Tell me a shocking truth about your country

Tell me a shocking truth about your country.

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We're not brown

There was a mini train that runs under London that used to transport post!

Not shocking, but cute!

Shocking!

Most people do suck dicks in sauna while spanking with a birch whisk.

>shocking

executive order 9066

Brazil is the country with the biggest amount of laws in the whole world.

Belgian Congo wasn't actually that bad

We don't actually want to rule the world. We just want everyone to leave us alone.

canadians love to circlejerk about being a "cultural mosaic" as we're taught in schools, but we're just as much of a melting pot as the usa

We only drink water from bottles even though tap water is perfectly safe to drink and tastes good

Everything west and east of Québec is actual shit.

Not every leaf is a Chang or Zhang, unless they are from B.C.

we made up that whole christmas tree shit. bet you fucking hate it

i know i do

I have no idea what you're talking about. I think you're vastly overestimating how much foreigners know about Estonia.

Stupid Amerifat can't even correctly interpret sentences written in your own language

haha ur a dumb

Correction: Everything east of NS is either shit or French

We fucking hate communists but we're too lazy to do something about it.

What Minnesotan women lack in beauty, they more than make up for on cooking skills. If you like Midwestern food. Which is generally kind of bland or just plain wierd.

in the 15th century, when your continent wasn't even discovered we came up with this bright idea to cut down a spruce tree, set it up at the town centre, get fucked up by enormous amounts of alcohol, sing and dance around it and then set it on fire like a bunch of pagans

80% of Australia is Emu territory

...

Mexico is actually not bad, but still bad country for live

We're actually germanic(suebi).
About 40% of our population is made of descendents of the english,french,german,norwegian and etc that fought in the First Crusade

its not a sandy desert

Then what's it like there?

It's shit.

Prove it

We don't have a constitution.
In the charta of the United Nations Germany is still designated as an enemy state that can be invaded legally by the founding members if they want to.

Mexico is way better of what you may actually think

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explain.

You could think that Mexico is less good that it actually is

We're actually extreamly depressed and cynical.

Sweden doesn't actually exist. It's just an elaborate ruse.

then stop coming over the border

Yucatan became it's own country at one point but later re-joined Mexico.

Guatemala, you're next.

whatever you say my dude

Is white

We have always been the bad guys; but at the end of the day we just want to be loved ;_;

WE

It's shit.

WUZ

We dont want your gold.
We already have it

Muri desu, we need to fuck your race >:)

KANGZ

Thanks for the (you) :)