Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do???

give that bitch my mixtape and send her ass packin

Say hello and invite her to my man cave

>realise taylor swift cannot possibly be in my house
>realise that its either a prank or i went insane
>too much of an autist to not make a fool of myself if its a prank
>the alternative option is even worse
>OhNoImScrewed.jpg

kill her for trespassing

Ask her how it felt to steal kendricks grammy.

>>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
>Wat do???

Ask her to take her clothes off and stand still while I sniffed her all over... and licked her tits...

choke, chop, fridge-store

Pull out dick
And insert penis

beg her to sit on my face and use my mouth as a toilet

Tears well up in my eyes and I drop to my knees
>In all 3 of her deep reverberating voices it says "You have failed me, you know that I do not tolerate failure"
Horror wells up within me, I contemplate running, but I know it to be useless. None have escaped.
>It bellows "You know what must now happen"
The tears are pouring down my face as its ribs extend from it's abdomen forming blade like prehensile appendages. There were no stories of this, probably because no one's ever survived seeing an elder things true nature. In one instant they completely eviscerate and impale me, the blood flows from me at an unnatural rate. As my very soul, my very humanity drains from me I have a shocking revelation. What an honor it is to be slain by such a magnificent beast.

ask her what her name is cuz i prob wouldnt recognize her irl

>walk to the house
>from work
>10h
>open the door
>it's the Taylor fucking Swift
>you're to tired for this bullshit
>slap the bitch out of the house like a nigger from the grocery store, that stealing your watermelons
>sit down the sofa
>alone
>open the beer
>watch the tv

That'll what I do.

this

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I'd be like "Ite pal want some tea." and make her a cup of tea and have a wee chat with her, it'd be class mate.

You filthy fuckin bastard. That's someone's daughter.

srry man

my man

>throw holy water at it
>pull out a cross
>scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU"
>she melts
>I sit down and play some fallout
>mfw

Ask her for money.No shame I am poor she is rich please give me some money :-(

>implying someone could break into my house
Try again, you fucking casual

your average Bernie supporter

ask if i can smell her feet while i jack off

spin 360° walk the fuck out

hell yea, make her a bowl of eggs

huggles

Spaghetti starts forming in my pockets because I'm socially awkward around girls....

Tell her I don't have her money yet and beg her not to have my legs broken.

shoot. call 911. report dead burglar.

pop her implants

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>Wat do???

This.

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Tell that stupid bitch to get out my god damn house before I pummel her goofy ass face in.

I wonder what her asshole tastes like?

Turn 360 degrees and strangle-fuck her.

You would be facing her....

she wont come back here

and she knows why

>turn 360°
>turn another 360°
>keep turning until she leaves

NUT ALL OVER

>go to the garage
>mix bleach and ammonia rag
>return with rag
>knock bitch out
>perform surgery to remove vocal chords
>most likely kill her in process since im not a surgeon
>do the world a favor either way

>and strangle-fuck her.
kek

Hyperkek

you again?! seriously?!
Fine... proceed to violently gag and rape her in every orifice
And don't let me catch you around here again!

Probably like an asshole

I would hug her and say....

I somehow died and went to heaven

Hide the dead body

>pretend she's not there
>hope she leaves on her own

Theres always one

user thinks she's smarter than us

But it's taylor Swift, her asshole must taste like strawberries

always..

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what did you say about that asshole 'heaven' fuckin troll used to follow me around every thread I went to

freak out and confess my love to her
and then offer to massage her feet

i'd fuck her but you can find hotter girls at the supermarket tbh

>pull out my gun and shoot the trannie for breaking an entering

Tell him that trannies arent welcome here and force him out at gunpoint.

Right? What a stupid newfag.

take her to the Olive Garden for dinner.

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Say "Imma let you finish.." then cut her head off.

well, WWJD?

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>no, it can't be!
How did you find me!?

I want to fuck the shit out of Taylor.
And choke her to death slowly.
(Not necessarily in that order.)

She's a high rent sloot hopping from cock to cock writing a song about it as she does. NASTY.

"Get out"

Awww nah you dint.

>walk into house
>wat
>cook her food or something
>let her sleep on the couch if she wants
>kick her out in the morning coz I have shit to do

Hurrrow Tayrah. Have a sandwich.

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Wake up, turn off the alarm clocks, and start my day. That's not my house anyhow.

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Gtfo

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Buy more acid. Talk about a good trip.

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Turn 39 degrees and ask her to leave because a have a fever.

id be scared shitless if someone i dont know would be in my house. id probably take my umbrella (which has a sharp metal tip) and kill her.

>Take a picture
>use picture to start thread on Sup Forums
>use advice given by most trustworthy Sup Forumsastard