ton robot from space, would crush the guy with a 9mm, and I'd be totally fine.
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delet this
John Wick's wife
Really Noone picked master chief from fall of reach
> Cena
Terrible choice, he can't see shit.
"Non superhero"
The Accountant
This man has a point. Master Chief LITERALLY not figuratively has luck on his side. A fucking sentient AI deduced that.
No u dumbfuck, wick can't see him.
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Terrance McKenna
If I'm unquestionably going to die, I may as well do it while being really, really disconnected from reality.
Okay, that was a good one.
Why the fuck would the megazord be using a 9mm?
John Wick's dog... from the FIRST movie
John wick 2
Ted "Theodore" Logan.
Hail to the king baby.
Cause the chief from the fall of reach film is a faggot.
Seriously the plot of second one is because another dog of his got killed? That's stupid af
Leon, The Professional
Ip Man
No its cool stfu!!!?!?
T(2)ouche!
The overwhelming cuteness will stop him.
No, in the second one he's trying to get his car back.
Nigga throws circular saw blades at people. Best choice
no you got that wrong
Neo is just redpilled af
Agent 47
...but then they just fuck eachother...
a lot....
This 1000 times.
I'd hire the employee of the movie studio who is paid to post these stupid threads in order to shill their latest piece of this movie that is exactly the same as the previous one.
???
His dog doesn't even get hurt in the second film.
The second is about an old debt that he has to repay. Also his house but that's minor
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I choose the one and only
Casey Ryback. Unstoppable, untouchable and unbeatable. Don't think he ever got hit once after taking on terrorists on both a battleship and train
this is bait
Dubs are nice but I don't think a master martial artist is going to stop bullets.
GIT OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!!
Casey rybacks lame.
I already prepared for this
Blondie.
Then wick can you see better. Good job.
Wut R u DoiN' in ma Swamp?!! DonKei?
I don't care if he's lame. I care that he'll win
I'd pay to see that.
Mr Smith from Shoot 'Em Up
Are you fucking serious me with that Vincent and Jules shit? Both of them are so utterly unprofessional and unskilled.
Just what Are ya Dooin n ma SWamp?!?!
I'd like to see that fight.
Best choice would be Rocket, no matter how well trained you are, no one will be able to be violent when in close range of cuteness.
M8, wHat du ya tHink ur doin in meh sWaMp!!!?
MY ACTING COACH.
He'd take that wooden faggot apart in seconds.
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