Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

ill start masturbating

Timestamp?

whip my dick out and watch as their gazes turn from absolutely surprised and bewildered to complete and utter submission and lust.

stand awkwardly at the opposite wall at an angle where i can just barely not see the one on the left's vagina

rip out a fat fart to make the girls flee

i bet the guy who made this bot is a fucking jewish pedo faggot nigger

Slowly and unbuckle those sandals of hers and caress her feet. And this

i squeeze myself in playfully. bitches love it when you squeeze yourself in playfully.

slit all their throats in one cut like freaking greyworm!

nothing more unattractive than a bitch on a smartphone

...

madison and kendal wn suck you off at the same time

Take their phones and run away.

>calling little girls "bitch"
the fuck is wrong with you nigga

do you rest your legs against theirs while wearing shorts?

bitch at the receptionist for having no place to sit

Grab her by the wrist, pin her over one knee, and spank her bare bottom in front of everyone. The other two will think twice before giving me lip after watching.

All girls need this every now and then. Otherwise they start to get lazy and smart alecky. Just staring at their phones all day.

>called the police because someones not watching their children

now i have a whole couch to myself

I'm not even a pedophile, and these posts always get me hard.

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why not, they are horny as hell at that age and enjoy any playful male contact

>I'm not even a pedophile
user, I...

Say "OK" and just lean on the wall, I'm not gonna be waiting that long.

call me nigga one more time and ill report you to the janitor

kendall's earmuffs are godtier

Stare at their feet.

>h3 thinks there is a Janitor

>he doesnt insult redditors and get warnings

thats how I know, once you trash a redditor the fag comes running

Sit on the arm of the lounge.

Be sure to be the sweatiest, grossest human I can be

Make awkward eye contact with them, begin to creep them out

Breathe heavily, slightly wheeze

Make moans of uncomfort, start rubbing own calfs

Sweat more

Pull out phone, start playing Taylor Swift's Shake It Off on medium volume

Make more eye contact

Begin slipping down the leg of the chair into the seat

All 3 teens are now bunched together on the far side

I now have a seat

Mission successful

don't forget to mail him hot pockets.

>30 posts
>no flying elbow smash

I am so VERY disappointed in you lot.

>"o-okay, can I at least sit on the floor and lick your feet?"

Say:

Make room or I'm sitting on your lap(s).

Then make direct eye contact with the bitchiest looking one and don't break it.

They'll fold.