What would Sup Forums do to me?

What would Sup Forums do to me?

I would kill you with fire and magnets.

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run your fatass on the treadmill

deny you mcdonalds

make you look at and fuck a vagina at least once

Not talk to you under any circumstances.

Blow your head off with a shotgun

Pour molten glass in your rectum.

put a giant tube of toothpaste in your suitcase and send it to the TSA.

Fuck you with a girl penis.

>blow your (dick off) with a (my mouth).

Ask you to write me some jokes, Andy. I'm a little dry.


In all seriousness I'm sure I'd enjoy destroying your fat man pussy.

Stomp the shit out of whatever that is and toss it in the dumpster.

Tell your parents what you're doing so they can feel a deep sense of shame over what their complacency has wrought.

I would tie you up, carefully remove your ball sack with a sharp knife without damaging your balls, then I would slowly crush them in a vice one at a time, then burry your dead body after you've died from shock

Well it would start with kerosene. You figure out the rest.

Make sure a pinecone fits.

OP here. I'm a total gaping limp faggot, but not that kind of faggot. More of a nigger kind of faggot.

throw you in front of an incoming train and then watch with pleasure

Oh and if flay your little dick at some point

Pull that shitty finger outta your pooper; cut it off; make you eat every inch of it.

take you to a doctor cos it appears you have something stuck.

Take you to meet my parents.

Use a 3-gallon bucket as a condom.