Why is his face sooo punchable?

Why is his face sooo punchable?

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Because he's handsome and you aren't.

Because he's handsome and you aren't.

Because he's a handsome man with lots of money and you are neither of those things.

Because he's handsome and you aren't.

Because he's handsome and you aren't

I think you dislike his face because it is everything that yours wont be.

His hair is too big for his head.

Because he's handsome and you aren't.

He lacks pigment

I hate him as Kirk, absolutely awful casting. He has no authority and no charisma, plus he looks about twenty. I can't for one second buy him as a leader of men.

because he's a fucking imposter. there will only ever be one James Tiberius Kirk.

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I think it's the bushy eyebrows, OP.

Because he's handsome and you aren't.

its because he'll get more pussy in a week than you will in a lifetime.

sup bruh?

because he's handsome and you're an aunt.

>>>/Africa/

sup bruh?

How can you not like him?

hes like a fuckboy
also hes a cuck since hes crying while black folks sing the songs in selma at oscar and shit
a terrible actor as well

Because he's handsome and you aren't.

Because he's a big guy and you aren't.

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10/10 kirk

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i swear some of these are fake not everyone is a jew

Is disagree, in the films he very much comes across as a leader.

I quite like him in Star Trek.

>Pine's maternal grandfather was from a Russian Jewish family,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Pine

no way? him too

this shatner for me all over again!

jesus talk about fucking pottery

who gives a fuck?

my grandparents were enrolled as christians

one of Pines was russian and was enrolled as a Jew

Jews have never done anything wrong and there is nothing wrong with being born and enrolled as a Jew and free to leave

Who gives a fuck?

Leonard Nimoy is Jewish as well.

he dead nigga

the live long and prosper hand he got from the temple

whys he crying?

>newton dead nigga
Gravity is over you guys!

I knew that my buddy one time and me maybe 30 years ago was the origionals on tv stoned out our mind and like hes all like

>omg whats that fuckign jew doing now
>im like wtf spock and doing nothing? (obviously spock is the fucking kike)
>hes like no man, shatner, THAT Jew
>omg wtf hes a jew now way
>to the internet!
>omg MIND=BLOWN

He handsome because you aren't.

You need to go back

At a guess I'd say it's the jug ears and the long upper lip. These features annoy everyone.

He's pining.

thingken of spock

Because he's white and you're not.

Because you're a /r9k/ reject beta omega bicycle seat sniffer and he is not?

>Indention above upper lip is so big you could fill it w water & bathe in it

Why is this allowed?

>Jews have never done anything wrong

>what is nepotism
>what is promoting family members and other Jews, ahead of people who are qualified more for a particular position
>what is disregarding the merit system
>what is making the world a horrifyingly-mediocre place, because of it

I'll take "what are Jews" for $400, Alex.

Get the fuck out of here with this shit and dont forget to kill yourselves

beyond was pretty fun :]

>That heel turn that didn't happen

Felt good man

expected a "what have i become moment" when he sees himself in the glass

got a "naw i'm gonna stab this white boy" instead

better than expected

>defending nepotism
>defending conniving kikes whose bible actually tells them to lie, cheat and steal from every single goy ("unclean filth")
>defending people who financed both sides of every major war in the 20th and 21st centuries

Oh lawdy.

youtube.com/watch?v=5hfEBupAeo4

Because he's handsome and I want him to fuck me until I bleed

good goy. Ofcourse were not everywhere. Keep thinking that.

Bwahahah vs. Superkek

Reminder that the ships Krall was using for the swarm came from the Xindi Reptilians. How he got them we don't know but it's curious that his appearance takes on a similar look to them.

get the fuck outta here

I thought he was actually perfect in Horrible Bosses 2, which is underrated

is it a decent flick?

how's jennifer anniston?