The world is so crazy right now. If you could bring back one person from the dead to help sort things out...

The world is so crazy right now. If you could bring back one person from the dead to help sort things out, who would it be?

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A man for all seasons.

I think most of Sup Forums would agree

I was watching a video with Hitch on YouTube the other day and I thought the same thing.

I'd say Nietzsche but he's 2deep for plebs, so I'll go with Hitch.

Then most of Sup Forums has a good understanding of the world and what is needed to fix it.

My father

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too soon

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hitchens was a manlet with the entitlement of an sjw, he would fit right in nowadays

Sheriff John Bunnell

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you would be among the first to be gased you tard.

On what grounds?

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Kaiser Wilhelm II because Germany needs to be imperial again. Poland is made up of stolen land.

My sister.She died at 15. I still miss her every moment of every day.

The first Hokage

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Idi Amin

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This guy. And everyone would have to do what her says.

that guy who got fucked to death by a horse

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He would have hated them all though.

King Zog of Albania

Best choice

Honestly id bring back tupac. We wouldnt have half as many trash ass rappers

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Fuck that shit, bring back Andrew Jackson. Or Nixon.

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Gtfo commie.

OP?

We should bring back Alexander von Kluck. He was da bomb in ww1.

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kek

Trips of truth

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The hero we need.

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We need Qin Shi Huang, getting back legalism would be a nice addition aswell.

Morgan Freeman

Bismarck did that. Wilhelm was a mistake.

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>gay for visiting the gayporn Sup Forumsoard
>mentally handicapped
>not germanic

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RFK

The world doesn't need more leftists.

He's turning in his fucking grave at the state of welfare and the economy heading toward inevitable failure.

Hitchens would probably be quite center-right today, not in support of Trump but undeniably against Hillary.

I think he'd be a nice return from the grave.

But, we have a jew version of him in Ben Shapiro.

The world isn't any crazier than it's been before. Don't believe the hype.

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I would bring back Carl Sagan.

Yes the world is not heading towards WWIII, please put your heads back in the sand so we can continue butt fucking you and yours to oblivion. Yours truly the jews

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Carlin is a good choice because of what he says, but nobody pays attention anyway

you're scared of the jews?

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Terence McKenna

Uh, the Jews are the ones that promote the fear and paranoia to begin with so I'm not sure you understand what you're talking about.
We are in a golden age of health, wealth, information and peace.
Humanity has never been safer, cleaner, more well nourished, more connected and informed than it has ever been. Anyone who believes otherwise is a victim of paranoia marketing propagated by news media.

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He's not the leader we deserve, but he's the leader we need right now.

t. christfag

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Actually not a christfag

Richard Simmons. The world was at peace when he was alive, everyone exercising together. People were happy because there were no fat chicks.

whilst i am atheist myself, why on earth would you bring back someone so angry at the world? bring back some chill

Yeah, hitch was batshit insane about religion. I'm glad anyway that fatass died painfully.

Muhammad. In fucking Feminist infested New York.

Chill is what got us into this mess, you stupid hippie. Political action requires more than "chill."

Too soon

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The clit is on the wrong side, no??

But he's not dead though

The fuck is her ?

He's not dead.

Either him or Bismarck

I'm skeptical

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underrated post

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Alan Thicke obviously

The fuck is he ?

Edward R. Murrow

Christian Bale Sr. his initials are one the mic you maroon

Sorry, user.

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Yes!! Just so he could shake his damn head at how fucked his flock of needy, whining, blame everyone for my problems, I ain't racist but black lives matter more, why don't the police stop the violence.......but not us Killin each otha, buncha assholes truly is

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wow, too soon

I wouldn't bring back a propagandist for the Iraq invasion. A fucker like that is better dead, and I hope he burns in hell.

/pic related. We were better off with him instead of ISIS

The world needs more people who work as tirelessly as this guy.

Hitch was intelligent and had well-thought out arguments. No one would listen to him today because facts are no longer relevant to debate in this country.

kneel before zog?

He's already back, he's just orange this time.

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Benjamin Franklin

He'd solve all our shit like a motherfucker and still have enough energy to cheat on his wife in Paris

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This guy.