What does Sup Forums hum to their gf on cold, wintry nights?

What does Sup Forums hum to their gf on cold, wintry nights?

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Unwound, Dean Blunt, stuff like that.

Sunstiller

Ha

When are you gonna stop posting this?
If you aren't can you AT LEAST use a more attractive (preferably white) female?

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>"Keep your head still, silly! What I'm doing is for your own good. Just trust me. *boop* There! And just like that, no more earbuds! Is it really that different? Is it really that difficult, user? Is being open with others and not warding off interaction at every opportunity that hard, even if it's for me? Grab my hand. I've a whole world of sights and scenes to show you!"

I'd have to say earthmover, user.

I'MMMMMMMMMMMMM

SINGING IN THE RAIN

JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN

WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING...

I'M HAPPY AGAIN

nonono ;-;

Holy fuck shit dudette

>"You sell yourself too short, user! Look at me -- I'm being honest! I wake up in the morning beaming at the prospect of another day with you, and when I go to sleep, it's with the thought of how happy I am to be in your arms. You're the first and last thing on my mind and I don't think that's going to change for a long time."

ah yes, stuff like unwound and dean blunt

youtu.be/OzxQN2mSCbg

bitch I was at 4:30 in nosferatu man, might have to wring your neck

This story will seem far-fetched, but it's true. Yesterday I was in super market buying some food because I didn’t have any at home, when all of a sudden, I saw her, she was standing with a big mayonnaise pot and a big smile on her goblin face. I said to myself “you’ve gotta be kidding, man”, this beautiful sight isn’t a dime a dozen sight, so I decided to approach her, since it was a given that this would never happen again unless I became a rapist... totally excited I spit some words, "H-hi, grimes, I'm a huge fan of your persona and your work, nice to meet you... Would you let me smell your feet?
Right off the bat, she looked disgusted and sang "I didn't think you'd end up treating me so bad, ah ah ah california", and ran while making some strange moves, like a goblin.

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF

no one on this board talks to girls

...

fucking flashbacks

>"Hey. Hey, are you still with me, user? Looked like you were just staring off in my direction and weren't listening. You had a long day though, so I understand if you're tired... ...Hope you don't mind me dragging you out here, though! The scene was just too beautiful to not share, but we can go home now. *Sccrrrch* 'Paging HQ. I've got an exhausted sleepyhead ready for bed and cuddling. Prepare the blankets and cocoa and I'll have the package home in a jiffy. Over and out.' *Sccrrrch*"

Now this, this is one of them occasions
Where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a ho that he like
But you can't make a ho a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what you found you a ho that you like
But you can't make a ho a housewife

g-goodbye mu

Human existence is solely for reproduction. Any relationship beyond that is illusory and contrived. However, a true feat is total rejection of and passivity towards such engagements.

sounds cool, dude

>Human existence is solely for reproduction


Hahahahahaha, how many sons do you have, boy?

Leonard Cohen, Clan of Xymox, anything with Dark Wave Cold Wave or people like LC.

I bet you are a girl. Well, hello. There ,I talk to girls

>biological teleology

Study some more you retard.

>you will never be leaving the smaller of your University's libraries, heading towards your apartment on a comfortable, temperate Friday night and reluctantly pull your earphones out because they aren't working and incidentally invite sounds of the night which at the time all seem rather novel because it's been months since you've walked outside without listening to music when you catch wind of some far-off singing that piques your interest and steers you from original designs when after a few minutes' following the sound you find a cluster of 10-15 students all dancing to a lone guitarist beneath a staircase and lean against a distant wall hoping no one will notice and stolidly look at the couples dancing and celebrating their partner's embrace and tell yourself that you're genuinely happy for them and tell yourself that it's true and tell yourself that perhaps in a year or two you'll find yourself in that exact situation if only you stay patient and wait long enough and tell yourself that it's true before collecting your bag and leaving and resuming the walk to your apartment while telling yourself that on that you feel encouraged and that you were honest and that you felt something and tell yourself that it's true

Go away unty, I know its you.

why do you have a photo of my cousin?, you fuckin' freak! I will call the cyberpolice.

GOD THAT FEEL WHEN NO BLACK GF

THAT FEEL WHEN NO MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL GF

that feel when no homely motherly gf

THAT FEEL WHEN NO CUTE JOKING ROLE PLAY GF

stop it

Hi unty

>"So, what do you think of my hometown, user? I know we just got off the plane, but do you have any, um, any observations yet? Hey, I saw that grin! Look here, mister, like it or not you will tell me what you think! In fact, you're about to get a world-class tour! ...After we find my car, that is. My parents? Oh, I'm sure they won't mind if we're just a tad late, and even if they do, I'll just tell them this whole thing was your idea!"

