It's another Truman exposes himself to the neighbors and gets away with it episode

>It's another Truman exposes himself to the neighbors and gets away with it episode

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>It's another Truman stays up until 4am watching worldstar videos and snickering about niggers.

>it's another Truman blows a long cord of snot out of his nose and chews on it and spits it out in the sink to examine it episode

>that creepshot obsession plotline

>It's another Truman falls asleep with the gun in his mouth episode

>It's a Truman stays in on Saturday night to shitpost episode

What was porn like in Seahaven?

Sort of Playboy-esque tasteful photoshoots. Also, no interracial allowed.

It's another Truman buys a women's health magazine "for his wife" and takes it to the basement when he's alone episode

What would happen if Truman committed a serious crime?

>its a truman spends his only day off from work jerking off to pictures of nickelodeon starlets feet episode

>it's a "Truman offs his cocaine guy for shorting on him for the last time" episode

>it's a "Truman got drunk and raped his neighbours daughter then sliced her in the shack while the whole world was watching" episode

>it's a "Truman goes over the elementay school's fence" episode

>it's a Truman knows it's all fake so just masturbates in public 24/7, just daring them episode

>it's another Truman chews his toenails off and scrapes off the scab from his one ingrown toenail infection and sucks the puss out and and then presses on it with his finger and smells his finger because it smells so interesting

>episode

What if the baby was retarded?

>it's a "Truman becomes visibly aroused while killing ducklings with a hammer" episode

this is like the 4th fucking time

>It's a "Truman crossdresses and rams a vibrator up his ass while his parents are at work" episode

>Again

>it smells so interesting
holy shit this

In theory, Truman could do literally anything and get away with only minor punishment, right? He's the star, so any horrific crimes he commits would only lead to a very short jail term...

He's something of a god...

>It's another Truman invents a Rube Goldberg machine to shit in his own mouth episode

I knew Sup Forums would get me.

this post really made me go 'hmm' dubs

>tfw both my big toes have an ingrown toenail
>every day after work, I take my socks off and pick at my scabs
>remove and smell the scab chunks of blood and pus residue
>wonder how something can smell so unique
>take a shower, throw some neosporn and a bandaid on both feet, and repeat the process the next day
Feels good.

> It's another Truman stares at underage girls in bikinis episode

>it's another Truman spends the day sticking his day sticking his penis in foods from the refrigerator to find out which one feels best episode

>truman finds out about the cameras and figures it out but doesnt tell anyone

What would happen next?

>its a truman has his best friend help him cover up a murder episode

I wonder if trumans college degree is valid in any way in the real world

You forget that they're all actors. If he tries to rape or kill someone I'm sure they have a panic button that will lead to a neighbor or a cop just happening to come by at that exact moment. If they had 30 years to film him do you think they wouldn't have thought of some of that stuff? I'm pretty sure if he planned a massive shooting spree they'd just set him up with a gun full of blanks and fuck with him.

jesus christ

They'd probably just change the setting to a prison.

In fact, that seems like a much better format since it gives them more control over his movements. The tonal shift would probably alienate a lot of viewers though.

>it's a "One of the extras raped Truman" episode

what the darn is wrong with you, user

When did Truman have sex for the first time?

>tfw I know I should see a doctor to get referred to a foot specialist
>too afraid of link related happening because they might use the wrong BBQ sauce
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>It's a Truman notices womens health magazine articles are weirdly centered around his fetishes episode

>it's a Truman learns to cut his toenails straight across and wear shoes that don't pinch his toes
>episode

>Truman
>True man
>he's the only true person in his world, everyone else are actors and know the big picture
really made me think

>it's another Truman buys a bum a hot meal and gives him a coat before slitting his throat episode
The worst part is that the amateurs keep looking directly at the camera, it's like they're just pulled off the street.

>I am The Creator...of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
truly compelled me to cogitate

>it's another Truman mixes bleach and ammonia in the basement, so the producers have to dress up as angels to save his life episode

>it's a Truman finds a lump on one of his testicles but decides it's probably nothing so doesn't tell anybody episode

made me chuckle

>it's a Truman decides to go ahead and poop in the popcorn bucket so he doesn't miss any of the movie episode

made me think of something else that a long, long time ago made me chuckle

>it's a Truman lurks on backpages for 4 hours with his dick in his hand but doesn't have the nuts to call a girl episode