STOP! Do you know how fast you were scrolling?

STOP! Do you know how fast you were scrolling?

You have two ways out of this ticket:

1. Dubs
2. Say something that would make him laugh

Excuse me officer, if you lift up that tinted visor, you will see that I am in fact not a nigger

roll

Check em

sorry for driving so fast, I'm actually on the way to the hospital for a surgery to have all the lead removed from my foot

check em

I'll let you taze me if you let me off with a warning

Wow that's a gud'n

verify these doubles

double winrar

How about you eat my gentlemen sausage?

you wouldnt give a ticket to a black guy would you?

Will this picture do, Officer?

Fuck niggers

lolol

Excuse me, I think you'll see I have a permit, officer.

I'd ask him what is favorite movie is. If you ask a cop they have to tell you. Otherwise it's entrapment, staring Sean Connery and Katherine zeta jones

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Try better next time, newfag.

prepare for trouble, and make it double!

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I'll take my dubs

Do I look high?

Fuck you sir I got my dubs right here...

Check em

>be me
>driving home from bar, 1:30 am
>45 in a 30
>redandbluelights.avi
>shit
>pull over
>Young guy walks up
>"Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?"
>Starts to do FST
>do abc's backward, manage to stumble through
>"Can you step out of the car for a minute, please?"
>get out
>am 6'1"
>dwarfed by this guy, easily 6'6"
>look up, make eye contact
>blearily and bemusedly state "You're really tall"
>guy fights to keep from laughing, goes back toward cruiser
>does officer stuff in car
>lets me go with a warning
>mfw

can i lick the nigger blood off your nightstick and boots?

If i jumped off a 100m cliff onto rocks would it hurt?

I'll have a big mac, large fry, and a medium mountain dew.

MR.SATAN HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GOD, TRY BE OFFIMISS

SORRY OFFIMISS, I MEANT TO SAY TRY ME

GET REKT BY THE WORLD CHAMP

What does trips get him?

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Its... ITS TRIPS

roll

Check these singles.

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>Filename
I wouldn't wanna fuck with you.

We are number over nine thousand

Check em

I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda.

Nope...

I am number 1

feck off offiser

SURE THING!

Holy fuck, he's actually number 1.
>Singles=1 number
>1 at the end.
Rip indeed.

im not funny so plz dubs

i'm fucking your wife!

Are you going for the Robocop look? Because you totally look like Robocop.

duds hahaha

I don't get it...There's something internally telling me that I should get it, but I'm stumped

traps aren't gay mr officer

A man is in great pain recovering from surgery. He's laying, sore in his hospital bed with oxygen mask and everything.
A young nurse comes in and informed the man he is to receive a sponge bath.
She goes to work and after a little while the man asks "excuse me, nurse. Are my testicles black?"
The nurse, embarrassed, replies "sir, please, this sponge bath is just of your torso."
Again the man asks "please, are my testicles black? Please check for me."
The nurse, embarrassed, but concerned the man's elevated heart rate could impair his healing ability obliges and lifts his hospital gown and holds his testicles in one hand, and his peenus in the other. She examines them and tells the man "no sir, they seem to be fine. - There's nothing wrong with them"
Slowly the man removes his oxygen mask and says, slowly, "thank you, that was very nice ;) Now listen closely: are. My. Test. Results. Back?"

If you didn't think it was funny you can check my doubles.

lol

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Cop: Alright, step out of the car. Blood, breath or urine?
Me: No thanks, I'm full.

if i have no dubs, maybe i can present my ass to you to fuck with your nightstick??

fuck off, pig