Why are you even here?

why are you even here?

I have no life.

Because without spending my time here I would have no excuse anymore not to think about how and where to kill myself

fun things happen here

I second this

Cause I can't leave. No-one can leave.

this, also porn

just to suffer

sad fucklesteins, don't you know life is a gift, and you gotta get busy livin' or get busy dying?

I come here looking for animal porn whilst hypocritically trying to find non-porn threads on Sup Forums since those are the most fun

I'm at work
[spoiler]help me [/spoiler]

because i am lonely and dont have any friends.

i get to talk to people here.

Why not

I will shitpost until I die.

this

I'm lonely. You guys are all I've got. It makes me happy here.

I'm babysitting a sick kid and I'm afraid he'll die or puke all over my bed if I go to sleep. This cesspool distracts me from the fact that I'm tired.

Looking for humor

>said the person on Sup Forums

because sleep is for the weak

FAIL

>sad fucklesteins
>is a sad fucklestein