Yellowstone has just erupted

>yellowstone has just erupted
>everyone in America is dead

how fucked are you?

Apparently, pretty fucked seeing as i'm dead.

> see lava erupt
> use my 1 quintillion eels to defeat lava
>save America
>get rewarded with sweet baron trump pussy
>return to anime

ausfag, don't care, although we should get some nice looking sunsets.

this would effect the whole world faggots...

In Japan at the moment.

Swede.. Fucked anyway

very being in montana

caught some unexpected feels from this post

tennessee bro here..."Did the ground just rumble?"

fuckin earthquakes will make a radioactive mcflurry with all the nuclear bullshit in the ground so hopefully the volcano kills you before a radioactive dicking


at least the volcano would be faster....i think

HEY EUSTACE,WERE DONE DID THE SUN GO?!THE SKY IS ALL NIGGERED AND SCARY

From what I hear, i'll have enough time to say "What the fuck was that?" before I die.

Just put a plug in it lol.

what if there is 2 magma?

Fuck... Hadn't considered that

im in cali,so its a toss up between earthquakes and hordes of angry beaners that will be my end.

I'm in Sacramento so I'm pretty fucked

On a scale of one to America...

America

now who's magma are we talking here?now considering your standard volcano has a minimum of 6 magma this is a moot point but since this is Sup Forums i am willing to hear you out

im in canada am i fucked?

sorry moose buddy but yeah


the western hemisphere for the most part is fucked

Thats alabama...We don't exclaim shit in tn...just go check on the still and load the rifles.

eastern europoor here
i'm fucked by russians
jellystone can suck my dick

EUSTACE,ITS RAINING FIRE DUST.WHAT DO THINK THATS ABOUT?!DID OBAMA FINALLY TURN INTO SATAN?

Eurofag. I would have the time of my life.
Rape, murder, go fucking viking on everyone and tell my family i love em. Shits over for everyone anyway. The Cloud of a volcano eruption with this size would block the world from the sun for decades. So i would obviously anhero after having my fun. Im not cut for an ice age. You can try that shit, im out.

> inb4 gets shot in head after first atempt to rape,murder and go fucking viking on everyone

I live in New York so

Lol the earth in your pic has flaming hot overys and part of a philopian tube

...

Ohio here. I guess I'll start drinking early today.

You were fucked before the volcano blew!

I don't live in the city

...

Laughing at the ashes, celebrating

Never mind

Baron trump has a dick therefore you are gay therefore you are fucked

my body is ready
take me unto the sweet embrace of the darkness

>Baron trump has a dick
A very feminine, small, and cute one. There's nothing wrong about that.

What's so special about yellowstone?

fake news, OP

its an enormous vulcano and half a million years overdue

look up the yellowstone caldera faggot

>yellowstone erupts
>Russia detects it as a missile launch
>nuclear apocalypse

Whoever wins, we lose.

sounds like a party
lets get this shit started