Why aren't you bi/gay?

why aren't you bi/gay?

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because i'm not a faggot.

because i'm not a faggot

If another dude's ass turns you on, you, sir, are a huge faggot.

I am. Because I'm not a fall of manking fucken clammosexual

*mankind

How about a timestamp first

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Hello Eve. Heavy flow day? How's the vagisil? Lemme know when any male needs a penisil

because i don't have a mental disorder.

Too much work.

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Those don't exist. And yes you do. There is nothing these gross stinky things can do outside surrogacy. Also. Xq28 gene

I am bi and kinky so there faggot.

don't like men

what could be better than never having to worry about fucking a feminist

So you're gloria allred or you don't like yourself. Which is it

Get naked and write a time stamp on your palm and "froot" above your cock for proof

Already am and I fuckin hate myself

Why arent you... oh wait.

I'm bi, at least sexually. I love sex with both but I don't see myself in a long term relationship with another boy

hating yourself is even gayer, faggot

I hate myself becouse I'm a faggot

Same

oh yeah. i forgot! everyone here has a mental disorder!

Already am. It's pretty good.

False fag flag. Very common. I'm richard dryfus

I am bi, a lot of my girlfriend's have worried I'd cheat on them with other dudes kek

I dont have to. Trips are absolute proof

Theyre called spiritual problems and slippery porno slides due to boredom. Heterosexuals invented these. Only they suffer from them

What

nice package

Thank you

This is Sup Forums the timestamp is always required for proof

Its not my thing dude men are just colleagues in life m8 i love women too much but whatever you like fag lol

how big does it go?

>women complete me!

> Why don't I like Men and women, or just men.
Nugga youse a gay

boys are too hairy
i also don't like hairy girls

I"ll fuck anything that's young, slender, smooth, and feminine.

They dont have to be also they are looser and smellier and naggy and make no sense and prefer chocolate bars to sex
Nigguh youse a miserable feminist

How do you get a feminine, slender, young, and smooth penis?

A razor

Because if I choose to have sex with a guy and marry him then i'm killing every single person who would have existed because of my sperm. You gotta marry the opposite sex if you're bi. Don't kill your family.

Well i just need a led zepp album my ride weed jack my bitch and my life is complete im a simple man

I'll take Asian boys for $500, Alex.

That bitch defiles you

you're cute

but I am

>new fag detected

Correct answer is epilator.

Well let's see it

Anyone want to help cum tribute this femboy/trap? Here's the pic he wants us to tribute. He set a goal of 15 and so far there's been 2.

I may as well be but ugly cuz I'm nicer gonna have a boyfriend and will either turn into a slut or die alone, i honestly wish I could be a normal straight dude bro sometimes

Here's the first one.

I am. I sucked dick and I like frottage. Also, I like how a dick feels in the area between ass hole and balls. But that's about it. No getting sucked and no penetration. I don't like that. For now I fuck tinder sluts, so cock will have to wait, But I will most likely suck and frot again when I find a decent dude with a nice looking cock.

My problem is that I only want manly men between 38-49 yo and where I live they are all fucking creepy, married or full of diseases. Touched a guy and one week later had warts for two months, but they are long gone. Might have been the prostitutes though. Guess I will never know.

Prostate orgasms are fuggen shweeeeet

Here's the 2nd tribute. It's snowyboy's pic from his tumblr page. snowyboy.tumblr.com

Because I want my bloodline to continue
And I'm not a fag

haha get the boypucci you like my Sup Forumsro if it makes you happy

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>also Hagar
>also you're a liar and know nothing

Fucked a dude once, just to experiment. Felt gross afterwards. Still finished because I'm no quitter but gonna stick to chicks from now on.

Fair enough. Im sorry i ate your face a little bit

How did you feel only physically. Whilst you was doing it?

Sex is sex. Generalizing it is just stupid

Well at first it felt good when i had him doggy style, but the thing that killed it for me was when he flipped over and was more or less missionary. After that, the only thing going through my mind was "Why am I here? What am I doing?" with every stroke.

>note the six at end of post
This is because for 6000 years society has been utterly and completely destroyed and fucked up. Your balls grew metaphorically that night. A shame only a face can ruin your independence. Good replies though kiddo

absolute worst kind of person right here

Cos you were desperate for sex and went with a man?

Something like this happens to me when I suck dick sometimes. It feels nice on my lips for a couple of minutes and then it is just a dick in my mouth and I am like, wtf am I doing? After three months I kinda want dick again, but I know I don't really like it. So I stopped meeting guys.
I get a similar feeling with KFC. After a couple of wings, I realize I don't really like it, but in two weeks I want more, just to eat again and don't like it again, so I stopped going to KFC.

It's not desperation. It's called doing what you want and a certain manly curiosity. I don't understand why prostates would feel good if this is all so fucked. It's not

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Partly the reason, yeah. It had been over a year since I last had sex, but I had always been curious.

I don't find dudes attractive, and traps don't do it for me.

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FAAAAAACKEN HNNNNNG. And this can even happen just swordfighting or doing intercrural. No hands required. They were simultaneous too and I know this feels great. There's even docking. Mmm

the swimsuits are faggier than them cumming at the same time.

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But I am

Nice fabric on those. Display softy?

Like a softy dick pic?

Yezzir

Its older but here you go

I'm the opposite. I'll sleep with girls, but would never have a lot term relationship with one. They're annoying.

Is that you?

Deec. I rate 8.25 m8

Because I want to procreate like a normal person. enjoy your AIDS, fucking fudge packer

Charlie sheen is getting pissy again. Zika. Pussy based throat cancer. Incurable gonorrhea. Faggots can reproduce their own kids. Read the thread. Use condoms and seatbelts. Stop fucking the devil's sloppy seconds

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Because I'm not mentally ill

Ok freud go suck some monica cigars

6"

Oki

Nice undies, I like your butt

Gay but bi. Why? I dont find women atttactive
Saved this is my fetish

Nice turtlecap

butt pics in underwear?

thanks

faggots are those that deny themselves pleasure

but i am

Boys in boxer briefs, butts and bulges, alliteration

Well I've got a story that's gay if anyone's interested.