3 page essay due in 2 hours what are the odds, brothers?
3 page essay due in 2 hours what are the odds, brothers?
Christian Robinson
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Dominic Lewis
I'd personally fuck the one on the left. Given my options, I feel the one of the right is more forceful. I'd prefer a docile and obedient lover. Less prone to disappointment when I inevitably fail to live up to expectation as well.
Andrew Kelly
What are the odds?
more like
What are the öats
Daniel Howard
...
Austin Moore
Oats?
Bentley Scott
Fucking easy if you start writing you faggot
Carson Russell
Ez
>Get Qur'an
>Rip 3 pages out
>Wipe ass with it
>Call it "Righteous Satire"
Jason Powell
Bored of snapchat? > Snapchatz .com will help you tonight!
Grayson Bailey
easy enough
Connor Kelly
so what are the öats?
Jaxson Morris
you already wasted 12 words on this post. Id say chances are slim for you... generally
Kayden Morgan
ive done that fuk off u pussy nd take ur oats
Andrew Roberts
why the hostility brother?
the clock is ticking i have part of an introduction paragraph so id say you're probably right... generally
Carson Wilson
Moar of this
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Isaac Morales
Not being an asshole, but if you can't bullshit a B or higher 3 page essay in 1h15 at the most, you don't belong in college.
Jackson Harris
nice get m8
I'm fucked though
Easton Murphy
What is the topic. Also are you drunk
Brandon Turner
Kek says yes.
Easton Rogers
Damn no trips.
But in all seriousness if you tell me the topic of writing then I could shoot you some pointers.
Dominic Torres
about walt whitmans I Hear America Singing
Mason Robinson
and no not drunk but i took a few dabs
Landon Ortiz
Bro just write some liberal leaning bullshit about how Whitman pigeonholes the women of America into the roles of mother, daughter, and like seamstress or cook or whatever else he says while the males are all identified by their profession.
Say some bullshit about sexism and how acceptance of women outside the gone is still a relatively new concept, dating back to literally within your grandfather's generation.
Then say that as the world evolves so should our expectations and assumptions regarding gender roles.
10/10 Reddit tier essay. Liberal professor will rim you for it.
Levi Reed
top kek that would be way better than the direction i took it
Oliver Harris
shit. hack the school database and try to get a copy. its hard but you can do it son