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Dubs decides what happens to the loser

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Left wins, right should swallow piss

Left nigga

seconded

>playing CAH alone on saturday night
but yeah, left wins. right should guzzle cum.

here's a haiku for you:

cards against humanity
is really fucking stupid
and op is a faggot

left suck right's dick

neither of those are haiku's. the black card might as well say "make a story with 3 cards". that's fucking shit.

yeah, i fucking hate this card. everyone sits there sounding out syllables and counting on their hands until they give up and play bullshit like op posted

Read the rules faggot, there is a stipulation that it doesn't have to be a true haiku. Only after the style, it only requires three cards

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i...i think that's the point he's trying to make, senpai. why call it a haiku when you can play cards with any amount of syllables

Left wins, right should take a thumbtack to the nuts.

Left wins, right should put a water bottle up his butt.

Right needs to guzzle spoiled milk.

Right is requesting more originality in penalty

Right should cross dress badly in public.

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We have a winner~ which was is it gonna be?

We had most votes for left.
>which was is
Check yourself b4 you wreck yourself fam
Checked and got his shit wrecked. No promises that OP will deliver. But maybe

nigga do you even know what a haiku is

No because niggas got no education

Write a haiku for how OP won't deliver.

Dressed in women's clothes
Fabulous from head to toe
Forgot to take pics

Disappointed in lack of coat hanger abortions.

op is a fag
dubs, trips, and quads mean nothing
please get off Sup Forums

Had played that card a couple rounds before, card czar almost died

Did he have flashbacks to him almost getting aborted?

Quick question for people who own many of the expansions. Once you have that many cards, what is the best way to lay them out for a game?

Flashback to the miscarriages that came before me more like
We just played with base game, so we is no help

>Hey we have Cards Against Humanity wanna play bro?
>Sure
>They only have the original box
Holy fuck boring. At least get a few expansions or knock off ones (Crabs Adjust Humidity) and change it up some

put the cards in a stack intended to be read from the bottom card to the top card

On a bed with a lady... granted who needs the cards then?

Military versions aren't bad

I have the bigger blacker box, all expansions, and a knock off one. I only pull out half the white cards at a time. There is no point so have 15 different piles scattered across the table just for one retard to spill a drink on everything

>get a few expansions
Would be happy to
hit me up with that free cash.
College kids are broke

OP can make money working the streets in the promised drag.

They're $15 a box. Get a better paying job or work an extra hour

fuck off you faggot
I am going to school for free
just have to study

Ah, parents money.

>I am going to school for free
>still broke
how.mkv

Not a haiku. Fuck off pussy faggot

The second line is 8 syllables. Seems you need to study more.

Life's not for everyone I guess
Time to drown my sorrows in bleach
I should just give this a rest
too bad I'm short- it's out of reach

Better haiku than the picture but still wrong and pure shit. Fag.

Drink the fucking bleach
Make all of our days pussy fag
Op won't dress in drag

-a real haiku writer

what rule, you fucking queer ass bitch? The card does not state "make a haiku but ignore everything that makes a haiku a haiku because we're going to ignore the syllable-format that makes a haiku a haiku, thus rendering calling it a haiku pointless"

Haikus are gay.

>5-8-6
>professional haiku writer

Are you retarded?
That is not a real haiku
You are a failure

see or if you're too lazy s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_Rules.pdf

Who isn't lazy?

Where is drag OP?

Not prime public hours. gotta make this count

We need instant gratification.

You cannot into syllable I see

Calm the fuck down Yoda.

OP should have showing anal beads, give him a real punishment.