Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Ah I see. Just try to breathe and happy thoughts. Hope you can calm down a bit.

more legs.

>how to admit you have no arguments
About 18.6 trillion miles

you waifufags are a bunch of body pillow fucking shitdicks

how many miles is the earth? 10,1000?

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>no arguments
>petty insults
N-nani?

hey i've never been called bait before
thanks bud

About 24800 miles in circumference

カラミチーマス

Claimed

which avatarfag is gonna give me the succ

I was de-BAIT-ing whether to do so or not.

alex :o
is this gonna be on the test?
what does nani mean?

oh you silly fucker

>Tomoko-chan
You have great taste, user

claimed

is that a pillow or paper?

What test?

For context, take the circumference of the Earth, make a line out of it, and repeat that 748 million times. That is the closest neighboring star to our solar system

Clearly a pillow

whoa dude stop that

i said post fucking legs you spic

Put your hand up if you can go faster than 100 mph in a vehicle you own and currently runs fine.

Is Makoto here? :^)

I have bad eyesight sorry mister
yes

there's not enough room in my trailer to make a line THAT big :o
why?

Thanks. Noticed you had a figurine in the back. It looks nice.

>Smugs
Not at work yet, waiting. Me and my friend gunna get some Popeyes chickenz on the way to work, but we gotta leave early if we wanna do that.

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i can't fap to this

Me! Though, if my parents found out, I would be histRORY!

Who's giving the test and who is sitting it?

You can imagine it. You know how big a mile is, so just imagine 24 854 of those. Then take that line, and make it 748 million times bigger.

Definitely. Imagine if you got into a wreck at that speed. The CAR would be a total LOSs.

>but it isnt the bike

Sure is /r/Iamverysmart in here.

you are alice sensei

how big is human imagination? :o

My mind can't stop thinking about the warm blood. I must have been running my hands through cold water for an hour now.

claiming best smol husbando

Top 10

is she evil or something?

Fuck off mai

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Not even. This stuff is 30 second google searches and a conversion
I just enjoy reading up on space
Too much work. Just make it and take it yourself

I would have to say it varies from person to person.

Did anyone CATch that? I'm sorry. I HAT to make that pun.

you can't make tests for yourself -_-

who is the smartest person in threads? :o

Sure you can. We test ourselves every day

How should I know?

definitely alice-sensei, from the looks of it

but then I would know the answers if I wrote the tests -_-

you're the teacher :o

Muck off fai

I think so too:

You need to stop thinking about it and if its all you worry about you wont relax. You need to do something to distract yourself.

No avafags here.

*gets touched by the thread*

I would drag my big black dick through shattered car glass just to fuck her.

Fuck me

Then do it. Good choice on chicken

Tests come in many different forms. Not just pen and paper

I'm not a teacher -_-
Nothing I've said isn't available in a 30 second google search
No thanks

hi

defiantly me.

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Thanks

No thanks -Alice sensei

If I can't touch you then I can't murder you

Hai

they come online too:

but you taught me a lot today -_-
you are /r/verysmart

Guns are an option too

im playing with my dogs now, they're very nice, but bitey

I don't think anyone here is THREAD-y for that.

Called, faggots.

Not what I meant, but sure

You could have googled it yourself, you're just lazy

litteral goddess waifu that causes all other waifu to become shit tier

Ah, you're pretty sharp, thanks, I have two Tomo figures, actually, heh

Well hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

you know what I meant :o

I like learning from a teacher, not a computer -_-

I don't think anyone EAR-d you.

>Wild Lewd Fairy appears

Those are not as fun

You aren't the real Alice

N-No problem

Fuck off Carlos

Hello there. You are here a lot of the times that I am yet we never talk. Why?

how are you tonight? :o

hello lewdiva

Of course I'm not. Shut up and post some more lewds.

You're reading your computer screen, same result
But you said you couldn't, it's still an option

Best girl in any anime

good. can i help?
Got the mini one too. nice

worst girl

boring anime
goodnight sensei :(

but I know you're behind a computer screen too:

You don't have to be a PITCH about it.

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Go to bed Canada.

I had a presentation at work today and just got finished cleaning up my apartment. I still have work to do though

Are you worried about getting deported?

We will save that for private~

I couldn't bring myself to do it. It is possible, but not by me since it is not fun

LEWD!

I'm alright.
*hugs you*

Go to bed, Chile

goodnight

Trump can't deport a whole city -_-

where do you work? :o

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Alright good. Dont get too scrambled. I was reading more of the manga and I saw something cute. Would you like the picture? No spoils.

>Trump can't deport a whole city -_-
That's where you're wrong kiddo

claimed

Whoops fucked up my claim

I've been expecting your reply

he might as well cut off half of arizona :o

Ayy

Sure~

You spoil it I'll kill you.