When Aquaman is handled the way Thor should have been

>When Aquaman is handled the way Thor should have been

Bravo Zack

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>why is he the tank?
he shoulda put pine here
and less captain ameirca on ww

Wait, so not only is he not white anymore... he's a drunken nigger?

let the quips begin...

He drinks like a fish.


GET IT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS???
zack snyder is our god he saved capekino akfasdhaodhar im having a stroke

I think ill take a pass on this piece of shit...

>it ain't CGI
ZACK DID IT AGAIN
BRAVO ZACK
BRAVO MOMO

He's half white, and looks exotic white if anything. Closer to white than hawaiian anyway.

Thor is better than Aquaman will ever be.

Sorry.

woo wee, move them goalposts faster, boy!

Pretty sure Seaworld employees do that shit every day. And he's just standing there!

he was the best part of the trailer.

DC have literally changed opinion on Aquaman and him badass as fuck

fuckin marvel is done

He was a drunk before

Everything Aquaman did was cringe worthy.
So much try harding to seem like a edgy tough guy.

> hey guys I'm not a joke of a character anymore. I'm cool and tough now, see

I always hated Aquaman for being kinda gay. This one looks awesome tho

>marvelcuck denial
kek

What?

When's the last time you got to take off your cuck cage?

is he a gypsie? i thought he was maori

About time there was some ocean kino, thank you based Snyder allowing this

whatever they put on screen wasn't aquaman

truth hurts, doesn't it?

>babby OP's first aquaman has to be cool and tough or else he's gonna be embarrassed to talk about him with his normie friends

yeah but i watched a doc on seaworld and they also don't pander to my Sup Forumseddit sensibility like capeshit does

what is he drinking?

>Aquaman as some rebellious drifter exile instead of a fucking regal king

Nope.

Why not both?

Granny's peach tea

YEP IT'S KINO BOYS

Gee Zach, maybe because the traits are incompatible? Aquaman doesn't need a fucking character arc.

>he wants Aquaman to be high camp like Joel Schumachers Batman and Robin
wew lad

>is called Aquaman
>doesn't drink regular Water

wew

he looks awesome

marvel is fucking finished

Guys, calm down. The face value stuff -- the name and powers -- are all that matters, not the 75 years of un-EXTREME! characterization.

Snyder gets it, why don't you?

But he was a rebellious drifter exile until he embraced his heritage

That's khal drogo you stupid fucking retard. Hes Dothraki.

As a big Aquaman fan I'd be normally pissed about this, but Momoa is so fucking awesome I don't even care.

>meme actor from reddit the show as fishman
Why is dc full blown redditino?

I guess you could say...he drinks like a fish

>some rebellious drifter exile
Come to think about it... Literally every superhero has that origin in the Snyderverse. I mean Superman, Batman, now Aquaman and Wonder Woman too, sort of.

>bland aryan male
>better that exotic bull

I hope Carl Drago finds his footing with this film. It's a shame Conan was such a flop, it had a lot of potential.

Wan's UnderWater Lovecraft horror AquaKino is the only capeshit I'm excited about

Not that everything else is going to be bad. It's just s cool idea and Wan is decent

>he doesn't

The actor will play the same usual bland character he always plays.
Little dialog, grunts, mean face , edgy attitude.

Sure does. Took me about a month to accept that marvel was finished.

Did Momoa even lift for this role? He's looking kinda small

>he was the best part of the trailer.
I agree. I cannot wait for his solo movie

Did they do a good job with his toy?

He's bigger than Afleck

no, that's Ronan from Sateda

They look like a bunch of a single guys trying to pick up girls way too early on a Tuesday night. I like that.

Snyder: "remember guys you are total badasses, let me see how mean and tough you are. We are going to have cgi more tattoos in as well. OK ready, aanndd action!"

Why is Roman Reigns aqua-man? Did Vince approve of this?

Affleck looks weird when he's smiling because of that plastic surgery

can someone shoop the kids face on the rest of them

>slo mo shot of water splashing around him
>IT AINT'T CGI

ok?

>and they still say Affleck is 6'4

Momoa is like 6,&

Are you retarded? He got ripped for the role

>gang signs

Well this used to impress me before I got /fit/

What impresses you now?

BBC

A lot of potential for the bad guys. It was bullshit what they did in that movie.

>helpless girl needs to be protected by Conan
>bad guy and daughter have actual magic powers
>somehow the helpless girl can kill multiple bandits then somehow kill a super powerful magic user in the daughter

It was a shit show.

That's still a nice body if he's natty, as you would know if you actually was /fit/.

Are you implying that you look 1/10 as good as him or that you have horrible body dysmorphia like the rest of the faggots on /fit/?

sweaty man cock

as opposed to sweaty woman cock

why is he so perfect bros

Interestingly enough Jason Momoa doesn't even lift weights to achieve his muscular physique

youtube.com/watch?v=_ogTj2Hg2hA

What happened to the colours Zack?

Where are the colours?

lol

yeah and you look better than him in that picture too i bet

You mean by completely throwing away what the character is and creating something completely new?

Try to describe a character who is both a regal king and a rebellious drifter.

>those terrible contacts
what were they thinking?

Sup Forumsirgins like the tranny dick

/fit/izens are 100% greeco-roman-homosexuals

Imagine if Aquaman and Flash's mother were both named Martha and Batman continues freaking out and having PTSD Everytime they talk about mother's? Shit would be hilarious.

Conan the Barbarian

>implying batman versus superman wasn't the greatest middle finger to critics of our time

That's what he was at first. He and his dad were really close and he took his death hard.

King Arthur

>he hasn't read Hour of the Dragon

But hasn't Snyder basically turned him into Namor?

Sure if you only got into the medium last year

>Change everything about Aquaman
>Make him wear contacts anyway
>Wonder Woman doesn't wear contacts
Literally why?

>Gipsy Aquaman
>Jew skeletal wonder woman
>Whatever the fuck mixture the Flash is
I feel so sorry for Ben and Henry, they don't deserve this

>let's set up a political debate about the moral of being a superhero and then drop all it after 2 hours just to shill future movies and have a loud and annoying final battle against a CGI monster that looks like shit.

he isn't gypsie

he's a pretentious fuck who thinks gypsies are romantic charmers instead of literal human scum

In this movie
batman is a knock off iron man
Wonder Woman is a fake capt America
Flash is a spiderman rip off
Aquaman thinks he's tough as thor and
Cyborg is the token black like falcon
This is the great value version of avengers

SOURCE MATERIAL DOESN'T HAVE TO BE USED YOU REJECTS

I want to see this semen demon.

This, Aquaman didn't even need it, but Wonder Woman with contacts would be a huge improvement. I blame the jews.

Does the black dude have cerebral palsy?

>Marvelcuck conveniently omits the capekino movie that Marvel still hasn't been able to overcome after 8 (EIGHT) years

I became a gender warrior so I hate her now

>sexy outfit
>always wet
>barefoot all the time
>played by Amber Heard

Where are his delts?

>not part of the same universe
>overhyped trash that wasn't nearly as good as Begins but got hype because an actor died
Nice try

>such a badass shot
kek