I know you really don't exist, you're only a product of my imagination so could you please go away? I'm trying to live my life and you're really annoying, you're not real, so stop talking to me, can't you see my face and my height? How could it be possible for a girl like you to talk to me? I'm disgusting and this isn't happening. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

i am sad all the time

Play the new Legend of Zelda you'll feel better

V A P O R W A V E
Thank me later

>Marxist masturbation to the 80s
Kys

>"Hey, user. Thanks for meeting up with me. I suppose I'll start by telling you that I'm moving back to Chicago. Just gonna rent out a space at my folks' place, and try getting hired at a nearby publisher. Also, no I haven't been answering my phone. I'm sorry, and I hope you weren't worried. I've been feeling a little off for the past week or so, and I didn't think there was much to gain from picking talking to you in that state, in any state where I've such ill-composure. I'm better now, and I can share what's been on my mind. I once said I'd never leave you. That was a lie. I'm sorry, but I can't put up with you anymore. It's exhausting. You're exhausting. What's worst is you've yet to even realize how poor a character you are. I mean, even total strangers can spot your narcissism and compensatory fervor for music after 30 minutes of talking to you, so how in the world can't you? You don't actually believe that you're superior to other people because you spend 12 hours a day catalouging and listening to music, right? Of course you don't, but I wonder, in fact I've been wondering for the past week, what would happen if through some miracle you were forced to drop that charade and present yourself with an iota of sincerity. I suppose I'll never know, but what I do know is that after this conversation ends, when I'm sitting on the train heading back home, you'll be at yours, trying to repair the tattered remnants of your psyche and convince yourself of whatever masturbatory rhetoric you've become fluent with. I know that you'll try to hate me, but never will, especially never more than you hate yourself. Don't bother trying to contact me."

thats a name i haven't heard in a while

There is literally nothing wrong with Marxism.

...

As someone who is also insecure about his height, I can tell you that we'll eventually get through this and find people who care about us no matter how many inches we're away from what's considered normal.

>Being a capitalist bootlicker
Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

If you actually believe that then you need to reread world history and reconsider that statement. Can Socialism work? Maybe, but Marxism is pants on head retarded.

Call me when you can make a successful society without a hierarchy or social Darwinism, then we'll talk.

What the fuck is this guy doing?

>is for

You fucked up right out of the gate fag. We exist due to our nature of self replication but don't exist FOR anything. You're conflating cause and purpose, but hey points to your pseudo intellectual vocabulary lmao, makes you look real intelligent you enormous smelly faggot

Marxism is socialism, you dingus. Unless you mean something like Communalism/Democratic Confederalism or Kropotkinism, but I doubt that. I'm
Also, I did read history, have you?

Define "successful" and then we'll talk.

The earliest human societies were actually egalitarian

>"I can't even begin to describe how much fun tonight has been, user. Why on earth did you wait so long to show me this side of you?"

There are better, attainable forms of Socialism than extremist Socialism like Marxism.

You know, actually existent and can't get BTFO like the Makhnovians or Spanish?

That girl looks like one that would break up with you and tell you its better for both of you, and then something prophetic about life while she smiles and cries with you

Guy, you're fucking weird.

Let me guess, you think Sweden et al. are socialist.
This is some surface-level analysis right here, folks. Anyway, Google Rojava.

>the vast majority of human history were egalitarian hunter gatherer societies with relatively flat hierarchies, generally no central authority
>evolutionary the most successful of social adaptations due to the mere fact that they existed for eons
>capitalism has almost destroyed the world in less than a century

lol

meh, you started off acceptably well but you went downhill into bad writing

>What's worst is you've yet to even realize how poor a character you are
no
>compensatory fervor
ha nope
> I suppose I'll never know, but what I do know is that after this conversation ends, when I'm sitting on the train heading back home, you'll be at yours, trying to repair the tattered remnants of your psyche and convince yourself of whatever masturbatory rhetoric you've become fluent with.
sorry man
this simply isn't believable
you could still write for television though

[Citation needed]

