Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

Say to myself : "Wow, I turned blond and lost 10 kg.s through the night"

see what titties feel like for the first time

Think of something convincing to say to my family so they don't call the cops.

>work hard one's entire life to be a man
>suddenly, I'm a useless woman!

I kill myself, of course

...

Go to the bathroom and piss standing up like i do every morning

>femanons exist

See what all these sex toys I own feel like going in the correct hole.

Ask why I'm so fucking ugly

Suck cock

Either
>Never leave the house again

Or

>become the town bicycle

Get dressed. Brush my teeth. Go to the bathroom. Then eat breakfast.

getting fucked asap

Get ready for school.

>wake up
>look in mirror
>go on Sup Forums
>open a thread
>>wake up
>>look in mirror
>>see this
>>wat do

put a shirt on

Scrub the shit specks off my giant dildo and go to town

>Sexually identify as male.
Gotta get some feminist pussy.

enjoy easy mode for the rest of my life...

Finally!
Happiness!

>Curse my luck
>Call my dad explain what's happened
>Move in with him while I try and figure out how to get my life together now I not only have no I.D. I dont even have a name.

Turn self on
Find out if playing with boobies is really a turn-on or just something that men like
Explore vag. When wet, explore exactly what I can get in there and what feels best: length, girth, both?
Find out what allegedly awesome femail orgasm feels like
Then find out if I can be multi-orgasmic
Go out and pull the best-looking guy I can - find out what being seduced and fucked is like.
The find out what sucking dick and swallowing is like.
Then, when he's recovered, find out what anal feels like for a girl.
Finally, pray to be turned back before period/pregnancy/lower pay/body shaming/slut shaming kicks in

I think it's be a nice country to visit, but not sure I'd move there.

Tell my cock sleeve to use her own bathroom

Have hot lesbo sex with my wife

Tits or GTFO

Praise all of the deities.

>lower pay

Hey buddy, the wage gape ain't real.

Celebrate because my life is basically easymode from that point forward.

>probably cry
>forget why I'm crying and cry more
>eat ice cream until I get sick
>play with tits
>go to the bar
>get hammered
>get fucked
>cry because he just left when we finished
>eat ice cream
>cry

I mean, if we're being realistic here.

Become a slut in school, selling myself to the rich kids.

make note of what year it is,
avoid comets

steam on twitch and get payed

Ask her if she made anybody else aware of her location before chaining her up in the basement and living happily ever after.

Masturbate, dress up in cute clothes, cosplay, find out what it's like to lose to cock, get a cute gf, then brag about my dreams coming true on an anonymous message board.

play for hours with my armpit vagina

Kill myself because I'll still be a fucking loser

>get a sugar daddy
>live the dream
>kms when i'm 35

This! I'd be on the nearest dick so fast

Not be gay anymore

I'm under the impression that only a massive faggot would say otherwise. I mean if you're gonna be a chick for a day you gotta experience getting fucked at least once before it's over right?

Play with my boobs for hours

Masturbate while strangulating myself with a rope that's connected from my neck to a door handle.

Call in sick.
Fap.
All.
Day.

img sauce

Of course it's real. It just happens to also be justified because of all the maternity leave that women take.

>I didn't read the thread carefully

Fixt

Have my gf eat me out

So The Equal Pay Act of 1963 doesn't exist?

>Okay.

Cpatch testing

Kek

Pay gape isn't real when you compare same jobs and same diploma.

nah once your looks are gone, its back to normal mode

I'd find a lonely user and be his cute gf.

kill myself bc I'm not a thicc bitch

You could always eat hamburgers and crap cheese and drink sugary soda until you achieved this

Then you'd be American

>30 years of easy mode followed by 30 years of normal mode
How is this a bad deal ?

An average man would be lucky to have 20 years of normal mode in his life, and will never enjoy easy mode

I would switch in seconds if I was given the choice (the real deal, not that "trap with moustache" deal).

Scream, panic, cry a little, calm down with some rum. Call off work so I have some time to figure this out, panic some more, maybe play with myself a little, but fail to really get into it. Put on a baggier sweatshirt so the boobs aren't as visible. Call my favorite uncle for advice, and, finally cry again.

That should last me for a couple of hours, right?

Remember that sauce was never found
>die inside

sell my body online to desperate autistic neckbeard basement dwelling virgins who are willing to pay exorbitant amounts of money to see something they could find thousands of other places for free.

kekd

Having a stable job, being clean and well dressed while also smelling good is really not that hard of a task. Nice hair is not that much genetics, more the right product and actually cleaning it, while not using shampoo everyday.

Yeah, you got 3 point out of 10, congrats !

You can know date 3/10 women

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>join army
>Get railed by everyone
>Get rank quick as fuck
>Stay toned and fit as fuck for 10 years
>End up with fuck loads of money and pension at 30ish
>Invest in renting out propertys
> Money makes money
> Live like a queen

How many people here actually wish they were a girl?

This. Precisely this.

>be me
>find out chan is home for trumps legion
>also home for traps and people looking to get fucked by random dicks as soon as they become a woman

I wish I could start life again as a girl

Wonder why I was making this face

Fags on Sup Forums have this fantasy of turning into woman, because then can be fucked by dudes without being called gay.

those tits

are we us?

Or, in your case, fucked at all. Admit it, you pray every night to no god in particular that you'd wake up with a pussy because that's the first time you'd ever see one in the flesh.

A cute girl*

That guy doesn't look half-bad but that woman is incredibly ugly, what does he see in her to make up for that

...

Who wouldn't want to marry those tits? Right angle tits are best tits.

This

Probably gives great head, does anal without hesitation. That, or the dude just married the first hoe that would be willing to take his beta dick.