What would Sup Forums do to me?
What would Sup Forums do to me?
I would kill you with fire and magnets.
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run your fatass on the treadmill
deny you mcdonalds
make you look at and fuck a vagina at least once
Not talk to you under any circumstances.
Blow your head off with a shotgun
Pour molten glass in your rectum.
put a giant tube of toothpaste in your suitcase and send it to the TSA.
Fuck you with a girl penis.
>blow your (dick off) with a (my mouth).
Ask you to write me some jokes, Andy. I'm a little dry.
In all seriousness I'm sure I'd enjoy destroying your fat man pussy.
Stomp the shit out of whatever that is and toss it in the dumpster.
Tell your parents what you're doing so they can feel a deep sense of shame over what their complacency has wrought.
I would tie you up, carefully remove your ball sack with a sharp knife without damaging your balls, then I would slowly crush them in a vice one at a time, then burry your dead body after you've died from shock
Well it would start with kerosene. You figure out the rest.
Make sure a pinecone fits.
OP here. I'm a total gaping limp faggot, but not that kind of faggot. More of a nigger kind of faggot.
throw you in front of an incoming train and then watch with pleasure
Oh and if flay your little dick at some point
Pull that shitty finger outta your pooper; cut it off; make you eat every inch of it.
take you to a doctor cos it appears you have something stuck.
Take you to meet my parents.
Use a 3-gallon bucket as a condom.