Go to Bar - see this Milf being interested in you - whats your next step user?

Go to Bar - see this Milf being interested in you - whats your next step user?

Slip her a napkin that I wrote "anal queen?" on.

ask the owner why there's a horse in his bar.

Tell her she was way hotter when she was that witch in Hocus Pocus.

politely ask if we could touch dicks in the restroom

Break down crying uncontrollably

I like your style.

>buy her a drink, something dark
>pour in the heroin I'd been saving for later that night for myself
> get her to drink it.
>it's way too much bc no tolerance
>she dies
>rape her lifeless corpse in front of every slack-jawed patron

tell her your dick 's there for the taking but you're not going to do anything tonight

why?

Steer clear of that horse face bitch

"Hibe, I sit down hhere. Mmm you real good. Fuck the Jisisca Parker. Fuckk the Parker."

Because I don't go out drinking any more and if I did, I'd get loaded and embarrassing.

"Why the long face?"

Tell her I'd like to meet her daughter?

>be me
>be at rooftop bar last night
>there with gf and gf friends
>spot a couple of mid 30s milfs
>tits hanging out, short dresses
>speaking russian
>veronica avluv type looks for both (minus 10 years)
>heavy eye contact for next hour or two
>like 15 second stares followed by smile
>never say anything, just go near them whenever i get a round
>hour or two goes by
>last call, finish drinks
>my group leaving
>gf grabs my arm
>milf grabs my other arm out of nowhere and pulls me back
>wtf is going on user
>everyone in my group confused
>sleezy guy in my group realizes wtf is going on and is dying of laughter
>pull away from milf and give her a wink and leave
>hard as diamonds
>gf passes out drunk when we get home and no sex

love my gf but fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation if i were still single. would probably puss out and not leave with them for fear of being drugged and robbed. naturally i watched an hour of milf porn today

...

Do a 360 and walk away.

180 you dumb fuck

Check her for a penis.

meme you newfag

Shoot OP in the face with both barrels of a sawed off shotgun.

Do inventory, no ring on. Wearing pants so no quick feels or flashing. Is that water or Gin & Tonic? If the latter prepare to feed her more. Engage my awesome Alpha personality and start talking her out her clothes and into my motel bed.

underated post

Say hello and see where it leads me

I think you'll find YOU'RE the dumbfuck dumbfuck.

>tell her she has a horse face
>go home
>fap to traps

Ask her politely for the cummies

she looks classy, better upgrade to a hotel.

what is this thing? jabba's sidekick?

"You are covered in blue. I want to wake up tomorrow knowing you blue me."

(Makes direct eye contact, which slight smile)

"Wanna get out of here?"

Women love confidence, they love cheesy confidence more because it makes you seem less hard to get. Direct eye contact confirms that you are serious, smile let's them know you are being playful. Having your dick out while doing all of this let's them know how attractive you find them, based off hardness. Cumming in her face while she looks at your penis prevents STD's a blowjob could pass on. Saying 'that was great' and leaving let's them know it's time for them to feel bad about themselves.

>180 you dumb fuck
being this much of a newfag must be painful

>they love cheesy confidence more because it makes you seem less hard to get

femanon here. you know nothing about womens

Go up to her and say "why the long face?"

this^10

I had was in Bar, no see this Milf.

Is that right? Thanks for informing me. It's a breeze of fresh air hearing your sides of things. You know, maybe we should get together and you can tell me from your perspective what a woman wants - then, when you are done, I will take you home, slap you in the face, and tongue your asshole while squirm helplessly. I'll be gentle, hun. Then, when you are riled up, I'm going to face fuck you until you puke on my cock like a good girl. If you are a bad girl, I may have to spank you.,

-Il give you 10 bucks to see that ugly face sucking my dick you bitch

lel

you have no chance. i'm a lezbot :p

Buy her a carrot

OH THAT WOULD WORK, I DID IT ONCE

Tits or GTFO

winrar

if you said that to me i would be sucking that cock so hard.... ugggghhh just got so horny

here you go, you basement dwelling, neckbearded cunt muscle

HOMEBOY

why has this never happened to me

So you like being licked? I like licking.

I tell you what, meet me halfway - I'll tuck my dick, and you grow your hair out, then we'll fuck.

Shoot her the finger guns and slip her a piece of paper saying "nice try experienced soul sucker" as I trip trying to speed walk out the bar.

guys like you are what turned me into a lezzie

my hair is down to my ass

you're an epic failure

So what you are saying is, I have a chance?

a chance at cleaning my toilets and scrubbing my floors. :)

Hey, that's a weird fetish, but I'm game.

When this kind of thing happen my brain turns off and I do every by instinct, this is how I ended up barebacking some female friends of my mom.

I can't even conceive what I would do in such situation because my brain turns off, but I know it ends almost always with me barebacking the milf and going really deep inside her when I start cum, is really good to this.

if you do a piss poor job, you get a giant black dildo shoved up your ass...no lube.

Well, guess I better make sure I miss a spot.

>Hi there young lady
>You look like you have lots of class hehe
She starts playing with her hair and gets red. Then she responds. Her voice is shaking from excitment
>You look like you have lots of class too heh. Nice suite
I respond
>Yeah my mom bought it
>You look exact like her.. take this as a compliment
She says
>You kind of look like my son
We start to make out and I take her to my bedroom

approach friendly and grab her by the pussy

Ask the bartender for some carrots.

Nice

nothing says class like mother son incest

thats when you try and get your girlfriend involved

turn the other way and go back to doing my crossword puzzle.

>Original underrated pls acknowledge.
Also kys fegit.

>>implying opposite sex behaving badly can turn anyones sexual preferences around

Trying too hard