There are over 300 million people in America, and this fatass is who they chose as their leader

There are over 300 million people in America, and this fatass is who they chose as their leader.

>implying over 300 million people voted
a little effort please

No, dumbass, the implication was that this was the best individual American voters could come up with.

Obviously reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

>how do i reply?
lurk more

the very truth of how the US functions is to remain a mystery forever...

technically Hillary has a higher bmi so she is fatter

Americans are retarded, what did you expect?

both hillary and trump are thicc af , dont get me wrong trump is gonna do skeevy shit just like any other president, but atleast we wont have to worry about hillary starting a war.

this bird would have been a much better choice

>the people chose Trump
>Hillary won the popular vote
pick one

Now all we have to worry about is Trump starting a war

BRRRRRRAAPPP

>not knowing how it works

Stay in school, chap

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>Hillary won the popular vote
The popular vote is as irrelevant as your opinions.

>implying body weight has anything to do with governing a nation
>if this were the case, most world leaders are shit then. They're almost all fatasses

The Republicans wanted to elect the first obese president after the Democrats elected the first black president.

Firsts all around!

Dat ass do

>implying over 300 million people are possible presidential candidates

W E W

THICCC

T H I C C

yes worry that the guy that wan't to step out of a military alliance and stop the interference strategie from america to start a war

nigger these Russian shills should at least be taught correct English before shitposting.

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when you can't take a joke so you just shit post and get mad instead.

wew, the ol' anyone who is against Trump must be a Hillary supporter

y u heff to be med? is only post

i have no counter argument let just yell

>b-but muh electoral college
Nice quads, you're still a moron though.

l2english nigger before moving on to subjects like politics.

not my president

Is my president

>b-but muh electoral college
That's the game, Snowflake.
Do you need a participation trophy?

Here's the interesting part:

The cheeto's committing active espionage and treason for Russia.

The whole country knows this.

>mfw trumpanzee retards are only angry his espionage and treason was leaked. they don't care that he's working for the Russians.

Isn't that something? What a country! KEK The Jews have the USA hoodwinked!

Trump is a shill for the Jews.

He kisses their feet.

McCarthy must be spinning so fast in his grave

Trump is the biggest Zionist on the planet. You sir, are correct.

>He hired all of soros' guys.

"conservatives" were silent.

>He hired all of Hillary's Goldman Sachs guys.
"conservatives" were silent.

Sad!

ITT

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Now that Israel and Russia have mended ties, they'll be working overtime to finish America off with traps, homosexuality, trump, furries, biracial cuckoldry etc.

maybe trump's snowflakes can save murka

maybe trump's buttfags will say "who cares about inauguration crowds! Pass legislation you foolish cheeto! work! stop golfing! stop going on vacations! work cheeto, work!"

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Many reasonable people are very ashamed it has come to this

>he won

Still won't prosecute Hilary for email scandal because there is nothing to prosecute her for.

kek

Looking forward to 16 years of a Trump Presidency.

>whining about Trump losing the popular vote
Riddle me this, fucko. Who would be president if votes made by *THE PEOPLE* mattered?

I know it's great isn't it?
MAGA!

Source on this email?

tbh Hillary and Trump are laughing at all the retards.

The fact is that both of them represent the Coastal Liberal Elite. Me.

And both of their 'tax reform' plans will further decimate the middle class.

So we (the upper-middle class) will continue winning.

Someday maybe you'll pick a Bernie Sanders. I doubt it though. We'll throw another D or R trump in there for 2020 and 2024, and so on.

:))

KEK

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I feel you
We could have put Keanu Reeves or Samuel L Jackson or Kurtwood Smith (in character as Red Foreman only) in the WH
Instead went with a NYC democratic socialist
>angry reac face

If we're being honest, red states are welfare states.

No one in a red state should be able to vote.

Blue states are worth trillions of dollars.

They give hundreds of billions to red welfare states for subsidies and welfare.

We let you pick this one. And you chose a do-nothing, orange reality tv star retard.

You won't be choosing ever again.

Our choice was an old woman who wore stroke prevention sunglasses or an old, diaper wearing wants to fuck his own daughter good for nothing assclown. And we chose the assclown. United States of Dumbasses indeed.

Wikileaks

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>blue states are worth trillions
>illinois is blue

And that's when people stopped listening.

You know about half the electorate stayed home because they were so depressed at their two options.

I'm a moron but you don't know how voting works lmao how bout neck yourself

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Half the electorate always stays home.

This picture makes you realize how empty the country is when you know more people voted for Hillary.

God damn mmm what are they feeding those white girls ;)

Implying Bernie wouln't have made the whole country blue

Fatass you say?

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Guess I'll dust off this one.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

Liberals enjoy living like rats in a small cage.

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OK smashing pumpkin

Implying your fantasies matter.

California and New York are actually pretty awesome. I know you're not allowed to like those places because you're pro Trump but if you ever get a chance to get to the west coast you should go man.

>first obese president
The fattest president was Taft.

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He sounds like a coolio dude,what a great experience,user! Thanks for sharing your story.

Oh boy Sergei is back

>10 ruble and potato have been deposit in akkount

Keep up the good work tovarisch

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>Sharia Blue

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Sergei please go back to playing Dota

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>thinking BMI existed when Taft was president

holy kek nigger

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(You)

There's a difference between visiting and inhabiting. I've been to both, had fun but woulnd't want to live there.

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>California and New York are actually pretty awesome
LA is full of arrogant morons.
San Francisco is covered with homeless shit.
New York smells like piss.

If I never visit those cities again, I won't feel like I'm missing anything.

Sergei pls

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what is this triggered spam cancer on trump threads?

>boy has a crush on girl
>boy receives confession from girl on his cellphone
>turns out it's from girl from an alternate dimension
>Alternate-girl (A-Girl) loves Alternate boy (A-boy)
>A-girl wants to learn about A-boy from boy since she assumes the two are the same
>Boy wants to learn about girl from A-girl due to the same reason
>Boy and A-girl can only communicate through short messages (SMS)
>A tale of love through cellphones
>Title: Keit-Ai!
>'keitai' means cellphone

I'd love to live out west. It's shame it's so expensive unless you want to live in the ghetto.

I think height and weight measurements probably existed when Taft was president, and that's how you calculate BMI. Also BMI isn't a great indicator of anything anyway. Also Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub. Took a crane to get him out. Look it up.

>Love story
>Boy confesses his love to his crush on the phone
>Crush says yes, boy is ecstatic
>The next day, his crush says she never got a call from him
>Who was phone?
>Turns out he called the alternate universe version of his crush
>His AU crush is in-love with his AU self
>They agree to help each other get together with their crushes and whatnot
>They fall for each other anyway

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>Cellphones
>Confession
>Dimensions
>Dark Secrets
>Privacy
>Hijinks
>Feelings
>The Date
>Drama
>The Nature of Love
>Keit-Ai

>Boy A falls in love with Girl A.
>Unable to confess, Boy A is gifted by a deus ex machina with Girl A's phone number. He calls her and they set up a date.
>It wasn't Girl A's phone number it was Girl B's phone number, which is Girl A's alternate universe counterpart, who's in love with Boy B or Boy A's AU self as well.
>Hijinks ensue as they set themselves up with each other and find out the NATURE of LOVE

>a boy falls in love with a girl
>unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number