Up for a little game of DF Masterwork?

Up for a little game of DF Masterwork?

You guys run the show. Dubs decides.
If trips, your order will be prioritized and I will give a dwarf a nickname of your choice.
If trips is 666, I do as you ask and sacrifice 3 dudes.
If quads, I do what you wanted and build a frog statue (out of green stuff if possible).
Trips rules only begin to apply once the fort begins.

We start off with configs.
Dubs decides, trips decides over dubs, quads decides over trips, etc.
You may choose to change an option to your will or switch to the next options tab, but you cannot switch back to a previous tab. This is to make sure we don't get stuck in the launcher.

Strike the earth! Or the config menu, rather.

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The frog rule also only starts when the game does.

Aquifer off :')

...Should I do vanilla instead?

Already off

>OP here!
This is gonna be slow.
Should I try a different board?

Do samefag, if you will. It'll make this a little less slow.

I like the idea of it, just a hassle to sit and wait for gets

Some of the settings could potentially make the game absolutely boring though, be wary of that.
How were you thinking of doing this when you get in game?

To be honest, I didn't entirely think that through.
I've got very little experience as an OP.

How about I just make the settings be absolute hell and just go on?

fuck it lets play

You don't have dubs, but I like your thinking.

Advanced parameters or basic options?

Just go max savagery and you'll at least have some neighbors to play with early on.
Maybe bring a hunter so you can poke at them, base your food around meat.

Just go normal, the advanced settings will take forever.
Picking an embark is where the fun begins.

Dubs will be to slow, I'll just prioritize dubs if they happen and pick singles at my will.
Not as chancey, but it's faster.

Liking it so far.

Have they made the game friendly to non autismos yet?

Name a dwarf Niggit

It gets less non-autismo friendly every patch from what I can see.

Not trips, but I'll keep that in mind for when the names roll in.
>Names: Niggit,

Because 6660, in case you wondered.

>OP declares new rule. A non-trip 666 results in choosing and/or sacrifice/murder.

Yes, that was me.

OP is present.
Do I start now?
Do we keep on choosing?
Go on, guvsies.

>names: Niggit

Gogo

good idea

DUBS! WE HAVE DUBS!
Here we go, Sup Forumsuddies!

is this being live streamed?

Rolling for this

Well, shit.

The game is kill.

No it's not.

i have lost immediate interest then. stream then post.

IT LIVES

I was genuinely scared.

Now, fort or venture?

Was I too early to conclude?
Was I too late to repair??
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkI-9P7jkY

Adventure might be easier, but Forts are where it's at

THE THREAD LIVES!

So, advy or forty?

bump

Do fortress

Adventure. You can't quite genocide treenigger towns in fort mode, can you?

Dubs and elf genocide, what's not to like.
Aye then!

Our hero is a dwarf named Nuggit, as per the request of
But is he a peasant, a hero, or a demigod?

Niggit*

ARMOK WILLS IT!!!

WE WUZ DEMIGODS AND SHEEIT

Okay... that's one...or two... but should I really go godly without anyone to say otherwise?

Yes, yes I should. Or maybe not.

>New rule declared: Democracksy. If enough people request the same thing and there is little or no opposition, that choice is taken unless dubs state otherwise.

Okay, there's only one civ here, so it's not much of a choice, is it?
Let's go with it.

I need some stats, STAT!

You're supposed to tell me what to invest in.

Okay... how's this build?

rolling for demigod rhesus macaque man

...a little bit too late, guv.
You can still pick his stats though!

Is the stat chart I provided alright or would you prefer something else?

fuck sorry I didn't realize
give him 1 weapon skill and put the rest of the points into singing, writing and shit like that

How's this?

perfect

Okay, let's move ahead.

We have our hero, Niggit Coralsprays.
Wait, is that really his last name?

What should his last name be? Should it even change?
Should he be locally important or a peasant?

P.S. I'll try to get him in a hillocks or something just so we can get death by something other than framerate drop.

name is fine
important, he's a fucking demigod

Sadly, important means he'll HAVE to be in a fort, apparently.
I'll do it if I must, but we might face an early lagdeath.
I'll wait for someone else's input before I go ahead, is that good with y'all?

I say make him a peasant then, it's fine
I rarely play DF so if I say something overly stupid just ignore it
also samefag so you might want to wait for others, though they might have jumped ship

I'd wait for others, but a) it seems they've forsaken us and b) you got dubs and I gotta be internally consistent.
We can still wait for extra input before I go ahead, but for now, I'll tailor it to your dubbed order.

