Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss stuff like politics and bullshit
>mash is a rapist~
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Rias claimed; this is Jelly, not Hallow
Early
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Best girls
I have 2 words for elitists
please go:
カラミチーマス
Stop early baking.
Claiming best girl
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net
a.pomf.cat
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
ayayayayayayayayayayaya
uwu
You were in this thread first so that counts right :p
Exactly my thinking e.e
So borning.
Good. Was pretty much in the dark gaming all day.
What are you getting?
>plays euph with 4th valve on side
Fucking peasant.
Also, look at that shit hand position.
uwu
Hi best girl
oh yeah it's the weekend, so that makes sense
groceries, mostly ramen because I am poor
our school had 4 valves but I never used it
well I was never that good either so meh
>hello best girl
>implying
aniSearch.co:m
I said hi not hello
I didn't even realise that was a thing. All the Euph players I knew had the side valve. Wo.
Ramen is the food of kings, nothing can compete. Do you add anything?
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
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Are you fucking kidding me? You use 4th instead of 1st and 3rd - brings the C natural right in tune. Same with using 2nd and 4th instead of 123.
Gotta love a dead-eyed OL.
Isn't there this new fad that ramen gives you cancer or something? I keep seeing headlines but I cba reading into it
Seems fun, I don't masturbate anyway and I already have a girlfriend who's maybe an 8 so, unless I get quads I won't be satisfied :P
hot~
I used to add queso fresco and hot sauce as a kid, though I don't add much now, except for the packet seasoning :p
why does that girl have a dick? :o
I know that's what it does, and I would practice using it for scales, but I never got used to it
I was never any good, and our music programs are shit in my city, I pretty much taught myself euphonium, I played percussion mainly
Claimed
4th valve in line, master race. Learn to pinky strength.
uwu
is ayayayayayayaya chan ignoring me?
nice 4 in a row
cute
maybe idk :o
i talk to him but he just corrects me all the time ;-;
I know this is what you wanted in your Saturday morning waifu thread - some chick bitching about your euphonium technique.
>chick
You're hilarious~ ;)
Hai Konata
I'm sure your miles ahead in skill, it's been a few years since high school band :o
I don't mind most things though
uwu
he's just mean to me :(
you fucking nigger :o
happy morning to you ^_^
what's your game plan today? hmmmm
he's cheeky uwu
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Probably. I wouldn't read into it.
I've tried egg but it barely cooks through, and I couldn't be bothered boiling it. The seasoning is enough, really.
Nice quads. My hands have lost their strength I had built from when I played cello.
why are you so cheeky? :o
It told me I had an image wow.
hi :o
he's a cunt uwu
No one can be trusted, not even yourself
I'm not I swear
Hi, I'm not a cunt
I've seen eggs but never tried, and I've seen ramen hamburgers those look very unique
there's a burger place with an egg burger, I like it, but it's messy so I wonder how it would work with ramen
seasoning is good, though too much is overpowering
dingus :o
like youwu
Not a nigger. You're the nigger when you keep nigging all the time.
Happy morning, eh? Slept well then?
Need to go get some booze and a new sketchbook. Otherwise next week will be very boring. Then later some For Honor maybe.
You got anything planned for today?
Claimed.
you are -_-
yep uwu
uwishuwsaasddfkgngfkgdfjsd;dpfjsdoikjd;kol
you are though ;-;
cold morning is more like it, and I haven't slept
what do you draw? what is for honor? I keep seeing that :o
I prefer the Mexico Coke
I usually don't trust myself anyway.
Ramen burgers seem underwhelming, but eggs on burgers are great.
Why do you dingus me?
Then why do you always talk to me then ?
because i'm lonely :(
maybe because they use ramen instead of bread? I really like bread, it's my favorite food ^-^
it really is, though sometimes I take out the egg first if I want to avoid a big mess
you forgot your image like a dingus :o
we like you
uwu
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
go to sleep
The drug?
you don't have to be lonely
KAREN :D
Thats nice
But I just woke up!
Mostly just some random stuff, I'm not very good though.
For Honor is a pretty good game. Almost like a slow 3D fighting game. youtube.com
Burgers were made for bread, that's just how it is. I thought it was ramen and meat in bread though?
