/heem/: gay jesus edition

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12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
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Previous thread: News:

>Conor claims he wants to hold up two divisions
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/conor-mcgregor-still-wants-to-defend-both-titles-if-he-wins-at-ufc-205

>Woodley on Sage
mmafighting.com/2016/11/3/13506822/tyron-woodley-says-he-had-to-bite-a-couple-of-my-words-after-training

>Cerrone willing to be face of fighters union
mmafighting.com/2016/11/2/13504310/donald-cerrone-says-he-d-gladly-be-face-of-a-fighters-union-i-m-not

>UFC FN 98 odds
mmamania.com/2016/11/2/13495256/ufc-fight-night-98-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-dos-anjos-ferguson-mexico-mma

>Hunt turns down fight with JDS
mmafighting.com/2016/11/3/13506248/morning-report-mark-hunt-turned-down-fight-with-junior-dos-santos-at

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Schaub bless everyone. Especially the h8rs. They need It the most.

Just the ones that prominently feature WMMA. Watching all-male amateur events is uncouth, uncivilised, and frankly unfeminist.

DAMNATION LINE
Everyone under it will be cast into the everlasting fire
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>previous link thread

this is fucking flawless

Can't wait for our boy to heem Dominick snooze and make bantamweight great again

such an uggo

Paige is cute! CUTE!

>Conor gets beat by a Spic
>Thompson gets blacked
>Weidman gets blacked
>Kovalev gets blacked
>Clinton wins

IS this the end of the White race as we know it?

Cruz is going to heem Garbrandt. Cap this post.

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>Le racebaiting britcasual

sure

why does she wear the hat indoors?

instagram.com/p/BMVpXMzB2Hj/

>BEASTIN 25/8

Faber was just knocked down because he was off balance, that was at the far end of Cruz's range. If the Decisionater tries to play games like this with Garbrandt, he's getting heemed.

More likely is a five round struggle hug from bell to bell.

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why not?

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why are you obsessed with her life?

aww

Glad to see fellow serial killer fans in the audience.

youtu.be/vV2QDKJBa9k?t=24s

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Schaub bless brother

god damn her eyes are black

Schaub bless you both, bros.

Schaub bless you both, bros.

does the machida era is over?

yes friend it's all about no love now

Rafael dos Anjos vs. Tony Ferguson
Martín Bravo vs. Claudio Puelles
Diego Sanchez vs. Marcin Held
Ricardo Lamas vs. Charles Oliveira
Beneil Dariush vs. Rashid Magomedov
Alexa Grasso vs. Heather Jo Clark

>tfw you can't even remember the last time that he fought

when I pointed out that he doesn't link previous as a way to protest he started linking it

so you can thank me

>Schaub used to be white
what happened

>Poets

i'm sorry for bashing joanna's eggs, a link on drudgereport says they prevent strokes

>>Hunt turns down fight with JDS
does anyone actually feel bad for Hunt?
I feel like he should just quit bitching

he actually did something clever believe it or not and tried to get his opponent to sign paperwork stating that if they popped for steroids after the fight, they had to hand over their purse

and can you believe what happened next? JDS wouldn't sign it!

Almost everyone feels that way, he's lost quite a few fans doing this

Sneakers. Not even once.

Race is a social construct

>there are people who picked Diego Sanchez

plz explain yourselves

JDS is deflated he ain't roiding like he used to

how come he wouldn't sign then

Tbf, Mark Hunt doesn't deserve to fight JDS and JDS deserves better than Mark Hunt.
Might've played into it as well

I wouldn't sign it. I'm already required to do the USADA and AC testing. It is possible for a screw up and I'm not handing a fighter my purse if it happens. But yeah I'm sure JDS is still roiding.

guys our puppy chewed the rug while we were at work

The article says the UFC didn't agree to the conditions.

t. JDS

I'm not being sarcastic JDS probably is still using steroids

I wouldn't sign it even if I wasn't cheating because of that tiny chance of me failing for a completely innocent reason and then legally having to get into a dispute with mark hunt

and then we fucked lol

Either way, why should Mark Hunt, coming off of a loss (or a NC) get a rematch with JDS who is ranked above him, is coming off of a win and has a win over the champion?
That said, JDS is probably on steroids, just like almost everyone else

kek

not this time

I liked that rug

For someone who is so defensively sound, he really dove right into that upkick like an amateur. Obviously thought he hurt Faber more than he did and was going in for the kill. Lucky he didn't get KO'd, would've been one hell of a fluke

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>not "cruz missile.webm"
baka senpai

Whoa Schaub and GSP played football together, that's crazy

>all these residents of
>coral springs

It's gonna be a loooooooooooong twendeh foiv minutes in there and he's gonna be shewtin' for his loif

>I'll make the UFC great again

what did Eddie mean by this

>tfw Nate Diaz killed McGregor's aura of invincibility

Just rewatched Robbie vs Tyron because it's on UFC's youtube and there's a pretty good case for that being an early stoppage

Sup, bros.

Just here to let you all know that Conor's going to blow out his knee and pull out of 205.

You may not like her, but you WILL respect her.

good post

>you may not like her, but you WILL shit on her

will you fuck off friend?

So when Eddie heems Conrad, can we finally put an end to the Irish MMA meme?

3 losses in a row doesn't look good on any record

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, fellow leaf.

>heems a hue post usada

>black americans suddenly think he's good

I'm white, cancuck.

why did nobody post the conference call earlier

youtube.com/watch?v=SETj5iMMqVA
youtube.com/watch?v=SETj5iMMqVA
youtube.com/watch?v=SETj5iMMqVA

sure you are tyreese and let me guess florida is a nice place to live too lmao get fucked bud

Who /CLAUDIA/ here?

>when Eddie heems Conrad

heh

not me that's for sure

/ANDRADE/?

cause everyones sick of mcfaggots shit

Exactly why RDA will lose against Tony, USADA.

Tony almost lost to Banana

no I like em white soz lad

Banana is legit and he will prove that soon enough. You're a casual.

you're literally attracted to men

*tips*

Loses a yewny to Makdessi

kek literally men

*barfs* stop

M8, the Spicy Banana is gonna punch Makdessi's eyes straight.

Conor needs to meme it up desu
Still not feeling the hype desu

>I see them break, bit by bit. And then we're in the Octagon and I break them myself. So that's it. I'm looking forward to going in. He's claiming it's an easier contest. I look forward to seeing the eyes, when the eyes roll, and the electric shock darts through his whole body and goes to his knees. And then he comes up in survival mode, and that panic sets through his whole body, his whole face. That's something I'm looking forward to, and I will go out there and I will punish him for that, for those words that he's saying. I'm going to retire him on this night

wow I have to admit thats kinda a /lit/ treasure right there.Its even greater if its not prewritten

start with the greeks

conor not dumm

nothing a couple of Monster cans can't solve

no more easy Diazbux for Connor

Now that I see it again it kinda reminds me of the Pulp Fiction Jules monologue about the path of the righteous men.Goobs is really trying hard to be the shepherd

conor better knock that roiding philly douche out

>Conor
>not prewritten
You casual or what? You should have heard him try to get his gazelle line out while Nate was roasting him hard.

will the ufc 205 car bomb?