Dramthreed, the worser drawthread

dramthreed, the worser drawthread
actually in catalog edition

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firealpaca.com/en
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alexhays.com/loomis/
quickposes.com/pages/random
artmodeltips.com/poses/
eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
posemaniacs.com/
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Fuck you.

you first swordcuck

Fuck... I'm not OP. I can't enforce my power of Lill no more....

Damn you, Devil's Lettuce! Your Jamaican Laughing Grass goodness is a blight upon humanity!

the fuck does that post have to do with swordbro

Lol why is the cat in the hat death tho

...? What story, user?
Not afternoon... Morning?

Working on requests...

>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)

RESOURCES:
drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
quickposes.com/pages/random
artmodeltips.com/poses/
eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
posemaniacs.com/
artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

Actually, Black man is death.
George is Famine (welfare)
And the Cat is pestilence, because he leaves a mess in his wake.

OP needs an edit.

>not including previous thread
smh tbh fam

Happy weekend, nerds! Officer Friendly on duty again today. A little hung over maybe, but I'm taking requests and stuff. Just keep it McCarthy friendly!

I would like something something never ending story because they got high?

I guess I'm only useful to be used and abused. Let's toast on that, comrade.


>

Shave, you filthy slob.
You pigs expect respect from the average citizen, but you can't even LOOK respectable.
Disgraceful, I tell ya!
Why... Back in my day!

I would toast, comrade... but there was spooge in your glass....

mmmmmppppfffff~~~
*wimpers*

op here, requesting that edit.

My attempt at drawing gasp fro the yiay episode

Up... The.... SLIDE, MISSY!

apple juice or orange juice? ill go get whatever you prefer

Are you willing to do an actual request, Lill?
For the lulz?

I think I broke Josuke

>used and abused
am i doing that bad?
i'm gon hug u again
i swear

One last request of the night?

killing you say?

Are you open for requests

Papika for the user, if they're still here!

Funny, I remember putting a larger vibe in, and on a higher setting...

I-I'm to far gone
sorry~

Ghandi... just.... fucking shit up.
>Serenity now, insanity later. ~Lloyd Braun

This might be right up your alley though.... Consider the following.

A submarine crashing into a whales vagina. BUT! Not in a lewd way at all. Complete accident. But I do expect penetration.
Bonus points for the expression on the whale's face.

I am
Thank you very much

Don't make me fig you.

Anyone want some quick doodles?
--

user on last thread asked for my blog before it died, so here is a repost just in case.(fananablower.tumblr.com/)

you're welcome! :)

Can you please draw Homura Akemi

any willingness to drawhypnotized deepthroat?

You look like candy floss covered in cum. Clean up, you disgusting creature.

>dropped image
Not lewd please

Ah, right.


More vodka, please.

Don't you worry. You are good.

Can I request another thing

Taking nsfw request lads

It looks as if we'll have to share her, comrade....

Deepthroat by a schoolgirl with a ponytail

>More vodka
cuming right up

Cute.

Now stab her and fuck the wound.

please drawyou as this

let me hear

arms cuffed behind back and gaping anal

artblog?

Oh! I mean, it honestly did start with forgetting to shave, but a few people said I should grow a beard, and my supervisor said it was okay and it definitely wasn't in my time so I thought I'd try.

I shall think about what you said, but on the down low I was way too hung over to shave this morning regardless.

Bitch tf u thank gettin that weird ass shut from em u need to square up and realeyes dat "damn this might not fancy their fukin fanciness" but nah u just fukan ASKED em to do dat shit like it gon happen at the tip of da hat bitch PLEASE

Alright then I request a drawing of Diana Cavendish

That brings me back to the responsibility thing. You shouldn't have been drinking last night knowing you'd be coming to work hung over.
Thus lowering your performance, and making all sorts of aggressive actions throughout the day because you're irritable as fuck!

Furthermore! Your admitted laziness in personal hygiene is very telling to the kind of attitude you no doubt bring to the job!

