ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house.

[Gets murdered]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Who the fuck stole my pocket pussy and drank my beer?? It had my name on it faggots, I'm getting real fucking tired of this shit.

>burns house to the ground
problem solved.

You motherfucker,it was you wasn't it?
*Hides a turd under your bed*

hangs out nude all day

hi guys, thanks for letting me rent a room with you!

my name's ron. ron defeo, what's yours?

Since everyone here is a new fag. I'll say it GET OUT!!!!

I don't need flies, or bloody walls, I got enough problems as is.

Mom, OP is sucking my dick again

*molests the weaker anons at night*

Is there a draft over by the kitchen table? It's always cold in that spot.

I'll be the mom

Who the fuck bought this faggy light beer

*breathing intensifies*

Lesanon roommate here, anyone see where I put my phone?

>if we threw a party

GARY WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS DAMMIT! JUST BECAUSE YOU WRITE YOYR NAME ON IT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS. WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU GET YOUR OWN FAKE VAG!!!!!!

shut up meg

I always just go to my imaginary bed in these threads.

I'm going to bed.

Whats for dinner and whos making it

Why the fuck is there shit in the fridge AGAIN?

I don't know any of you, stay out of my room and don't touch my dog

That filename
Lost it

*molests dog at night*

Ben dover

hi guys do any of you like pcgames

Shits in corner.

*breathing intensifies*

I'll make it we're having Papa a la John's but someones gotta collect it so we can use the buy one get one free deal.

*molests ben dover at night*

*likes it*

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO GOT DAMN COLD

I like sims 3 and civ 5. Lan party?

*immediately stops*

Goddam it, someone didn't flush their dooky. Again. Fuck!

*continues where you left off*

My beautiful dog doesn't deserve that, leave her be

I'm glad my private bedroom has an en suite

BECAUSE SOME ANONS REDIRECTED ALL THE GAS DOWNSTAIRS.
WHY?
LETS NOT QUESTION IT.

Cool mate i like counter strike and battlefield

...

*questions what it means to molest someone*

*tables turn and Ben Dover molests you*

League of legends.

Oh hi our names are Ed and Lourran let's make a big fake ghost story and get famous. Btw did I mention we are a bunch of lying cunts?

My name is george lutz. I'm sure we'll get along great here.

>paints house red

I feel as if now is the perfect time to question it

The new battlefields pretty cool, I like the pigeon.

Guys, be quiet. I have to pray in my room.

*thinks about molesting both of them at night but doesn't*

Because she wouldn't do the succ

molestation doesn't even harm anyone

It is to gas all the inferior oldtypes

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS PAINTED MY FUCKING ROOM MOTHER FUCKING PURPLE

Peepholes

I was gonna get the others to chuck you out but your dubs have proved your worthiness to stay here

if you want it to be a different color you can borrow my red paint

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

That was me I like purple

no

Guys my younger sister wants to hang out with us for the night, is that ok?

red is far better

Ben fucking dover doesnt like his walls purple.
Get ready for a flash in prison on yo asshole

does she drink goo, my dude?

Does she have a dick

*pulls self together and tries to molest at night but can't because life is ultimately pointless*

...

That's cool with me, always down for another girl to chill with

Guys I'm back from the pharmacy I picked up our prescriptions. They ran out of Paxil, Prozac, effexor, welbutrin, latuda, Lamictal, seroquel, Trazadone, Xanax, klonopin, Ativan, Valium, oxycontin, vicodin, morphine, codeine, fentanyl, and Valtrex

A vagabond arrives, claiming to be the true heir to the throne of the Byzantine Empire. He's dressed in all purple, with Byzantine flags printed on paper taped to it. He also has a dog that's been painted with the names of multiple Byzantine emperors on it's fur. He claims the room of a Turkish man, and challenges him to a duel with sharpened sticks.

You have a problem

I agree but purples still cool

So what the fuck did you get?

...

You get my condones? I'm gonna need some of those Xanax also,roomie

laid.

*tries to molest the vagabond at night but still fails because the fire is lost from life*

Where the fuck is my grape juice?

What did they have then? Did they have any ketamin?

Ben motherfucking dover doesnt think so.
Ben dover fucks anything he wants to, even if it has a dick.

Does she have pubes?

Molest you with welches grape juice bottle.

Well I wasn't going to use fucking green you dumb nigger

oh shoot, I forgot to get rid of the white bar.
here is a fixed version

Anybody remember the WiFi password? OPlovesDicks4ever isn't working anymore.

Mutha fucka. I sent you for one damn thing and you get another hooker pregnant. Fuck, you are so grounded.

Only if she doesn't ruin our fun time ;)

OK... Who's piss jugs are these?

Alrite so which one of you is gon be feeding me his foreskin orally and then anally

Do you think this is fucking funny

Gonna ring my dealer up. What you guys what?

*hits with entire watermelon* go the fuck to sleep hoe.

...

I got us a bunch of ketamine but they only had one pack of syringes left, you guys cool with sharing?

*realizes that time has surpassed him, the young are better molesters than he ever was or will be*

Yeah were gonna need uppers, downers, and all arounders

YO, what the fuck man? Some dude was hanging from the ceiling in my room.

You don't own me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go shit in the neighbors box garden.

WRONG!
purple is not okay