WHY DOES THIS SHITHEAD GETS BEST GIRL

WHY DOES THIS SHITHEAD GETS BEST GIRL
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW

I thought this was the girl

i have no idea what show that is

fuckin faggot

Don't worry. My boy Lucas will surely sweep in and cuck Mike out of Eleven's v-card.

Are they lesbian?

sweden pls

because he believed in the heart of the cards

He didn't get the girl. She disappeared into the Upside Down

Now you totally don't stand a chance with a 10 year old bald girl.

This is the best show to come on in a good long while.

While I can't disagree with this, I can also say it doesn't mean much.

It seems every medium is in a steep quality nosedive.

I haven't seen anything close in quality this decade at least

Mike was cute faget

Watch till the end then you'll be happy.

Who /TeamSteve/ here?

I was hoping they would have had a orgy scene where the boys run a train on 11 to boost her powers.

Or at least some BBC action while the other boys watch.

I was very disappointed this never happened

FUCK YOU

I love how the monster is a Langolier with a body.

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>I love how _____

Is the the most obnoxious piece of syntax in current use?

It literally just means "I want everyone to know I have this opinion".

I'd bully you IRL, just so you know.

Honeslty just a Langolier would have been better

I want to make out with Michael he's hot.

Steve's 80s hair is so dreamy

Does anyone else think this guy looks legit Down's Syndrome?

Doubtful, I bench 300 and regularly run triathlons, I could beat you up with my arms tied behind my back and only my hefty dick swinging free like a big fleshy ball-and-chain

what show?

Stranger Things

But user... he IS best girl

Lucas will get Mike's mother and sister on season 2, it's confirmed.

Chad always win.

who wants to /hoponhopper/ here

no homo

Mike is my sonfu

Go home Stephen King.

Came here to post this.

He's just british

When Brenner said that the monster got 6 people already,i count:

2 deerhunters
Barb
Will
that scientist in the yellow hazmat suit who went through the portal
but who was sixth?

>my boy Lucas

congrats on having literally the worst taste.

based Dustin shouldve gotten a kiss atleast

Dustin looks like he's claymation

If your talking about new shows, than yeah it's pretty good

But this is definitely a stretch, it could be top 10, but we need to wait a few months for the new show hype around it to die down before it gets its official ranking

Agreed

>Being the 3rd wheel on the hug

so he gets the girl... stranger things... have happened

he fucking RAPED her and got away with it

the 80s were disgusting

the scientist at the very beginning, homie. in the elevator

So how did the monster exist before El made contact with it?

top kek

Upside Down is an alternate timeline where the creature(s) appeared and took over the world/that area
The creature's dimension hopping as well as psychic abilities (undoing the lock on Will's door) probably made it a huge signal to anyone with psychic abilities.
El made contact with it and it then knew of the specific existence of the show's real world and jumped there.

>inb4 the Upside Down is the inevitable future of the real world and the show just ends up being a loop of itself

That sounds like headcanon bullshit

First line could be, but don't forget that Mr Clarke mentioned Carl Sagan's multiverse theory, and explained that there is an infinite amount of different universes (one being where Will didn't "die"). I doubt they would put those lines in if they didn't have any importance.
So the idea that the Upside Down is an alternate timeline isn't too farfetched. I'm willing to bet that if this show goes into seasons 4-5 (maybe 3) that dimension hopping is going to take a big part of it.

>multiverse
They're going to do an American Horror Story and use the same actors for completely different roles next season, aren't they?

nah, they already said it's going to be like a direct sequel