What sports are they good at?

What sports are they good at?

>Spider Bash
>Drinking
>Swimming about the place
>Surfing
>Jump Skiing
>AFL
>RUGBEE
>Biking
>Gunning
>Drive Car
>Snorkeling
>Cigs
>How many of the most poisonous snakes in the world we have
>Divegrass to a certain level
>Netball (just one for the ladies)
>Crickey!t

Shitposting.

Did they ever defeat their division rivals The Ottomans?

The franchise folded and when it moved, It didn't join the World Bowl II

Whistle-blowing.

They choked at Galipoli

Australian rules football.

>May
>Johnson
>Truss
>Greening

and in the red corner...

>FUCKING CORBYN

Running away of emus

sports they invent
extreme sports that them and the other pro-hippie nations invent (i know, flags, we are a hippie nation)

>not inventing sports so you can dominate them and then laugh at other inferior countries when they try them
when will leafs ever learn?

...

>spider catch and grab
>100 yard thong dash
> weekly fuck I forgot it was bin day dash to the curb
> shoeys
>goon of fortune
> KFC classic catches

>countries are inferior for being bad at shit sports created by convicts
Okay pal

>being bad at something doesn't make them inferior even though they are categorically worse then us at said thing
leafs everybody

>goon of fortune
my fucking liver

Boat people kicking out, pretty jealous desu

Kangaroo fucking

cricket, rugby

Rice cooking.

Good surfers, top Anglo bros. Always stoked to run into the Aussies in Mex/Centro.

Is Boomerang Chucking a sport?
That's all I know about their worthless inbred country.

Stoner plank in water is not a sport

Shut the fuck up you fat ball of blubber. Go find some whining divers tripping over blades of grass, or fat men in tights who couldn't swim across a jacuzzi without an oxygen tank.

napping

man. My Grandma went fucking off about this. We were meant to go to her house to make packet mix cake. She just kept on swearing about this woman and how she didn't show the aussie spirit at all. She was fucking fuming. My mum got really upset about it. I just remember me and my sister sitting out the back in the kitchen with bowls mixing cake batter in silence. I don't remember much of my childhood, but I do remember that. pretty good cake too.

Chocky mud?

grandma?

yeah m8, ama

bb-but... you're dead

Rugby league

England would be drastically better though if more than 2 towns in the north west cared about it

your not tricking me m8.

nah legit. quite a few years back now. Your memory was always terrible though.

Is retardation a sport?

>chopstick snatch
>reef paddlin
>roo tossin
>100m indoor outbacks
>croc tugging
>stingray pokin