>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?
Go to the dentists
ill start masturbating
Timestamp?
whip my dick out and watch as their gazes turn from absolutely surprised and bewildered to complete and utter submission and lust.
stand awkwardly at the opposite wall at an angle where i can just barely not see the one on the left's vagina
rip out a fat fart to make the girls flee
i bet the guy who made this bot is a fucking jewish pedo faggot nigger
Slowly and unbuckle those sandals of hers and caress her feet. And this
i squeeze myself in playfully. bitches love it when you squeeze yourself in playfully.
slit all their throats in one cut like freaking greyworm!
nothing more unattractive than a bitch on a smartphone
...
madison and kendal wn suck you off at the same time
Take their phones and run away.
>calling little girls "bitch"
the fuck is wrong with you nigga
do you rest your legs against theirs while wearing shorts?
bitch at the receptionist for having no place to sit
Grab her by the wrist, pin her over one knee, and spank her bare bottom in front of everyone. The other two will think twice before giving me lip after watching.
All girls need this every now and then. Otherwise they start to get lazy and smart alecky. Just staring at their phones all day.
>called the police because someones not watching their children
now i have a whole couch to myself
I'm not even a pedophile, and these posts always get me hard.
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why not, they are horny as hell at that age and enjoy any playful male contact
>I'm not even a pedophile
user, I...
Say "OK" and just lean on the wall, I'm not gonna be waiting that long.
call me nigga one more time and ill report you to the janitor
kendall's earmuffs are godtier
Stare at their feet.
>h3 thinks there is a Janitor
>he doesnt insult redditors and get warnings
thats how I know, once you trash a redditor the fag comes running
Sit on the arm of the lounge.
Be sure to be the sweatiest, grossest human I can be
Make awkward eye contact with them, begin to creep them out
Breathe heavily, slightly wheeze
Make moans of uncomfort, start rubbing own calfs
Sweat more
Pull out phone, start playing Taylor Swift's Shake It Off on medium volume
Make more eye contact
Begin slipping down the leg of the chair into the seat
All 3 teens are now bunched together on the far side
I now have a seat
Mission successful
don't forget to mail him hot pockets.
>30 posts
>no flying elbow smash
I am so VERY disappointed in you lot.
>"o-okay, can I at least sit on the floor and lick your feet?"
Say:
Make room or I'm sitting on your lap(s).
Then make direct eye contact with the bitchiest looking one and don't break it.
They'll fold.