Sir, you are deserving of NO respect! I may respect the uniform! But I do NOT respect you.
Good day, Officer Dirtbag!

Hey thread taking a break from dumb personal sketches so you guys have any requests?

Not sure about fucking shit up, but here's Ghandi punching a nazi with one of his memorable quotes, sorry it looks rushed

Im sorry I can no longer draw for the night, my medication is starting to make my hands shake too much

No. :))
well it's almost nothing there but.. sjenert-lilly.tumblr.com
I could do that

>Meds give you parkinsons
Shitty deal, fam. Shitty deal.
Thanks for the draws! Not a fan of punching Nazis... but the general idea is there!

but where are the requests thrown at me?
pls no lewd

Who the fuck are you, and why aren't you drawing me Abe Lincoln, Joseph Stalin, Yoko Ono, and Obama in a Turkish bath house?

A doll can only take so much before it breaks.


Please don't.


Kinky.

>

if i drop soap on the floor does the soap get dirty or does the floor get clean?

Taking request. Lewd only.

We will be gentle, comrade...
Right, comrade?

It's my normal antidepressants along with some other medicine that I have to take for my stomach

Bit of both, actually.
>t. soap dropper.

Hey desu I drew it too. Any more like this? Practicing nudie girls

Draw me that bitch in the bitchin' outfit from Heavy Metal... please?

hey thread, this night went from great to pretty shitty real quick for me
How's your night been?

oh yeah ill drop that soap.

Lol what's the outfit from heavy metal user? I'll just do a badass outfit I guess

Requesting two girls kissing

The drinks have jizz in it. Avoid it.

I want to join in on this!

Not bad since I got high... But I should go to bed soon....

What happened to your spodr controlled tranny love?
If you google Heavy Metal you'll see what she looks like.
Pic something, I guess. Doesn't really matter. Just looks like you could do her tits justice.

Don't tell me, stranger... tell her. I do not control her. She does this by choice.
Or so I believe...

h-heh

>sweats

is this turning into an orgy right now

It may be, comrade.
But I would prefer no more than just us two with her.
Too many balls. Not enough holes.
Know what I mean, comrade?

not if one of you is gay.

I'm okay with that, stranger.
I'm not one to judge; and let's be honest. In Siberia, you take what warmth you can get.

bam enough holes

>That Turkish train picture.

Nope!
Just fucking nope!
Not creating an dick in ass circle with you!

NOPE!

She's got 3 holes. Mouth, vagina, pussy. Plenty of body heat to go around! But it's up to to you if you want to let me have her mouth...

>>sweats
>one post is deleted
???

>Up to her
Comrade.

someone draw her holding the egg she layed please

Requesting dick train?

> Piant tool sai
> everyone uses it
Like 5 people use it and no one has heard of it everyone uses Photoshop or gimp if they are poor

>A human being made this

Humanity, folks... is it worth saving anymore?

better than nothing

>Not bad since I got high... But I should go to bed soon....
good to hear
>What happened to your spodr controlled tranny love?
I got real upset, so I bounced

Dude I have dozens of light bondage stuff.

I certainly hope it wasn't the abomination....
Or anything too serious....

I assume you would take a retarded request of some sort?

all i want is a cute drawing of her, not for fapping

I stand by my statement.

Hey! I wasn't supposed to be on duty today, we were scheduled to get a new trainee in from 19th century London, but apparently there was an accident with something called a "truncheon" and I had to fill in.

So maybe Officer Friendly isn't as friendly as usual today, but he can still enforce the riot act. Mind your business citizen.

>Before it breaks....
Oh shit...
Lilly? Are you still here?
You ok?

LISTEN PUNK, GO FUCKYOURSELF WITH A FLAMING PORCUPINE

You giving me threats, Officer?
I hope you know in today's day and age it's easy to look up legislature! I'll have you busted so fucking low you'll be working graveyard shifts pushing paperwork in the basement!

A-anyone up for a request?

how low we talkin?