Adults always do the right thing

>adults always do the right thing
>lifting weights will get you laid
>people will like you for who you are

>cum is vitamin cream.

Stairs.

wait... IT ISN'T?!

>i'm special/unique/important and my existence has meaning

...OP isn't always a fag

90 posters are roody-poo newfags though

on car rides/road trips
>"no talking until you see a giraffe"
>complete silence for at least an hour

>Jesus gives my life meaning
>this world makes sense to me
>dinosaurs didn't exist because they weren't in the Bible
>masturbation is wrong
>my life has meaning and purpose and I belong and have a reason to live
>if you say the same word too much, you'll only be able to say that word for the rest of your life

>you can get addicted to weed
>it's normal for dad to sleep in your bed sometimes

Non-whites are equal to whites...

Fell for that shit for years...

>You are retarded and don't have a place in the world.
>You never find a girl in your life.
>You never get a job.

Now years later I have a master degree in computer science, a loving wife and 11 year work experience and earn more than any adult I knew growing up.

But deep down I know am slightly retarded, but I don't mind. Still living way beyond what was expected of me as a child.

You're not retarded. Your talents just lie elsewhere.

>the ice cream truck only plays the music when they're out of ice cream

>always get past the street quick, because cars never see the little children

Ty man.

You're also a piece of shit liar

Bait Threads

>if my pee mixed with someone else's pee, some weird chemical reaction would happen and fill the room with smoke and i die

That there was actually a man living on the moon.

>"We love you, user."

>"We will never do anything to hurt you, son."

>a lot of the tv/movie stars were actually twins, because i could see them on two different cable channels at the same time

I was a valued customer when I was on hold.

did he have a coat made of good roast beef?

>that children could consent to sex

>>people will like you for who you are
they do though. you must be a shitty person to be around.

>racism is wrong
>Hitler was evil
>conservatives are stupid
>women and men are equal
>Drugs are bad
>pedophiles are evil

there are many others I used to believe that A LOT of people probably still believe to this day.

My parents were Catholics and they told me that when I tell a lie, it burns Jesus as if by fire. If they thought I was lying they'd say, "Are you lying, user? You know it burns Jesus if you do!"

I didn't know who this Jesus guy was, but with the amount I lied, I was terrified that he was going to hunt me down and show up one day demanding to know where the son of a bitch was who kept burning him.

What if people naturally have a shitty personality through the means of how they we're raised so they act and try to be like someone else.

Like the saying goes, fake it till you make it?

>you can do anything you set your mind to
>life is beautiful
>be yourself

>we don't tolerate bullying (school). Biggest lie ever.

>pic unrelated

Same fag... you're parents seem cool

>they do though. you must be a shitty person to be around.
People like you for what you have to offer them, but unless you are a child, or a teenager, there's very little people can give you, if you are not sexually interested in them. I don't want to sound like "that guy" but that's just a fact, adults, with jobs and goals, rarely have much time to waste with friends, or with other people.

It was obvious samefag. Sorry though, I'm being an edgy cunt. Been drinking tonight.

But what did happen to consent when me and my sister agreed to have intercourse when we where underaged?

No adults involved.

> god watches you

You're existence had what meaning you give it, faggot

Sorry to inform you, but I did not lie in my post.
All people don't have to be as you sad face.

Suicide is Bad mkay

They should have lit your bottom on fire.

:'(

(!!)

Kek

>Black cock is no good
It is good. I was lied to from a young age

My goldfish had a kid