Hey Sup Forums, I'm broke as fuck and need ideas for a good homemade fleshlight. Any suggestions?
Hey Sup Forums, I'm broke as fuck and need ideas for a good homemade fleshlight. Any suggestions?
Blake Johnson
Joseph Sanchez
a cat
Angel Harris
one FaggotBlaster should do.
Aiden Lopez
two sponges in a red solo cup...enjoy.
William Smith
Don't think my cat would appreciate that
Mason Diaz
Hamster wrapped in duct tape so it doesn't disintegrate.
Samuel Smith
This. Look up a fifi.
Luis Cruz
This
Aaron Johnson
this
Cooper Stewart
If you've got a heating pad, roll it up around a small garbage bag and put a rubber band around the part that sticks out. Rub some lotion or lube on the inside and put it at the lowest heat setting. This setup's kept me warm through some desperate times.
Ayden Long
well, this is how you start
Michael Ortiz
Isaiah Howard
this is step 2
Tyler James
please stop
Oliver Rodriguez
No
Jaxon Thompson
add lube. add lube. add lube. add lube.
Owen Collins
pic related. IS that a turd inside a banana.
Ian Campbell
Keep going
Asher Murphy
dont stop
David Parker
What's step three, I need to know
Dylan Torres
Tape the bottom of the toilet paper roll/cardboard well so that it is completely covered.
Bentley Reyes
Insert the battery, wired end first, into the toilet paper roll.
Jeremiah Lopez
No thats a vagina duh
Nolan Jenkins
Same next one
Nicholas Flores
How can you be sure?
Justin Phillips
Your hands
Brandon Roberts
...
Isaac Harris
Add a latex glove between the two sponges, fold the end out over the rim, add some lube and voila, you'll never leave the house again
Blake Parker
You know the different between a flashlight and a fleshlight, right?
Ethan Murphy
Tape the bulb to the top of the battery.
Jaxon Lewis
No why
Hudson Wright
how do you know, kinda rude to assume the cats feelings in the mattter
Robert Edwards
Light up
Nolan Ramirez
Cut a hole into a microwaved melon or grapefruit. I haven't tried it, but I've heard it works.
Jose Fisher
...
Carter Sanchez
ive done this and it's fucking amazing.
Easton Robinson
fill water balloon but not to the point it would burst
tie the end
lube it with lotion
wrap it around weenie
get on the floor
Luke Taylor
GIVE US THE TITS FAGGOT
Nathan Roberts
there is no light coming out..............
Jeremiah Anderson
aaaahmm just asking
Dominic Clark
this makes mustard gas
Isaiah James
>2017
>Not concluding with "Everybody walk the dinosaur."
>Shameful.
Isaac Rivera
olive oil
plastic sandwich bag
wrap in towel
Bentley Thomas
Holy fuck get off this website.
Adrian Wood
it's actually nervegas.
Lincoln Powell
find some bubble wrap some baby oil or lotion...roll it up and jamb it between the sofa cushions. Works for me
Kayden Wood
thats a fucking science project,,,,fuck all that who has corn starch these days anyway?
Lincoln Morgan
you can get a box of cornstarch at walmart for like 2 bucks tho
Aiden Roberts
Henry Torres
when you feel like jerkin off, do you wanna run out to walmart? I think not
Evan Diaz
Being this new