Prove you're not an Amerifat in 5 words or less

Prove you're not an Amerifat in 5 words or less.

free health care

i can run

Im from the good europe

i think by myself

I'm not American

i am a real american...

check these ok

I have free healthcare

Donald trump is my president

I can see my dick

I eat healthy

but I am a amerifat

but i am tho

美国是不好

I like exercise

What's a sloppy joe?

SJWs piss me off.

I don't know any english

I love to dance poo

porco dio vaffanculo ciao diomerda

I listen to David Bowie and always bike 2 miles every day.

I don't think that proves anything

I pronounce aluminum "alumin-eeum" even though there's only one i in it.

Mom! More Hotpockets!

i weigh 120 pounds

9/11 was america's fault

5'0 weight 170 pounds

i dont get war boners

i'm vegan

i dont fear schoolshooters everyday

i have an iq above 70

and mine is above 100

5 words, american nigger, 5 words only

#refugeeswelcome

5 words americunts, 5 WORDS!

I rarely eat fast food.

I eat ass.

aboot dat maple syrup lyfe

Cyka blyt

I do cardio daily, bitch.

Okay mate

i am american. whyyousomad?

i hardly get on Sup Forums

i drive a Renault

im in the canadian army

I am a faggot

I'm disturbingly obsessed with Americans.

I don't want to die.

I come from Venezuela, Amigo

i am a disabled schizophrenic welfare receiving drug fiending fat fuck. but im canadian living in america

I'm not very good at counting

I eat Tim Horton's (do)nuts

vegemite is delicious

1+1=2

My health care's free.

I think about America constantly.