Did Patton Oswalt murder his wife?

Did Patton Oswalt murder his wife?

No, but somebody did. She was getting too close to the truth.

Spence

She realized she was married to Patton Oswalt and ate a bag of pills.

Wouldn't you?

probly
next time you see him, yell "wife murderer!" at him and see if he flinces

Or perhaps his wife murdered him and is now wearing him like a suit.

Patton Oswalt's wife is dead?

What truth?

Memes aside how'd she die?

I'd Google it but get a buncha dancing around the subject if it was pills or something.

>died 3 months ago
>still no official cause of death

Very much so.

probably suicide

Who the serial killer was.

She died while watching avgn videos, lol get it

If you wake up one day and realized you have to blow patton oswalt for the rest of your life, pills seem like a pretty good alternative.

His latest comedy special before her death felt strange. He seemed weirdly depressed and cynical, with offhand comments about his home life that didn't come across as jokes.

I know he has dealt with depression his whole life, but it really came across on that last special.

He seems much happier now.

>wife dies
>a few weeks later he's on Twitter attacking an eceleb for not wanting to see Ghostbusters.

Guy must've been really shattered by her death...

hmmmmmm... happier now that his wife is dead. interesting. did he benefit financially from her death?

Did he marry his mother?

His wife didn't listen and believe, she wasn't following the narrative so she had to go.

Everybody does, basically.

>those JUST eyes like he's been crying

Every fucking picture

He has such a boyish face, look like she's his teacher and he's in detention or something.

Does this look like the face of a man who would kill his own wife?

Is Patton the Golden State Killer?

Yes.

Who will Patton Oswalt kill next?

He has probably already killed again.

His daughter? Or maybe Maria Bamford.

hopefully himself