Hello faggots, resident of the Isle of Man here. Ask me anything

Hello faggots, resident of the Isle of Man here. Ask me anything

are you gay?

An island of men can get quite lonely.

who the fuck wants to ask someone from some shitty tiny island anything

Everyday the schoolkids come down the street to my home with 19th century flat caps and beat me with tree branches just because im gay

Do you have minorities?

Haha, back to Ireland, terrorist

I was gonna say this

Wow. Kek. Replied in the wrong thread. Mb

Why does your flag contain three armored penises

Is it like whore island for women?

You mean other than ugly, disgusting, impure Anglos?

Contrary to popular belief theres more women than men

Theres actually legs faggo

They are our celt, or possibly nord. It is difficult to say.

What's the deal with "rats" being an unutterable word?

What are you talking about gayboy, theyre descended from Germanic tribes, Norman Frenchies, and viking invaders

are there restaurants there? which one is your favorite?

WHERES THE BEEF?

Me uncle Alister actually started that rumor, cunt

Who is the best pilot?
And why is it Joey Dunlop?
King of Kings.

Tell your uncle he is a cocksucking raging homo

Do you know Mark Cavendish?

North Restaurant in Douglas you faglover; dont think about visiting my island

Yeah we met at a frat party

You're getting a bit aggressive OP, just relax by sucking your mums tits

>mum
Heh, Engurland

Can you speak Manx?

Is he a dick?

But now I want to go there

I watch his crash on repeat

I'm guessing you're actually an americunt with too much time on your hands, shame on you faget