Share stories of high school life

share stories of high school life
>be me
>teacher is passing back graded work
>teacher gets to my work
>doesn't know who I am
>calls my name
>everyone goes "who's that? I've never heard that name before"
>this literally happens every week
>I raise my hand
>teacher doesn't see me
>teacher sits at her desk
>I have to get up to get my work
>feelsbadman.jpg

>first day of freshman year
>first class
>teacher talks and is about to take roll
>says that if you prefer to be called something else to say it now so he can write it down
>gets to me
>"call me jeff"
>never knew a jeff
>don't know why i did it
>did this for my other classes
>never respond to the fucking name
>get marked absent sometimes
>teaches try to call me up and i ignore them (not on purpose) because that's not my god damn name

>be me
>girl asks me to go to dance with her while at lunch
>some fag sitting next to me says no
>wtfshewasnttalkingtoyounigger
>thought he was talking for me
>tfw cock blocked by somebody I rarely talked to

>family always tells me to shut the fuck up when I was younger
>have 4 older siblings and am the youngest
>3 of them used to beat the shit out of me everyday
>get called names everyday
>get ignored by parents while they always pay attention to what my siblings have to say
>2 of them are crazy and do drugs 1 of them is a special snowflake and also does drugs
>only sibling that isn't a piece of shit rarely talks to me
>develop social anxiety and become introvert
>have one friend
>dad always tells me I am worthless and wants me to be like he was when he was my age (he was in a gang in chicago)
>friend talks about his youngest brother
>friend says that the youngest in families are always pieces of shit
>dad continues insulting me. tells me that my friend is only pretending to like me
>think back to what friend said
>never see friend again
>am unable to trust people who are friendly
>highschool
>no one knows me
>everyone including teachers and counselor ignores me
>siblings all moved out by now
>parents still ignore me
>parents constantly paying attention to my adult sibling's problems and give them money
>start masturbating
>develop chronic masturbation
>start getting failing grades
>dad starts getting madder than usual
>continue high school
>dad hates me
>finish high school
>still alone, virgin

KILL THEM

that doesn't even sound bad lol
you could have just told him to fuck off

>kill them
why would I?
I don't want to go to jail, I'm not that stupid.

>skipping class with friend
>head out to the bleachers
>friend wants to urinate his piss out
>tell him that's pushing it
>he does it
>SRO and Assistant Principal roll up in a golf cart
>saw him standing at the top of the bleachers pissing his piss away
>SRO leads us to the office
>try out the "hey I smell bacon, does anybody else smell bacon?" to my friend
>he responds the "i definitely spell a pork product of some type"
most interesting thing that happened. I'm white, I don't do cool shit

>I'm white, I don't do cool shit
don't you mean "I'm a beta-male cuck, I don't do anything"

oh wow, you said cop jokes to a resource officer? tell me more about your exciting time in high school

What is ONE cool thing you've done in your 38 years of existing on this earth?

If you had read the post, I admitted high school wasn't exciting or noteworthy because I'm white. I don't get sprayed with pepper spray by them during a fight

>38
not even 38, but okay.
>one cool thing you've done
exist

you tried your best user :\

not person that you were talking to, but....
>one cool thing
become a wizard

HA! jokes on you, I was baiting the whole time!

>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:
>be me
>am currently in high school
>go on Sup Forums
>find a green text thread
>post green text saying:

nice meme

Protip: It won't get any better :(

>Be me in grade 12
>stopped caring about school bc reasons
>Moreso stopped caring about what people think
>Troll the shit out of teachers for shits and gigs, rocking the boat is fun
>Lunch.jpg
>Blow up condom like balloon
>Everyone's 'avin a giggle because hurr-durr we're teenagers and it's a condom
>VP, Ms. Frog-lady let's call her, come up to me like wtf user you faggot is that a condom
>ye
>Come into my office
>"You need to get rid of that user"
>"How so, ms frog-lady? It's too big to fit in the trash."
>"then pop it"
>popped condom-balloon
>resevoir tip flies off and hits Ms Frog-Lady
>AboutToLoseMyShit.wmv
>keep it composed user
>detention for two days for an hour after school
>worth

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