Serious question /b

serious question /b
how do i improve my sperm shooting muscles?
(i want to shoot cum like a rocket)

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Buy a fake dick like your picture

Stop masturbating so much. That's literally it.

Also kegels.

Have sex with men. It will make you have big cums.

OP here,
i don't believe you

so humans can't cum that big?(like picture)

i found some good topics about kegels, thanks

In a solid stream like that, fuck no, in repeated ropes, yes if you're born able.

OP here,
not even pornstars? i heard they inject some shit into their balls before the cumshot, for better/bigger results

The fluid you cum, comes from your prostate, the fluid volume from your balls is tiny, enough to keep the sperm moving.

OP here,
okay.
im just curious about maximising my sperm shooting capabilitity.
are kegel exercises the best way then?

Lift weights.

Thats a funny goal in life

Kegels(which aren't actually kegels for guys) will increase your ability to shoot ie: distance/velocity not volume, you can increase your volume some but if you aren't born shooting ropes, nothing you do is going to make it happen that I've seen. I'm an overweight 34 year old and I still rope, I've never had to do anything to do it so good diet/healthy life/supplements ain't mean shit in the end.

If you hold it back as hard as you can (clenching the musclez) and then about halfway through orgasm let it rip it will shoot out far from the built up pressure

OP here,
not a life goal kek
more like experiments

how does that help?

Buy a milk pump

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But on a serious note do something good with this goal, write a book. Try different things, dedicate your time into documenting the best way to do this

What exactly are kegels? I've heard that word many times but have never had the heart to look it up myself

Flexing your pelvic muscles, the ones that stop you peeing and squinch your bunghole.

OP here,
yes, i would like to improve my ability to shoot ie: distance/velocity

sounds painful

Sounds extremely unpleasant.

Then pelvic exercises are for you, keep going and you'll be able to shoot over your own head sitting.

If you get your muscles working you can snap a pee off mid stream without any discomfort at all

OP Go to your local sex shop and ask for the pills that are made especially for that. Some maximize your load. Hope this helps

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Are you sure you want to go down that road?

OP here,
i saw this post once, but forget to save; thanks

i don't really have that much time and like i said before, its not a goal; i just want to hear your advices, tips
and so far it was really helpful

This will give you erectile dysfunction.
Don't do it OP.

I'm trying to work out what this post implies

Edging is the protip. Before I started to edge when I'm masturbating my cumshots were very weak and then I started edging and when I finish after it my cumshots just became fucking strong and I can shoot my cum at 1 meter!

1. Get a fake dick.
2. Load it with fake cum.
3. Shoot a gallon of fake cum.
4. Kill yourself.

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This creates mustard gas in your dick.

OP here,
eww, fuck no

very well, pelvic exercises are my way to go

do they really have pills for that?i have to google it, anyway thanks

filename made me laugh

Losing weight and better diet helped me. I cum more and over a longer distance, still not that long though, it's different every time.

Edging! Shits makes you cum buckets

>so humans can't cum that big?(like picture)
The clue is in the bottom right-hand corner.

There's probably a tube under his dick pumping out condensed milk

Stop measuring yourself by porn, you dumb simpleton

You don't even need to do kegels.

Just don't fap for a few days and when you're fapping, edge at least for 2-3 hours then ejaculate. You'll cum buckets with intensity of 30 stars

Ohh no doubt, I just meant to shoot like peter north, you need to be inherently able, you can't go from dripping to throwing 6-7-8 ropes

OP here
i dont know what to think; but i didn't plan to try it.don't worry

i used to do that. once i was edging 2 hours-like really-, but i had to cum, because between my dick and my stomach i felt a little pain

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what's edging?

You have to be 18 to access this website, go to bed or I'll tell your mother, mister.

cheers.
i just don't masturbate as religiously as you i guess

It has nothing to do with masturbating frequently. I learned how to do it by myself without even knowing what it was soon after I learned how to masturbate.

OP here,
im doing sports since i was 8 years old, so im something like fit, but training with weights might help, ill give it a try

sorry

yes, i used to do that, but it hurts after i dont let it happen

Don't materbate multiple times daily, edge and when you decide to cum, go full throttle, well beyond the point of no return, and hold back your cum as much as you can during the organ, this will build up pressure, then just relax and shoot by clenching gouache hard and fast. I used to love doing this, furthest I've ever gotten it is about 8meters. It takes practice but the power spunk is fun, addictive and feels more satisfying than all regular wanks. I've had to purposely go gentle since I kept giving my gf a black eye when doing a facial

The technique is to cum before it starts hurting. Or else you're doing it wrong.

same here

i didn't say frequently, i said religiously.
if you dd it without knowing what it was, maybe i do it without knowing what it is.
so i ask, again, what's edging?
(don't be a dingus)

>so i ask, again, what's edging?
>(don't be a dingus)
That'll get you answers faster than Google.

Don't drink any alcohol or do drugs, be hydrated, get a full on rager, edge multiple times, and when you blow make sure you're super aroused.

It's all on your mood, and how comfortable, and position you are in really.
The super human sperm cannons you see in porn are unnatural most of the time, and those dudes are freaks plus do nothing but workout and make porn videos all day.

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What does religiously mean if not "with dedication and practicing regularly"?

Also, being a kid is something, but asking something you can easily google, on Sup Forums? What the fuck is wrong with you kid?

OP here,
looks like im doing it in the wrong way then

okay i understood, but

is there a connection between the fapping material and the quality of the cumshot?
i think there is, right?

i remember that porno from like 10 years ago
it was a lot harder to find sauce back then

what

More of a connection between your mood and the cumshot, mood being alterable by good porn ofc

eh.
you're mean. do you like paul rudd?

>is there a connection between the fapping material and the quality of the cumshot?

Obviously. It's basic human physiology. The body thinks you're fucking a woman that you'd like to impregnate, so it shoots off more sperm. The same way girls get wetter if they like the guy.

I have tried this. It does not work.

OP here,
yes, you're probably right about pornstars.
they do it becuse it looks good on screen, i cant blame them.
being hydrated is that important, huh?

>being hydrated is that important, huh?
Even if you don't cum more, stay hydrated.

It's hugely important, most of your sperm volume will be dependent on hydration

OP here,
i knew being hydrated is okay; i just didnt know why it was important in masturbating, but thanks

now i know why it is important

i wouldn't say stop, cumming in itself helps exercise your muscles
you get to max amount of cum after few days of no fap (3-4 days), but doing this over and over, still makes your muscles weaker in the long run (assuming no fap)

Stop fapping for a week.
Train you ``dont pee´´ muscles, holding the urine.
Intense sex gives a strong ejaculation.

i meant
>(assuming no kegels)

After a week your body will be absorbing excess as said, beyong a few days it makes no difference in terms of volume produced/stored.

What's the best way to do kegels? How many reps?

worked for my boy toy

Depends on you man, I got to the point where I could hold it from start of fap to orgasm.

Just clenching me aperture?

Yeap, start with pulsing it until you get over it, best bet is to do it when you're fapping, do it for long enough and you can hold it for as long as you've got a hardon essentially

I'll try this later.

Not in my body, im sure.

Then you have semen production problems user