Stoner thread

Stoner thread.

I need to be more efficient with my weed. Went through 3 8ths in the span of like a week. When I smoke, I smoke to get absolutely stoned and I have been doing that every day. I currently smoke out of a homemade bong.

Get better quality bud, Bongs typically give you strong long lasting rips.

take a tolerance break.

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That's not that bad. You are only smoking like a gram and a half a day.

Get a real bong, plastic ones cost like a tenner (50 billion dollars in colonial pesos) online and they come with a metal slide which can be used in anything forever.
And take a tolerance break, I give myself two weeks/a month every now and then and my return smoke is always a teeny tiny bowl and it always sends me to fucking mars

>I give myself two weeks/a month every now and then and my return smoke is always a teeny tiny bowl and it always sends me to fucking mars

This, it's great. I'm on week 3 of a tolerance break and going to pick up some tonight. Don't know if I'll even make it through half a gram before I pass out drooling.

What about MDMA or shrooms, I have a chance to get some

don't load up like normal, imagine its your first time and go slow 'cos your brains gonna be like 'WOAAH MORE DOPE WOO' and blast it through as fast as it can, don't wanna whitey

misread and thought you were OP my bad

I used to do the same thing. Now that I'm in my 30s and dont live in a big city or college town I have to conserve. I'll take two or three times from my bowl and I'm set. I used to burn joints and it was such a waste.

Joints are more of a group thing IMO, isn't too bad when theres multiple contributors

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Ive been getting okay bud in miami, 50 bucks for a quarter but i want some potent ass shit or atleast try some of the colored stuff, how should i start?

Just listen to what others are saying so far. Tolerance break and bongs. My personal suggestion is a mini gravity bong, you can make one pretty fucking easy. Even on just a little weed it'll get you fucking ripped.

Coloured stuff is just grown slightly differently, unless its a good strain to start (unlikely unless its specialist grown) if anything it'll be a bit weaker.
Most potent stuff will be imported from legalised states I would imagine

Colors come from the plant's genetics in quality smoke.

Any plant can be forced purple by giving them colder night temperatures, but you pay for it with lower potency.

I've heard a regular pipe delivers more of the goods than a bong. Take a series of small hits and hold it in.

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Just found out im having a girl :)

Living the stoner life. Look how productive pot users are

stoner here
i work hard and make six figures
fuck you

stoner home owner and pulls in six figures here

careful, you might hurt his feelings.

Fellow stoners: I cannot hold down a job because of my pot addiction. How can I pay for my pot on a constant basis?

Living has no matter so do drugs and die of what you love doing.

Your only option

Does anyone get weird visuals if they're super high and close their eyes? I see like "images" form and it's really weird. Wondering if anyone else has the same?

get your habit under control and get a job
i've been smoking a quarter a week for years and working the whole time

Yes. Closed eye visuals are amazing when you're high a fuck and in a hot tub on a star lit night. you're soaring into some atmospheres with extreme violence.

Some weed does give you visuals, I find audio hallucinations more common but then schitzo runs in the family so I might just be smoking myself closer to lunacy

I'm kind of a light weight so I get it pretty frequently. It's weird but also really nice in a strange way

You can do that all the times, but when you are high you are more aware.

That makes sense, because sometimes days after I smoke I can make it happen, but it doesn't "form" in the same way it does when I'm high

I have audio hallucinations too. Loud bangs, screams or voices. But I have to smoke ALOT of weed.

That sounds cool, never had that, but I'm broke as shit so I can never smoke a ton in one sitting

I like to go for a run before I smoke sometimes because I get an awesome high

That sounds great

I would if it wasn't so cold here

Several posts, not gonna read the thread, top answer here is the best answer
I'm like you OP, I like to get ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMED stoned when I smoke. Better quality weed will do it for ya. I smoke 2-4 times a day, depending. The strains I get are usually over 20 percent THC, spendy, but I don't mind paying for quality.

So instead of needing to take 5-7 hits to get stoned, only have to take 3-4. Lasts longer, still get the effect I want. Being able to choose from a selection is nice, (legal state), also they often will have specials where you can get the really great shit at the regular shit price.
>regular shit price is around 50 an eighth
>can get quarters for about 60 when they put the dank shit on sale

So I frequent the store often, or at least check the website. If they put the good shit on sale I'll buy up what I can, otherwise I will just spend the extra money to get the good shit.
>better high
>lasts longer

disclaimer: I really like the super intense body high shit. Not the "cerebral" or "stimulating" high from weed, so I tend to go higher thc.

ROA does make a difference too, bongs will get you fucked. But when you have excellent dope anyway it sorta does matter, just smoke that shit.

> be me high as fuck
> playing online vidya with some bros
> the doorbell rings two times in a row in the middle of a match
> tell them I will bem right back
> open the door
> nothing
> ask if they heard the doorbell
> nothing

not him but your story made me kek. I'd blaze with you and your bros

Freaky

I do usually hear a lot more noises when I'm high, but I'm pretty sure they're real and I'm just paranoid so I pay attention more

Suck it up for like 15 minutes. Get home, smoke a bowl, take a hot shower