How do I get a cute and petite gf with daddy issues and a drug problem?

How do I get a cute and petite gf with daddy issues and a drug problem?

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Try anywhere.

Start going to local shows with bands with a heroin-y reputation to them and chill out by the womens bathroom with a wad of 100's, 50's and 20's.

Take my ex. Sex was hot, but waking up to a knife is not

No, no, no my young friend. The question is, how do you get rid of her...

And when she comes down from it, thats when the punchfucking happens.

I got one, the drug problem gets tedious after a while and she has a horrible mouth. Resulted in me strangling her and possibly herpes

Well, there was this episode of Breaking Bad..

I used to have one, I just miss having a skinny waist to wrap my hands around. I'm talking

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I had cops involved. She tried claiming domestic abuse. All signs pointed to her abusing me. She was arrested.

>Give her drugs
>Be her daddy

MODS!

I already did both of those things to my previous girl, but she still left.

You're fucking retarded.

Ugly pussy

MODSMODSMODS!

date literally any black chick

she's 19 you fucking retard

MOOODS!

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>have gf who is a few inches shorter than me
>i'm 6'3"
>she's a bretty gud gf


>have had my eye on 5'1" skinny nerd girl who i would like to fucking destroy

why life

>labiaplasty scars

Never mind

Correct your problems first so that need to have a broken person to fix isn't fucking up your ability to remain happy. Then watch House and how he treats Cameron.

Fucking cuck

MODS//MODS//MODS

wow you're really gay

Anyway, what would be a good place to do this? Tinder isn't very helpful and I can never see to find them in public.

Already got one 5'4'' dads a heroine addict

Good shit, user

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Bump

The last one IS the answer to how you get her, dumbass...

Been there, done that.

Still the hottest girl I've ever fucked, and she was my live-in girlfriend so that was cool. What wasn't cool was constant bi polar mood swings, cheating, lying, stealing etc. I do miss fucking her ass as hard as I wanted after she'd snort a few percs though. Good times

plenty of fish

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