So, this is my time machine Sup Forums, something to say?

so, this is my time machine Sup Forums, something to say?

is it a time machine?

DO NOT LET HITLER DIE!!!

destroy every single holy book

op lives in a country cottage.
op got a dog or cat.
op has siblings.

I received that same package tomorrow

cylindrical mass inside rotating at near lightspeed to induce closed timelike paths near the ends? cool.

no, wait, that's just a fucking cardboard box.

1 nope
2 cat
3 yes

well then you have a great balcony

Time travel is impossible. Especially now that they've proven that neutrinos can't travel faster than light.

Quick hop in OP I will seal the machine with duct tape to keep out harmful time particles and we can mail you to the future.

I am from the future and I do not agree.

Murder every religion founder so we can have FTL tech right now.

Neutrinos just don't go past the speed limit, or else they'd get a ticket.

The only thing that might was proven is, that we dont know how to make neutrions travel faster then light.

What is under the label

(op) magic :D

Prove it
>bring me back Madonna at the age of 18 or you lie

looks like italian tape

this is no longer your time machine
it is now my time machine

(op) i can't, it would destroy the entire coexistent universe, don't u saw it in the movies?

(op) wait, what?

Ok maybe a sports book from the 60's then
I want it to be true

i was ez as fuck to stole it bitch

(op) now i can't, someone stole my time machine D:

Don't let hitler invade Russia, the rest will work itself out

(op) motherfuckers

Holy shit, it's real.