Do you fast-forward through love scenes?

Do you fast-forward through love scenes?

what kind of girlie shit do you watch? and why do you watch it if you fast forward through the love scenes?

No because then I get to see hot actresses getting it on

you homosexual neckbeard faggot

Haven't ejaculated in about a month, huh user?

That girl should put on pants

Don't tell her what to do.

No I just get sad and try to imagine what it would be like to be in love and to be wanted and desired

That guy looks way too much like me. In an alternate universe where I settle for a bull dyke with awful tattoos I see myself capable of such an embarrassing feat. My god I was having a good day too.

>Disdain for numales.

This is what you wake up to every morning in an alternate universe.

There is somebody out there who loves and desires you. His name is Jesus. Will you love Him back?

lol what a fag!

Yes, I'm gay. I'm gay for Jesus.

if you love jesus so much why don't you marry him?

Maybe I will.

What she does isn't up to you.

I would pay that girl good money to stand with her arms crossed and judge me.

>that gap tooth

Alternate universe me can do better

Maybe alternate universe you likes gap-toothed women.

I always watch the love scenes so I'll know what to do when I have a girlfriend someday.

I watch pornography for the same reason.

Jesus love you long time.

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Porn isn't necessarily a real presentation of sex. It's mostly fetish shit or highly exaggerated roles of men and women. It's mostly fantasy is my point.

I meant
>porno*

So women don't enjoy getting face-fucked until they vomit? :-(

why do you like the sound of *cough* ggGghaackCKKKK *cough*

seriously I always thought gagging was closet gay fetish because there's nothing feminine about those sounds.

Not most women, no.

Because I hate women, you silly goose. :-)

If they are shoehoned and i feel cringey then yes,and ima grown person.

I could fit my dick in that gap.

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I only watch porn without sound

You're cute. ;-)

I fast forwarded through 99% of the scenes with Diane and Camilla in Mulholland drive

I would pay that girl to step on me

This is the same look I get whenever I undress in front of a woman.

literally all women like it though

It's true. I'm a woman so I know.

I bet you think trap porn isn't gay

I fucking love gap toothed women

Heterosexuality is attraction to desirable female features, not females themselves.

wew lad I was right

Honestly, you're much gayer than me for NOT being attracted to traps, just saying.

Sometimes I skip over the scene and sometimes I get so embarrassed I pause the scene and walk around my room a few seconds then hit play again. Other times I just look away and wait for it to be over and just listen to the dialogue. I watched some older movies recently and I marveled at how the women stared at the leading men. I've seen my friends girlfriends look at them like that.

>the sound of *cough* ggGghaackCKKKK *cough*
tfw fucking max hardcore absolutely ruined my pornfu and made her quit the industry. fucker got what he deserved and should've served more time

>ruined my pornfu and made her quit the industry

Who?

So do I.

You really find them that difficult to watch?

Yea. I don't know why either. I've been like this for a long time. I remember watching Boy Meets World as a kid and covering my face with a blanket when Corey and Topanga kissed.

Did you giggle like a schoolgirl?

Are you asexual?

do you have aspergers? because I do the same thing

No. Just waited for it to be over in silence. When the show hit commercials I went to the bathroom and noticed my cheeks were bright red.

I don't know. I want romantic love, but I don't know how to to get it. I've tried to approach girls and even attempted online dating and speed dating, but nothing has worked out. Speed dating was scary.

I don't know. I've never been to a therapist or tested for something like that.

Judge me, baby. Judge me all night long!

Did your parents make you feel like romance/sex was shameful?

No. It wasn't something any of us ever talked about. At most all I got was a talk from my Dad about how to treat women with respect.

Were your parents affectionate toward each other?

Yes, but not romantically. They slept in different beds.

My parents were the same way. That's an unhealthy message to send a child. It's important for children to see their parents being romantic with each other.

I watch all my movies at x1.3 rate, this enables me to watch 4 movies in the normal time-span of 3

I skip them if I can't hear the breathing because without it it's always cheesy as fuck and cringey

Yes.

If I could faster forward to life I would.