The yolk should be solid it it's going in a burger I think.
claim
At farmer's only dot com
youtube.com
The Drink
I don't substance -_-
at this hour???
the variation I saw right now was ramen patty ramen, though I'm sure there's plenty of ways to mix it up
the one at the place pops and leaks :(
it's good though
old man -_-
beat me to it smh
You're welcome ;)
>forgot my image
ok
Getting old, eh?
butdamnthosequads
nice nines
I like your new filenames btw
may I see? :o
oh so you 2v1 and push people off ledges to win I see
get on discord -_-
Sometimes messy is the best, though. Christmas prawns in Australia get really messy sometimes, but it's worth it.
I actually don't know why i said that
I woke up like, 14 hours ago and I'm super duper tired
I woke up for an exam early to study for like 8 hours but ended up just wasting my time and not doing anything
still did alright dess
Saya dess, ohayo
Ayayayyaa!
What's up?
ohayo
Nice quads my dude
Are you the new Rias? Hi hi!
ok
Not much just been a bit deflated recently, we will take over the thread Karen , you?
I'm not a dess
go to sleep -_-
I like sucking out the yolk that's fun, I usually overkill napkins though poor trees :(
what are prawns? weird shrimp?
old man
ok
You're a dessy dess
I don't wanna sleep
You sleep!
Thread is already ours, dess. Sorry I don't pop by much, I'm a shithead, it's seriously awesome to see you posting when I randomly open thread tho, finally a permanent ayaya
I woke up like, at 2 am to study for managerial finance but I ended up just being a fag and too lazy to study dess
I stayed like 8 hours randomly looking at phone and other shit
I went and did okay, it could have been better if I studied but I didn't
What about you? why sad? deflated?
lets play battleblock
I think we're almost to the end :o
why would I sleep at 7am, ya dess?!
good job on your test btw
now sleep -_-
but i am :(
old man:o
ok
im not
thank you bby
Why would I sleep at 4 PM?
I gotta keep my schedule fixed, dess!
imgur.com
It's kinda shit.
>oh so you 2v1 and push people off ledges to win I see
Yeah, something like that. It's pretty great.
Ohayo Karen!
I made this
Studying can be hard if you don't have the determination
Idk I'm just sad idk why I feel aimless
people talk to you all the time
A bowl of water and a towel always beats napkins.
The prawns we get are oversized shrimp, they're delicious though, and fun to deshell.
>reply to this post with the minimum age of consent in your country
13
Urumi Kanzaki. Best Girl. EVER.
get off discord -_-
usually only konata and homoyoyoyoyoy do:
Thanks! I thought I may aswell do something to differentiate mine from Hallow's in case he comes back
Do the quads excuse my failure...?
Yeah I guess I'm the new one... not quite sure what's going on with Hallow but I'm glad to be here
And hello! ^.^
Afternoon.
no
Hmm yes, you are als lucky as always, give me some of that luck
gonna go play a game
later gators!
I'm sure he'll be back and angrier
you gotta prepare ;-;
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I'll try that next time, never even thought of it
looks good, I always liked shrimp as a kid, though haven't add in a hot minute
I've always been bad at fighting games so I probably wouldn't like it maybe, that looks nice, I can only draw stick figures
not ok
dont overdo yourself dess!
i don't watch chinese cartoons
had* -_-
You aren't having anything of mine, especially my luck~
Probably... How do I prepare? o -o
Woah, that looks great
But yo, those are the files from the game, right? How did you get them? I went to the site and stuff but couldn't figure it out
I got stuck with like four exams this week and I've been sapped of any determination I had, lol. it's really no excuse but I'll pick it up
What's happening, dude? Could you remind me what you're studying?
Aimless like no direction or you re-thinking your major or just sads?
Hi dess, I am Karen! nice to meet you
Please ignore hallo, he gets angry too fast and loves his waifu, if he spergs again just ignore him and keep posting, don't worry
have you been posting long?
another average day, dess?
hi hi! how was your day so far, dess? Good good?
bye dess, enjoy your game, I will rest soon
ok
bye
Do you need a gun in case hallow get's aggressive?
I also have some sedative pills for him if you need them
Aw come on, just a pinch
A very nice person linked me to the download and then I converted them to png
History and Law
and both aimless and sad :'/
It's how all the fancy places do it, but for some reason so many other places just avoid doing it. Maybe it seems pretentious?
If you ever have prawns/shrimp again, make a mix of salt pepper and lemon juice.
ok