IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME

If Manure Customers would have been patient, LVG would have built you a new dynasty...

But you prefer park the bus and hoofball.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>POOPSHITTER POONITED

before they are relegated down to league one

...

ONE, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I TRIED SO HARD

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAALLLLLLL

AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM

WHEN I WAS

ANNIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK ANNIE

IT'S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY
THIS FEELING INSIIIIIIIIDE

WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIIIDE

an M a U an N

an I a C an H

THERE WAS AN AIR DISASTER IN 1958

THEY FLEW TO RED STAR BELGRADE AND THEY CRASHED THE FUCKING PLANE

AND WHEN THEY PLAY IN EUROPE NEXT I HOPE THEY CRASH AGAIN

lol this could make up a good song desu

sucking cocks for food

OOH EEE OOH AHH AHH
TING TANG
WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OOH EEE OOH AHH AHH
TING TANG
WALLA WALLA BING BANG

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE RUUUUUUUUUUUNWAY FOR ICE

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM

...

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>customers

>literally losing to a shit team of a shit league

Just a couple more 100m+ netspend summers and United will be #PogBack

did pogbomb play?

He got injured

yeah he injured himself, ruptured achilles most likely

out for 10 moonths

Wembley Wembley...

I WAS RAGING IT WAS LATE
IN THE WORLD MY DEMONS CULTIVATE

I FEEL STUPID

AND CONTAGIOUS

...

(SAVE ME)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES, BUT YOU WANNA SAY NO

Pogba out for 10-12 weeks. Dedba.

Phew, United might have lost but at least I'm not a Turk

Lmao wasted money

WHEN YOU DONT WANT ME TO MOH
BUT YOU TELL ME TO GO

DU HAST

At least Rooney being great again. He deserves to be a starter.

I WAS MOUING IN THE STANDS LATE LAST NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD AN EERIE SIGHT
A BUNCH OF NIGS AND TURKS BEGAN TO RISE
THEN SUDDENLY TO MY SURPRISE

THEY DID THE BACH
THEY DID THE FENERBACH

looks like United will be improving over the next 10-12 weeks

very unfortunate for ABUs

Why are TV pundits so shit these days? They're trying to figure out what's wrong with United and how to fix it, and all they can come up with is suggesting that they buy a whole new starting eleven again. I haven't seen one pundit address the glaring flaws in the system (if you can even call it that) that Mourinho has employed so far

...

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

I KNOW

I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

10/10

...

In all seriousness, is there even a chance for Mou to be sacked this season? I think they're gonna stick with him no matter what, just to not embarass themselves any further.

IT'S GOT LEATHER SEATS

IT'S GOT A DABB-ING PLAYA-PLAYA-PLAYA-PLAYA-PLAYA-PLAYA BUT I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

Roony goal gif?

There is no clear tactical plan at work, and apart from Mata the entire fucking cadre is regressing. They're below Watford in the league and might be knocked out in the group stage of the EL. This entire thing is a trainwreck, and no matter how high-profile the manager is, the owners are going to pull the plug eventually. It's pretty much an exact repeat of the Chelsea situation last year.

no fucking way, not after moyes, the original moyes. United will be the inter milan of the prem. A revolving door of managers.

Yes, because their contract with Adidas states their contract value will drop by like half if they don't qualify for CL for 2 years in a row.

Which means their board will go full despair by March when Manure are 8th and out of all competitions.

There's really no one else available. United should just stop sacking managers and give him time, because it's a complete mess at the moment.

Unless they're hovering above relegation like Chelsea last season, he should be given time.

The contract value drops by 30%. From 75m a year to 52.5m a year.

I TRIIIIED SO HAAAAAAARD

Really glorious time for ABU

Have webm instead.

The old Rooney's back lads. It's coming home.

ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI

He's still got it la'

It's too soon to condemn him or the system (from the media's perspective), but they eventually will. It's also Mourinho's last shot, if he fails at United, his status as a 'top manager' will be gone and he'll be forced to work at mediocre clubs again.

I’VE BEEN WATCHING THE NIGHT ROLL BY
AND I’VE BEEN JUST FINE WATCHING THE NIGHT ROLL BY
NOW I’VE BEEN QUITE A WHILE INSIDE
JUST BIDING MY TIME WATCHING THE NIGHT ROLL BY
AND I SAY…

AGE OF ROONEY

>9pm oh gtg home watching >schalke
>omw home come by some kebab shop
>50% off all kebab
>wtf going in order 2 and ask wtf
>"feherbahce yay feherbahce won against united"
>everyone laughting
>get a fat chicken döner for 1,50€

United made me literally a customer at this point

THANKS MOU

Fucking Britistanis, cannot defeat a shit team of a 3rd world caliphate. Now the fenerfags will brag about this for the next 10 years.

t.amedsporlu

can't wait for a punished rppney comeback

wew

Do you lads think Dabbman will dab while in surgery? Will his rigor mortis be frozen in a dab?

t. fascist fenerli kemalist

>yfw rooney is your best player in 2016

haha would be great if in the next weeks he grew a beard and dyed his hair platinum

>ulusalcı faşist

SLIDE AWAAAAAAAAAY
AND GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT

HE'S BACK. FIRST NAME ON THE TEAMSHEET. SEASON SAVED.

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

Is this the infamous german """""humor"""""?

t. Fakir türkler

HOEISH ASS BITCH
HOEISH, HOEISH ASS BITCH

kek

i was waiting for this

...

SİKERİM AMK ALMANCISI SENİ KES AMK DÖNERCİSİ

Excuse me but who are YOU to question the legitimacy of the manager and club of Manchester United?

Let me remind you we won the FA cup (biggest trophy is Europe desu), the Charity Shield and the transfer window, which is already a treble in itself.
I suspect all this impotent rage stems from your inability to even comprehend the level of success we are destined to achieve year in, year out

Keep playing along though stupid ABU because all this "failure" is nothing but a planned marketing exercise which retarded ABU's like yourself are dancing along to just like the puppets you are

We will win major silverware this year, but completely on OUR terms

*sigh*

remember when australians were good at shitposting

TAAAAAAKE OOON MEE
(TAKE ON ME)
TAAAAAAKE MEE OOON

Saka yapdim
Kusura bakma knk

>First 16 games as Manchester United manager: Mourinho - won 8 lost 5 Van Gaal - won 8 lost 4 Moyes - won 9 lost 3

J U S T
U
S
T

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

>Moyesinho

Moyes inherited the champions

to be fair they were a horrible squad. All the more testament to SAF that he walked the league with them

STANDING ON THE EDGE

türklerin amına koyim sen üzülme knk
boşver o ibneyi

jej

Hmmm