You guys run the show. Dubs decides. If trips, your order will be prioritized and I will give a dwarf a nickname of your choice. If trips is 666, I do as you ask and sacrifice 3 dudes. If quads, I do what you wanted and build a frog statue (out of green stuff if possible). Trips rules only begin to apply once the fort begins.
We start off with configs. Dubs decides, trips decides over dubs, quads decides over trips, etc. You may choose to change an option to your will or switch to the next options tab, but you cannot switch back to a previous tab. This is to make sure we don't get stuck in the launcher.
The frog rule also only starts when the game does.
Lincoln White
Aquifer off :')
Jayden Moore
...Should I do vanilla instead?
Kevin Morgan
Already off
Sebastian Rivera
>OP here! This is gonna be slow. Should I try a different board?
Do samefag, if you will. It'll make this a little less slow.
Justin Nelson
I like the idea of it, just a hassle to sit and wait for gets
Evan Butler
Some of the settings could potentially make the game absolutely boring though, be wary of that. How were you thinking of doing this when you get in game?
Jaxson Diaz
To be honest, I didn't entirely think that through. I've got very little experience as an OP.
Bentley Green
How about I just make the settings be absolute hell and just go on?
Mason Nguyen
fuck it lets play
Asher Ward
You don't have dubs, but I like your thinking.
Advanced parameters or basic options?
Parker Sanchez
Just go max savagery and you'll at least have some neighbors to play with early on. Maybe bring a hunter so you can poke at them, base your food around meat.
Blake Scott
Just go normal, the advanced settings will take forever. Picking an embark is where the fun begins.
Landon Jones
Dubs will be to slow, I'll just prioritize dubs if they happen and pick singles at my will. Not as chancey, but it's faster.
Colton Martinez
Liking it so far.
Jaxon Thomas
Have they made the game friendly to non autismos yet?
Name a dwarf Niggit
Carter Richardson
It gets less non-autismo friendly every patch from what I can see.
Jack Johnson
Not trips, but I'll keep that in mind for when the names roll in. >Names: Niggit,
Isaac Hernandez
Because 6660, in case you wondered.
David Williams
>OP declares new rule. A non-trip 666 results in choosing and/or sacrifice/murder.
Benjamin Watson
Yes, that was me.
Jeremiah Roberts
OP is present. Do I start now? Do we keep on choosing? Go on, guvsies.
>names: Niggit
Lucas Richardson
Gogo
Nolan Hughes
good idea
Aaron Green
DUBS! WE HAVE DUBS! Here we go, Sup Forumsuddies!
Jason Taylor
is this being live streamed?
Justin Powell
Rolling for this
Brody Gray
Well, shit.
The game is kill.
No it's not.
Carson Nelson
i have lost immediate interest then. stream then post.
Adventure might be easier, but Forts are where it's at
Christopher Moore
THE THREAD LIVES!
So, advy or forty?
Grayson Hernandez
bump
Hunter Reyes
Do fortress
Leo Allen
Adventure. You can't quite genocide treenigger towns in fort mode, can you?
Robert Turner
Dubs and elf genocide, what's not to like. Aye then!
Our hero is a dwarf named Nuggit, as per the request of But is he a peasant, a hero, or a demigod?
Adrian Hall
Niggit*
Jace Hall
ARMOK WILLS IT!!!
Caleb Carter
WE WUZ DEMIGODS AND SHEEIT
Isaiah Myers
Okay... that's one...or two... but should I really go godly without anyone to say otherwise?
Yes, yes I should. Or maybe not.
>New rule declared: Democracksy. If enough people request the same thing and there is little or no opposition, that choice is taken unless dubs state otherwise.
Caleb Campbell
Okay, there's only one civ here, so it's not much of a choice, is it? Let's go with it.
Jayden Jenkins
I need some stats, STAT!
Angel Morris
You're supposed to tell me what to invest in.
Thomas Murphy
Okay... how's this build?
James Wood
rolling for demigod rhesus macaque man
Lucas Torres
...a little bit too late, guv. You can still pick his stats though!
Is the stat chart I provided alright or would you prefer something else?
Connor Myers
fuck sorry I didn't realize give him 1 weapon skill and put the rest of the points into singing, writing and shit like that
Luke Howard
How's this?
Jace Peterson
perfect
Alexander Martinez
Okay, let's move ahead.
We have our hero, Niggit Coralsprays. Wait, is that really his last name?
What should his last name be? Should it even change? Should he be locally important or a peasant?
Adrian Campbell
P.S. I'll try to get him in a hillocks or something just so we can get death by something other than framerate drop.
Jace Lee
name is fine important, he's a fucking demigod
Noah Roberts
Sadly, important means he'll HAVE to be in a fort, apparently. I'll do it if I must, but we might face an early lagdeath. I'll wait for someone else's input before I go ahead, is that good with y'all?
Xavier Lewis
I say make him a peasant then, it's fine I rarely play DF so if I say something overly stupid just ignore it also samefag so you might want to wait for others, though they might have jumped ship
Gavin Ortiz
I'd wait for others, but a) it seems they've forsaken us and b) you got dubs and I gotta be internally consistent. We can still wait for extra input before I go ahead, but for now, I'll tailor it to your dubbed order.