>"Wow, user. You know you're about an hour early for dinner? Were you waiting for someone? Oh, just enjoying the weather? That's fair. Y'know, since we're here, do you mind if I ask you a question? Why did you sign up for this trip? What were you hoping for, exactly? You're what, 22, in your third year of college, and you still have no friends, right? How do you not get it yet, especially when everyone else does? You're not wanted, user. You repulse people. If you'd stopped pretending to read your phone and picked your head up for a moment, you'd notice that I'm the only one sitting within 10 tables of you, and the glares employees keep shooting you. Don't look, but there's two whispering to each other behind you. I told you not to look! Sigh. Back to what we were talking about, and what was that again...? Oh, I remember! Why'd you come here? Did you at least pay for it yourself? Only thing worse than you paying so much for some adolescent coming of age fantasy is someone else paying for it. It's over. The closest you'll ever get to coming of age and others' willful company is in living with whatever images of delusion you can conjure. See? I can use big words out of their appropriate contexts, too. You didn't impress anyone with that pretentious word-vomit on the plane. You're not intelligent, not special - nothing but a morose, deluded kid with a psyche meandering infinitely between despair and a Napoleon complex, never resigning itself to either affliction so you're doomed to passivity and never actually doing something... Shoot. I'm sorry, user. I didn't mean to say that. Really, I came over because I thought you could use some advice. You're all about practicality and utilitarianism, right? Well, the beach is less than five miles south. Just walk that way for an hour, until you're neck-deep, and let the tides to the rest. You can be no less passive than you've always been, and still rid others of your company, improving their overall life. Everyone wins."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primitive_communism
Sorry you can't use Google.

wtf, who are you? Repair your face and then talk to me, ugly cunt.

Google hunter gatherer societies

>"Feigning interaction with pictures on your computer again, user? That's just pathetic."

>utilitarianism
you used it wrong

why are you guys so scared of women?

bc they r so mean. :O

I'd kill myself just so she'd get charged with manslaughter and spend the rest of her life rotting in a jail cell, the ugly cunt.
I mean, I'd kill myself anyway, but this is just even more reason to do it.

>Rojava
>communist
Please faggot, they're libertarians.
>gulags
>conquests
>wars
>NK
>Venezuela
>other socialist states have all killed people and continue to kill to spread Socialism but Capitalism kills more
Lel

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON MY DICK

Reeeeeeeeee

You're half right. Small, pre-historic homogeneous societies definitely had a collective approach to economics, but there was certainly a considerable amount of social stratification and hierarchy in them.

>they're libertarians
Let me guess, this retard just Googled "Rojava," saw that the Wikipedia article mentioned libertarianism, and left it there because he was too retarded to actually do any research. Kindly fuck off and try to gain some literacy before replying.

>North Korea, a hereditary monarchy that had all mentions of communism excised from its constitution, is communist
>Venezuela, a country run by a pathetic socdem and whose property is still overwhelmingly private, is communist
>Marxism-Leninism is the only form of communism
>capitalist countries never went to war, had prisons, or conquered other nations
Top zozzle, faggot.

that's it i am now a communist

Burden of proof, retard.

>i-if I shout this buzzword completely devoid of context then I'll totally win the argument, right?

>implying I said NK and other such countries were communist
I said Socialist faggot, communism doesn't historically exist beyond power fiends exploiting Marxism and failed attemepts.

Make a claim, you gotta prove it when someone asks. That simple, but Marxism is in line with alternative medicine and antivax so I guess I shouldn't expect your kind to understand.

Juche is definitely a communist ideology, with a strong leninist bent. Leninism/marxism aren't the only forms of communism, but they are the defacto flagships of communism.

You're right that venezuela isn't communist, but it's definitely an example of leftist economics in action.

>"So, I'm on my way to work when suddenly, it hits me! 'Just call in sick, and spend the morning sleeping in with user instead! Besides I'm sure none of my coworkers would show up before noon if they were even half as in love as I am with user! And it's not like they can't survive a morning without me, right?' Anyway, surprise! Now that I've let myself in, scooch over and prepare for cuddles and coffee breath!"

Ever since I experience having a hot one-night stand, a long term fuckbuddy, and an FFM threesome, I've completely stopped seeing the appeal of manic pixie dream girl GFs. Music for this feel?

>"user, do you ever ponder our position in history? Well, of course you do, but to what extent? It's bothering me a lot, lately. I feel as though behind and after us are eras of extravagance, and we're just a bridge to something better, a necessary mediocrity, and I'm not sure if I'd rather be complacent like most others or allow myself to be molded by this discontent, so the more I think about it, the more I regret it, or at least I think I do. Maybe I'd regret the decision to remain content too. Maybe I'm the mediocre one, too busy and narcissistic psychoanalyzing myself to realize this stupor is mine and mine alone... ...Sheesh! I've been rambling like an idiot again, haven't I? I'm sorry, user. At least I have you. I know I'll never be mediocre in your eyes, and that's enough for me."

