so, this is my time machine Sup Forums, something to say?
So, this is my time machine Sup Forums, something to say?
is it a time machine?
DO NOT LET HITLER DIE!!!
destroy every single holy book
op lives in a country cottage.
op got a dog or cat.
op has siblings.
I received that same package tomorrow
cylindrical mass inside rotating at near lightspeed to induce closed timelike paths near the ends? cool.
no, wait, that's just a fucking cardboard box.
1 nope
2 cat
3 yes
well then you have a great balcony
Time travel is impossible. Especially now that they've proven that neutrinos can't travel faster than light.
Quick hop in OP I will seal the machine with duct tape to keep out harmful time particles and we can mail you to the future.
I am from the future and I do not agree.
Murder every religion founder so we can have FTL tech right now.
Neutrinos just don't go past the speed limit, or else they'd get a ticket.
The only thing that might was proven is, that we dont know how to make neutrions travel faster then light.
What is under the label
(op) magic :D
Prove it
>bring me back Madonna at the age of 18 or you lie
looks like italian tape
this is no longer your time machine
it is now my time machine
(op) i can't, it would destroy the entire coexistent universe, don't u saw it in the movies?
(op) wait, what?
Ok maybe a sports book from the 60's then
I want it to be true
i was ez as fuck to stole it bitch
(op) now i can't, someone stole my time machine D:
Don't let hitler invade Russia, the rest will work itself out
(op) motherfuckers
Holy shit, it's real.