You arrive at your house and your girlfriend is like this, what would you do?

You arrive at your house and your girlfriend is like this, what would you do?

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Also, you see this on the table

ask her if i get lube, bost moar.

time to get the gun

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i'd wake up at that point

Laugh in her face.

I'd ask myself when i went gay and got a girlfriend

Calm down Tyrone, it's not even a feminine penis.
This is still you fucking a female

>inb4 you're fucked by
current year
De gustibus non est disputandum

shitty b8 m8 i r8 only 1 outta 8

>I'd ask myself when i went gay
>gay
Oh you...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

Fenininenine bepis? Allllrighty then

Have her find a much bigger one

So if you get fuck up your arse you are gay... So if you fuck a trap you aren't?

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Wear her dildo and fuck her in ass and pussy at same time

If isnt too late

Tell her to get the real cock, none of those are even 8 inches insertable

is this all you need to doubt about yourself?
Kek very alpha, so straight

turn 360 degree's and walk back out the door

Throw her on the bed, remove the dildo, start fucking her in the ass.

this

I'd be open to the idea. But I'm not open to the idea of someone destroying my virgin anus with a giant strap-on.

I'd say start small, and don't make this a regular occurrence.

well, WWJD?

Ask her who do i should call tyrone jayden or defoe. Yep i like watching

Take it off her, put it on myself and double penetrate her

>gf
Scratch purina cat chow off the shopping list.

do a 720 and kick her in the face! fuckin redheads are nasty

Pull my pants down and remove the sharpie I had stashed up there.

she is like this everyday OP.
jealous? you little virgin prick.

As someone who's gf's done this, i'd take it the same way i always do