unty fuck off

I sing her Radiohead songs with Thom's nasally wailing of course

>you will never be a 21 year old university student drifting from class to class and leaving an impression on no one while occupying your leisure time with music and reading when in a sudden attempt to alleviate the monotony you volunteer to plant ferns, flowers, and trees near one of the quads with about 40 other students and faculty and, once there, spot a pretty girl wearing a "There's always money in the banana stand" shirt whose facial aesthetics indicate an Asian and Latin heritage, with maybe a bit of Pacific Islander, and whose demeanor suggests she's the type of girl content to spend days listening to music and watching film and wouldn't mind your introversion, and wouldn't mind going to the kitchen to take the cocoa off the stove after you'd long forgotten that you were making some, and who dreams of living in London or Seattle because it's always raining and she could spend half of the weekend napping and then try conjuring some witty banter and jokes that whimsically remind her than it's not a nap if it's 6 hours long and at that moment remember that you're not witty and there's a reason people don't like you, and you've no friends, and no one asks you for a pen or pencil when they've forgotten theirs and then realize that everything's planted and everyone's leaving or already gone and you forgot to tell her you liked the shirt

is this unty

Alright, those countries aren't socialist either.
Okay, I genuinely have no idea what you're getting so buttmad about. Who are you even talking to?
What do you think makes Juche communist? It isn't like the means are publicly owned. And how can Venezuela be simultaneously not communist AND be an example of leftist economics?

>do you ever ponder our position in history
>ponder
holy fuck man you screwed the pooch right out the gate

and you named her shabak
jesus user

Right now there's a somewhat similar feels thread on Sup Forums
>If you don't go out in university you'll be a social reject the rest of your life

>how can Venezuela be simultaneously not communist AND be an example of leftist economics?

Because communism isn't the be all end all of the economic left. (Ironically, it's usually the far right/Tea Party types who try to claim that all leftism is communism. I'm a conservative and I disagree with that.) There are degrees involved, just as there are with the right--for example, a pro-business, capitalist approach to economics is definitely right of center, but it's far from anarcho-capitalism.

Juche is communist in its goals and origin, especially in how it borrows so heavily from the obsession with the working man, etc. But I do think it's fair to say that it's a very impure approach to communism, both in results (Un family totalitarianism) and intentions (isolationist Korean nationalism)

Social democracy is barely left.
In any case, sure, you could say it's leftist economics, but that really doesn't mean anything for communism. It's like pointing to Somalia and telling a conservative that, since Somalia practices right-wing economics, conservatism is bound to fail because it is also right-wing. Even if you accept Somalia as right-wing (which is certainly more feasible than accepting Venezuela as left-wing), that means nothing because conservatives don't want anything to do with Somalia. Sure, it might also be right-wing, but that doesn't mean conservatives want to practice whatever Somalia is. Two very different ideologies that just happen to be right of center.
That's a fair point to make about Juche. Yeah, it's definitely very much a corrupted form of socialism. In fact, there's arguments to be made that it derived most of its influence from fascist Japan rather than any socialist ideology.

fuckers

>"If you want my honest opinion, you should just kill yourself, user. Sorry. It's just become apparent to me that you're not going to make it. And I know you've realized this too. I imagine all that's left driving you is anger and some waning conception that your suffering is really character-building and preparation for some divine and grand scheme. Yeah. That definitely sounds like something you'd cling to in an effort to obscure reality. Anyway, I can steal my dad's pistol and do it for you, if you'd like. There's no shame in it. Actually, if there's anything you ought to be ashamed of, it's for ever thinking you'd amount to something in the first place."

Not sure I buy the idea that social democracy is barely left--it's not radical left, but it's distinctly left, and to the left of the centrist mixed economy approach that seems to be the mainstream.

I think you have a reasonable point about places like Venezuela, NK, etc. being very different from what leftists actually want. Leftism in my mind is fundamentally about trying to achieve great equality, whereas those on the right--and I'd consider myself right-leaning--are basically tolerant of inequality, to some degree or another. So when a place like NK, regardless of how hard it's trying to achieve real communism, devolves into a totalitarian militaristic monarchy, it clearly has failed to achieve the central goal of authentic leftism, which is maximum social and economic equality. I think the more interesting question is: can you achieve the genuine equality that leftism seeks without tripping backwards into authoritarianism? That's a harder question to answer. The right would like to say that you definitely can't succeed, but maybe it's just a matter of time and technology.

>Brandon, Honeybee. Please let me go.

sorry things haven't been working out for you unty

You're right, how dare we ruin this once-great thread.