ITT: Spooky Greentexts

ITT: Spooky Greentexts

Come on guys, i need this, it's been a really long time since i read something new, so posting old.

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I'm sorry, this is all my dropbox had, i stopped saving stuff a long time ago.

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nice post mate, let me get my magnifying glass

oh i'm sorry for trying, wanna post something yourself?

Bump

This one was really good

Also, bump

>be agnostic me 15 years ago
>fully awake on bed ready to go 2 sleep
>sheet gets tuged HARD from one side of the bed
>wtf.png
>think for a rational explanation...
>no explanation, so start to pray until i fall asleep
Dunno why the fuck i didnt gtfo of there screaming

Ive experienced other unexplainable shit in my life.

More?

this one in my opinion is the best of what i had saved, really spooped me, because i have lots of empathy and imagination.

sounds stupid but sure why not, bump the thread.

ok stupid why?

idk, could've just gotten stuck on a nail or something.
it's not that supernatural.
But i'm fucking spooped here man, it's 3 am and i read that goatman story, for the 3rd time now and i'm still scared.

Just let the OC flow man

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>Go into abandoned house
>theres a story but fuck the story
>I lay down in the bed, looks comfy
>I'm laying there looking at an old pic of a girl on the wall
>yank down my pants, its time to jerk off to dead chicks
>midway through, feel the familiar feel of a mouth on my dick
>its amazing
>I distinctly remember cumming
>I must have fallen asleep
>wake up, pants are back, no cum anywhere, still feel spent, picture is gone
I think about that a lot actually

>could've just gotten stuck on a nail or something
seriously? a nail?? hahah cmon man

how is a fuckin nail going to give a hard tpull to ur sheets?

k, let me greentext another one...

>too much lsd


Fuck me i can't read any greentexts, too spooped.

>Got a blowjob from a ghost

Kek, you are a legend

we need more ghost sex stories.

Holy fuck

Not going to go into detail, but keep in mind its IMPOSSIBLE to get into this house from the back patio:

>be me like 4 years ago
>watching TV on 2nd floor at 2:30am
>all of a sudden, a LOUD noise coming from the patio
>like someone or something REALLY heavy dropping from a high altitude
>Proceed to mute TV and again, think of a rational explanation
>since theres is no explanation, conclude its a burglar who fell HARD on the ground trying to get in (even tho i know its impossible to do so)
>continue to listen while i think what to do next
>would expect moaning, some footsteps, movement
>NOTHING.aiff
>would had heard anything since there was complete silence...
>Also, patio is full of plants and leaves which makes it harder to move without making noise
>Grab some object to defend myself against intruder
>Go down to 1st floor
>Find no one/nothing out of place

First you had my curosity, now you have my attention

have you considered paranoia?

ty user, one more, hold on...

im not that type of person.
Im very rational, down to earth.

Dont believe in ghosts, witches, or bullshit.
No anxierty or fear of the dark, so No

there's balance in everything, i have come to learn this.
I too am "rational and calm" but i'm starting to think i have aspergers, have to check it out sometime.

>me and friend camping in the middle of nowhere near the pacific ocean
>no roads, electricity, nothing
>dense jungle where only a few very poor fishermen live
>rent a basic wooden structure which is over the jungle
>pitch our tent up there
>sun is fallin down, we decide to walk thru the small rural area
>find cemetry, go and read some names on tombs
>all of them are weird, funny, bad spelled names bcause poor, uneducated people
>gigle all tipsy without thinking much about it...
>later at night at tent
>heavy tropical rain
>we both start hearing something moving very very fast from the gravel road that leads to the structure were on
>only thing we can think of are animals... dogs, chickens?
>BUT we can hear the "thing" move faster than any animal or person
>moving below us, thru the Dense jungle, zig-zaging between/around the wooden poles that support the floor we're on, then goes back to the gravel road
>back and forth at abnormal speeds
>we both are scared af bcause
>note my friend isnt either an easy to spook person
>goes on for like an hour or so, we just there petrified listening
>it stops
>we go to bed
>few minutes later my friend is asleep, im not
>listen the thing one more time, this time it just bolts from the road, down below to where we are
>user!! did u hear that??
>no answer
>next thing i hear is like a nail scratching exactly right below where i was lying down.
As if it knew where my head/ear was.
>stand the fuck up and wake up my friend
>he has no idea what happned, goes back to sleep
>i dont sleep n the rest of the night
we still dont know wtf happened that day

agnostic. first sign of danger, imaginary or not, begin praying. kek.

can someone post the ghost rape story

here it is

yeah i was so scared i had no idea what else to do

was raised in a catholic family, so...
resort to that because why not?

Another one bed related that happened more than once years ago:

>be in a semi-awaken state, after sleeping
>feel bed shaking/vibrating
>think its cause im all sleepy or something
>maybe sleep paralisis, earthquake, or some crap
>shit happenes twice or 3 times more n different, non consecutive nights
>one night it vas very very obvious, bed was shaking almost violently
>jump off of it, put one hand on the floor and the other on bed
>confirm its actually rocking
>bed only, nothing else
>say out loud STOP NOW!!!
>it stops slowly....
>same continued to happen, it always stopped after i did the same thing
this is one of the most unexplainable shits so far.

Created a thread on /x/ and found out theres a lot of people who experienced this.

yep paranoia

what r u even talking about

10/10 spooks

vamp