How To Fix the NFL

Here's how you fix the National Football League:

1. The faggot seen in pic related is to be removed from office and tarred and feather during halftime of the Sunday Night broadcast
2. No more than 3 commercial advertisements may be aired during a commercial timeout
3. There is to be no commercial timeout between kickoff and the start of the ensuing drive
4. Roughing the passer and unnecessary roughness penalties are only to be called on obviously blatant offenses, no more pussy shit
5. Thursday night games are to be eliminated excepting Thanksgiving
6. All games must be broadcast on network television. No game may be exclusively broadcast on a cable channel
7. All players, before being allowed to play, must sign waivers saying they understand the risks associated with concussions
8. The Super Bowl halftime show is to be played by a rock and roll heavy metal band. Pop princesses and Hawaiian oompa loompa Elvises can go fuck themselves
9. Any player disrespecting the flag or the anthem will be suspended and fined
10. Any player convicted of domestic violence will be locked in a cage and given an opportunity to "domestically abuse" Ronnie Lott, Dick Butkus, Jack Lambert and Richard Dent. Once the player is released from the hospital (assuming they survive) they will be allowed to resume football activities.

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>super bowl halftime show, featuring Sabaton
Seriously I have no problem with pop music but mix it up once in a while. Red hot chili peppers was great but let's get some people who can really get the adrenaline flowing.

Honestly they just need to focus more on individual stars like the NBA and no one wants to watch teams like the donkeys or seahawks play ugly ass games 20 times a year so make rules that favor offense more than defense.

>Any player disrespecting the flag or the anthem will be suspended and fined

lol

>The Super Bowl halftime show is to be played by a heavy metal band
>Pop princesses can go fuck themselves

Commercials are the best part, fuck you

>pop princess detected

Your (((music))) sucks donkey balls.

1. Introduce round robin with everybody playing against each other twice and no playoffs
2. Three points for win and one point for draw. The champion is who gets most points in 62 matches
3. Introduce an open cup who runs parallely to league

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>tfw the internet caught on to my extremely jewish conspiracy to corrupt the youth through (((katy perry)))

>forgetting the most important parts:
>adopting promotion and relegation
>taking away pads, downs, and the forwards pass

YGSIU

QUAD 4's OF TRUTH

KEK HAS SPOKEN.

Introduce a D league for the offseason. 8 teams, 30 players each.

The players are drafted much like the military drafy, with all able bodied men under 50 eligible.

Each player makes $10k per week. Eight week season with three playoff weeks. Everyone on the championship winning team gets a $50k bonus.

My only problem with the NFL is them FIXING some games. But that's an issue with all professional sports.

Which shit team do you root for, you personification of buttblastedness?

1) no more Thursday Night football
2) no more Sunday Night football
3) no more stupid penalties for celebrating and taunting.


That's a start. It will help.

Brother Lynch Hung halftime show

we also need a 35 second play clock, for a season, just to get used to the ensuing 30 second play clock for a season until we get back to a legitimate 25 second play clock. From there we may continue to decrease the play clock as needed until we have a game resembling "football" again

other than this season, snf always had the best games

we already have rugby

The last two are idiotic. I agree with the rest

The last two are idiotic. I agree with the rest

9 and 10 weren't even funny. Saying seomthing about not letting the QB run the ball more than 7 times would've been more subtle, but now your bait is out in the open for everyone to see.

>commentators aren't allowed to say more than two sponsors names per drive, no matter how long or short the drive is.
>sticky gloves banned

Allow unrestricted TD celebrations.

If certain players are offended by that, they can always quit and forfeit the millions of dollars they get paid to play a childrens game.

Time going up and with no interruptions (automatically implying in stoppage time using)

>Thursday night games are to be eliminated excepting Thanksgiving
Opening week TNF with last year's champions can stay too IMO, just make sure neither team has a preseason game in week 4.

rock and roll is dead, faggot

deal with based Bruno

Two words, Multi. Egg.

>rock and roll is dead
Airbourne just dropped a new album fagwad. GNR just went on a wildly successful fuckhuge stadium tour.

if you think rock and metal are even remotely close to what it was in the 80s and 90s youre retarded

We have amateur rugby.

With NFL backing, USA rugby could seriously challenge for World Titles senpai.

It's ironic. Musically the genre today is much better than it was in the 90s because people actually care about their craft now. Pop nowadays is complete unlistenable shit, country is just pop that patronizes rednecks, don't even get me started on nigger hop. Nobody nowadays even knows how to play an instrument.

Mainstream music such as pop, country and hip hop are dead despite their broader audience...Rock and roll thrives.

the games shouldn't go for as long as they do
4 hours to play 1 hour of football

No player would be able to survive playing year-round, which would defeat the purpose of having a d league

>remove helmets, remove gloves, keep shoulder pads and knee pads
>if a linebacker kills fewer than 3 players in one season he is relegated to the practice squad
>no more commercials, show the cheerleaders while the play clock is counting down
>allow punches above the belt
>remove gatorade, bring in kegs of guinness extra stout and cartons of unfiltered lucky strikes
>at least 30 players on each team has to be white
>if a black player complains to a referee about a call then he must play without a jock strap for the remainder of the season
>if any player spikes the ball after scoring a touchdown they are fined $20,000 for lack of originality and damaging NFL equipment
>black players are not allowed to date white women
>black players are not allowed to grow dreads
>any player with hair longer than his shoulders has to play without a jock strap for the remainder of the season even if he cuts it
>no more corporate superb owl halftime show, college bands will compete for the honor and fans will vote on the best one
>no more prob owl
>starters have to play the entire first half of preseason games
>ban the patriots
>ban canadians from entering stadiums
>ban mexicans from entering levi stadium
>move the chargers to las vegas
>ban women who weigh over 200 pounds from entering stadiums
>no more england games
>start a team in toronto but don't allow canadians to enter the stadium
>f-15 flyovers before every game
>any player who kneels for the anthem has to play right tackle for the remainder of the season
>if a right tackle kneels then he has to play punter
>ban canadians from entering the stadiums

>muh REAL music
Sup Forumstant reporting to say get off your fucking high horse and broaden your shit GnR taste.

MBV would be a good half time show t b h tho.

Pass Interference is no longer spot of the foul but a hard yardage penalty

Holding penalties no longer apply to lineman

All quarters are commercial free with two minute commercial breaks between quarters

All penalties MUST be reviewed unless they're blatant

Referees will be filled with full time personnel, not part time.

Eliminate Thursday Night Football. Replace it with an early morning Sunday game as they do with London

No more London/Mexico/Canada games. NFL will never be popular outside the US so stop bothering.

If a team is on 4th down in the redzone, THEY MUST GO FOR IT. No field goal tries, no punts.

No, asswagon, we're talking drafting absolute randoms. Every single non-disabled of-age male in the United States is eligible to be drafted at random into a team. 45 years old,fat, balding factory worker? He's your new defensive tackle.

>Pass Interference is no longer spot of the foul but a hard yardage penalty
That a really good idea.
>wait till Reciever is more than 35 yards away from the LoS
>grab him and throw him if the ball comes anywhere near him
>become best cornerback

>Boston rules
fuck off Mick