John Wick out to kill you. Which non-super powered, non-superhero movie character do you get to protect you?

John Wick out to kill you. Which non-super powered, non-superhero movie character do you get to protect you?

John wick

Rama from The Raid

Jesus

easy

Derek Kolstad

Superman cuz then i would just go back to space

Napoleon Dynamite

Bryan Mills

Tom Cruise from Collateral

Any one of steven seagal's characters. Your pick. He kills everyone, never gets a scratch, and drops only a few lines the entire movie.... Wait, isnt' that the same thing as john wick?

The shark from Jaws.

A fucking pencil!

lel easy. donnie yen from ip man

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Jason Bourne

This, mostly because I want to see the fight.

Denzel Washington

Jack Bauer

chuck norris

Rooster Cogburn

crap, i shoulda said chuck norrus

Pootie Tang

dude you messed up

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Toothless from how to train your dragon.

batman
because he isnt a real superhero, he doesn't have any magic powers other than money, which is a really nice trait to have

>Superman cuz then i would just go back to space
>0 reading comprehension

Neo

Mike Howell from American Ultra. That little stoner bitch would fuck John wick up and down the pavement.

Shrek

beat me to it

the man from nowhere

That was going to be my answer. So my second choice is jon cena from wrestling

>no superpowers
>neo

Are you retarded? Neo is half superman half Jesus

Only in the matrix
by your logic anyone who can brute force their way into a basic wifi network is a superhero

James Bond.

>any special forces trained sniper

he's good, but he ain't going to do shit against a 50 cal shot from over 1.5km's away

Boba Fett

The Equalizer

...I mean, Jason Bourne did.

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Brock Samson

Kevin from Home Alone

O Dae Su, he would totally annihilate John without even using a gun

I choose The Matrix.

Too many to list

>James Bond
>Jason Bourne
>Dirty Harry
>Tom Cruise in Collateral
>Vincent Vega and or Jules from Pulp
>My Nigga from Training Day
>The Rock in Walking Tall
>Main character from The Raid
>Chris Kyle
>Iceman from Generation Kill
>Boris the fucking blade
>Danny Archer

>never gets a scratch
>same thing as john wick

Never saw the movie, huh?

I would just be inside the megazord from the original power rangers. Then the megazord, a hundred-ton robot from space, would crush the guy with a 9mm, and I'd be totally fine.

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delet this

John Wick's wife

Really Noone picked master chief from fall of reach

> Cena

Terrible choice, he can't see shit.

"Non superhero"

The Accountant

This man has a point. Master Chief LITERALLY not figuratively has luck on his side. A fucking sentient AI deduced that.

No u dumbfuck, wick can't see him.

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Terrance McKenna

If I'm unquestionably going to die, I may as well do it while being really, really disconnected from reality.

Okay, that was a good one.

Why the fuck would the megazord be using a 9mm?

John Wick's dog... from the FIRST movie

John wick 2

Ted "Theodore" Logan.

Hail to the king baby.

Cause the chief from the fall of reach film is a faggot.

Seriously the plot of second one is because another dog of his got killed? That's stupid af

Leon, The Professional

Ip Man

No its cool stfu!!!?!?

T(2)ouche!

The overwhelming cuteness will stop him.

No, in the second one he's trying to get his car back.

Nigga throws circular saw blades at people. Best choice

no you got that wrong
Neo is just redpilled af

Agent 47
...but then they just fuck eachother...
a lot....

This 1000 times.

I'd hire the employee of the movie studio who is paid to post these stupid threads in order to shill their latest piece of this movie that is exactly the same as the previous one.

???
His dog doesn't even get hurt in the second film.
The second is about an old debt that he has to repay. Also his house but that's minor

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I choose the one and only

Casey Ryback. Unstoppable, untouchable and unbeatable. Don't think he ever got hit once after taking on terrorists on both a battleship and train

this is bait

Dubs are nice but I don't think a master martial artist is going to stop bullets.

GIT OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!!

Casey rybacks lame.

I already prepared for this

Blondie.

Then wick can you see better. Good job.

Wut R u DoiN' in ma Swamp?!! DonKei?

I don't care if he's lame. I care that he'll win

I'd pay to see that.

Mr Smith from Shoot 'Em Up

Are you fucking serious me with that Vincent and Jules shit? Both of them are so utterly unprofessional and unskilled.

Just what Are ya Dooin n ma SWamp?!?!

I'd like to see that fight.

Best choice would be Rocket, no matter how well trained you are, no one will be able to be violent when in close range of cuteness.

M8, wHat du ya tHink ur doin in meh sWaMp!!!?

MY ACTING COACH.
He'd take that wooden faggot apart in seconds.

V