Character is reading porn on the toilet

>character is reading porn on the toilet

>doesnt piss all over the floor

>reading porn

How does one reads porn?

fuck you and your frog

fucking plebs

>Frog posting

> character does a big boy poo
> mummy doesn't come in to wipe his botbot

>character is reading porn on the toilet

>doesnt piss all over the ceiling

>At last, I pulled the Excalibur out of the stone!

Really?

Character hasn't surgically separated his urethra from the rest of his dick so he can piss and cum at the same time

Is this all we ever get now? These fucking empty frog threads?

You can't blame anyone but yourself for frequently frogposting threads

That horse looks fucking depressed to have Alex Jones on it

He took the time to woke it about the globalist technocracy and it finally realizes the dire state the world is in today.

>le fug le frog freds

>looks like we got ourselves a comedian

>character takes a shit
>doesn't scour his asshole with toilet paper for 20 mintues to ensure every particle of fecal matter is gone

even worse when they just wipe once, or don't wipe at all

>I'm not the only one who ass scours
The world feels a little less cold knowing you're out there somewhere

>character is masturbating
>doesn't finger his asshole

I also do this, anyone who doesn't is a disgusting degenerate

>character is masturbating
>character isn't using fleshlight

>tfw I have two anal fissures from doing it

Mr. A
No Mr. A is my father. Call me Fuckface

>he doesn't scour his asshole with toilet paper, then proceed to have a shower to wash it, and then scour it again
Where am i? Reddit?

You walk around with poop in your ass?

Clearly I'm the only one who doesn't. You cucks just use toilet paper. You have to wash it with soap and water every time as well.

Oh, I thought you were quoting someone.

>character takes a piss
>there's no blood in his urine

>twink posting