Fine then. He is Niggit Coalsprays, a peasant from the southern reaches of the Arrow of Subtleties. He worships Lunchesmouths the Pumpkin of Snacking, Goddess of food.

Should any of this change?

bump

Silly me, I forgot the image!

bump

I like it.

And with the 55, this section concludes and we progress to...
His looks.
We can't manually change anything, but we can randomize or stick with it. It's up to you, guy(s).

it's fine
let's go kill some elves

seconded

Agreed. I too grow impatient.

Obligatory personality screen. Do we change or go? First decision goes for this one due to impatioentness.

yes

And so our tale begins!
What do?

christ this is slow

"Sometimes the wheel turns slowly. But it turns."
-OP

But now we begin!

killing as many elves as possible in the most creative way as possible is the ultimate goal
like I said tho I'm a df noob so I'm not sure exactly what to do first. Equip up and talk to villagers, I guess? Maybe get a follower?
Also find nearest elven settlement

Done and done.
Our good friend Logem the farmer was helpful in telling us of a great beast and of a succubus who knows its location. However, we're just here for elf genocide. I got another of the peasants to join my "performer troupe."

We can travel north towards the elven lands, and "perform" some genocide on them.

yes do that

I traveled to the settlement closest to dwarven land, so I may get other "performers" to follow me if need be. The elves do not know of our intent yet, and we may rest easy for now. Night is fast approaching and we are thirsty and hungry.
Perhaps we should rest up and gather our bearings before whipping treenigger skulls to oblivion. Or we could proceed right now after a light snack. Or after no snack.

What shall we do?

I'm conflicted. We can gear up and enjoy the calm before the storm of carnage, or we can go all alexander the great and say fuck this shit, we're attacking right now
anyone else have an idea?

if it takes irl time to rest, lets just go, otherwise we'll kill more treeniggers if we are rested.

Doesn't take that long. 8 hours take about 20 seconds on average.

I say rest then

I say we eat our +chicken tendies+ and =chocolate milk= and then move in.

Light snack and night fight it is.

As we move in, I make sure to check the trees for charlies periodically, as you can see here.

I could just fast travel into the town, but I want to make sure we kill the first elf we see.

bump

It is night now, and we have seen not one elf.
I am lightly bruised, but that's just from jumping off a tree.
Perhaps we should wait for day and see if the elves leave their hidey holes.

ok, let's wait

kill and roast one of our followers. Good eats

Cannibalism? What, do we look like treeniggers?
(our supplies are running low, but we can't do that. I've tried. Even then, it'd be better to snack on the elves)

Did so.
We awake to a new dawn and the hunt continues.

KILLLLLLLLL the greenies

Can't kill greenies if there's no greenies to kill.

I've checked what seems like an elven structure (a big tree with a roundish top) but it was desolate.
Has this place already been depopulated? Are the elves so adept at avoiding outsiders? Am I just an unbearable moron? How do you find elves?

We could try our luck to the east, where the settlement density of elves is higher. Or we could keep searching here, though it may be a waste of time.
We could also draw back to friendly ground and help ourselves to their stocks of food (drink isn't important because there's an infinite drink exploit that involves emptying your waterskin and refilling from the emptied water).

I leave the next course of action up to you, strategos.

get food and go east

I've helped myself to 10 portabellas from a hillock stock. That should suffice.
I've also gotten 4 more dwarves to join my group, under the false impression of being performers.
En route east now.

There seems to be a larger elf structure before the forest retreats start. It might not even be elven, for all I know.

Do we check the big one or pick on the small ones?

check the big one

i think we need to go back to town and get the proper supplies first
/s

We arrive at Xugato (RabbleSwam) in the Incidental Mire.
Again we thirst and hunger, and again we may fight in the dead of dark. However, the sun is higher than it was the last time, if only slightly. Should we snack up and rest, or should we go in whips cracking and carving knives swinging?

bumpo

just fucking do some shit, idk.

Speed this up OP you're losing the last people here. Pause on the fun bits and let us vote, not this crap.

Searched the place, empty again.

Anybody know if elves just don't show up for non-elves?

EUREKA!
We've been ambushed!
Not by elves, but by weird thingies called Xen that spit boiling bile.

What do do now?

options?

Nvm, i chose to fight them. Sorry.

Turns out iron knotted whips are great. We lost one of our bros and the rest have taken heavy injuries, some have even lost their lower arms or hands. 1 is faint from blood loss and 2 others have already gone pale.

We could continue our campaign with them in tow, or maybe we could retire them. Either way, they won't last long. Besides, we have no target.
What is our next objective, Sup Forumsrothers?