Fine then. He is Niggit Coalsprays, a peasant from the southern reaches of the Arrow of Subtleties. He worships Lunchesmouths the Pumpkin of Snacking, Goddess of food.
Should any of this change?
Bentley Williams
bump
Thomas Allen
Silly me, I forgot the image!
Camden Stewart
bump
Austin Hernandez
I like it.
Chase Hernandez
And with the 55, this section concludes and we progress to... His looks. We can't manually change anything, but we can randomize or stick with it. It's up to you, guy(s).
Gavin Murphy
it's fine let's go kill some elves
Jack Sullivan
seconded
Andrew Flores
Agreed. I too grow impatient.
Obligatory personality screen. Do we change or go? First decision goes for this one due to impatioentness.
Blake Morgan
yes
Daniel Morales
And so our tale begins! What do?
Ryder Richardson
christ this is slow
Leo Brown
"Sometimes the wheel turns slowly. But it turns." -OP
But now we begin!
Isaiah Morales
killing as many elves as possible in the most creative way as possible is the ultimate goal like I said tho I'm a df noob so I'm not sure exactly what to do first. Equip up and talk to villagers, I guess? Maybe get a follower? Also find nearest elven settlement
Hudson Walker
Done and done. Our good friend Logem the farmer was helpful in telling us of a great beast and of a succubus who knows its location. However, we're just here for elf genocide. I got another of the peasants to join my "performer troupe."
We can travel north towards the elven lands, and "perform" some genocide on them.
Jose Brown
yes do that
Kevin Brooks
I traveled to the settlement closest to dwarven land, so I may get other "performers" to follow me if need be. The elves do not know of our intent yet, and we may rest easy for now. Night is fast approaching and we are thirsty and hungry. Perhaps we should rest up and gather our bearings before whipping treenigger skulls to oblivion. Or we could proceed right now after a light snack. Or after no snack.
What shall we do?
Anthony Bell
I'm conflicted. We can gear up and enjoy the calm before the storm of carnage, or we can go all alexander the great and say fuck this shit, we're attacking right now anyone else have an idea?
Brody Roberts
if it takes irl time to rest, lets just go, otherwise we'll kill more treeniggers if we are rested.
Grayson Hernandez
Doesn't take that long. 8 hours take about 20 seconds on average.
Xavier White
I say rest then
Leo Russell
I say we eat our +chicken tendies+ and =chocolate milk= and then move in.
Camden Reyes
Light snack and night fight it is.
As we move in, I make sure to check the trees for charlies periodically, as you can see here.
I could just fast travel into the town, but I want to make sure we kill the first elf we see.
Ryan Williams
bump
Alexander Scott
It is night now, and we have seen not one elf. I am lightly bruised, but that's just from jumping off a tree. Perhaps we should wait for day and see if the elves leave their hidey holes.
Michael Barnes
ok, let's wait
Noah Wilson
kill and roast one of our followers. Good eats
Brayden Reed
Cannibalism? What, do we look like treeniggers? (our supplies are running low, but we can't do that. I've tried. Even then, it'd be better to snack on the elves)
Did so. We awake to a new dawn and the hunt continues.
Christopher Morris
KILLLLLLLLL the greenies
Blake Nguyen
Can't kill greenies if there's no greenies to kill.
I've checked what seems like an elven structure (a big tree with a roundish top) but it was desolate. Has this place already been depopulated? Are the elves so adept at avoiding outsiders? Am I just an unbearable moron? How do you find elves?
We could try our luck to the east, where the settlement density of elves is higher. Or we could keep searching here, though it may be a waste of time. We could also draw back to friendly ground and help ourselves to their stocks of food (drink isn't important because there's an infinite drink exploit that involves emptying your waterskin and refilling from the emptied water).
I leave the next course of action up to you, strategos.
Kevin Jenkins
get food and go east
Jonathan Cook
I've helped myself to 10 portabellas from a hillock stock. That should suffice. I've also gotten 4 more dwarves to join my group, under the false impression of being performers. En route east now.
There seems to be a larger elf structure before the forest retreats start. It might not even be elven, for all I know.
Do we check the big one or pick on the small ones?
Jaxson Morales
check the big one
Matthew Williams
i think we need to go back to town and get the proper supplies first /s
Brayden Jones
We arrive at Xugato (RabbleSwam) in the Incidental Mire. Again we thirst and hunger, and again we may fight in the dead of dark. However, the sun is higher than it was the last time, if only slightly. Should we snack up and rest, or should we go in whips cracking and carving knives swinging?
Nathaniel Bell
bumpo
Ayden Garcia
just fucking do some shit, idk.
Speed this up OP you're losing the last people here. Pause on the fun bits and let us vote, not this crap.
Blake Turner
Searched the place, empty again.
Anybody know if elves just don't show up for non-elves?
Parker Smith
EUREKA! We've been ambushed! Not by elves, but by weird thingies called Xen that spit boiling bile.
What do do now?
Nicholas Davis
options?
James Wilson
Nvm, i chose to fight them. Sorry.
Turns out iron knotted whips are great. We lost one of our bros and the rest have taken heavy injuries, some have even lost their lower arms or hands. 1 is faint from blood loss and 2 others have already gone pale.
We could continue our campaign with them in tow, or maybe we could retire them. Either way, they won't last long. Besides, we have no target. What is our next objective, Sup Forumsrothers?