Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>by 7th grade I had no value in human life and was full blown raciest.
Cont
>by 8th grade I was figured out
>Had to get a counselor out of school.
>Every fucking week
>That went on until I was 17 (18 year old fag here)
>Fast forward to high school
>Was though to be suicidal (I kinda was) by some of my peers
>Thrown into a fucking mental hospital for 3 weeks.
>It was gonna be for an entire month but was released due to "Him being just fine" In truth that is bullshit
>I fucking hated it there
>Was an asshole towards everyone
>Told I could not have phone on me
>Lied, kept phone with me for a week.
>they find me on it one day
>user why do you still have you're phone?
>Because you believed me
>They took it
>I went apeshit after that.
>Locked down a PC with Heriens boot CD I found laying around.
>Only I knew the pass
>Lot of other shit but i don't feel like explaining it all
>FF to softmore year. Have a decent group of friends starting to become less raciest in public and smarter.
>find out what Sup Forums is
>Sup Forums and Sup Forums reach out to me
>Suck me in
>Take my soul
>spit it out
>And replace it with kek
You can figure out what happens after that
Cont?
Tanya Claimed.
Waifu claiming thread? Really? I don't even know where the fuck to begin. Like, Wow, Seriously? I'm not judging you or anything but do you have serious mental disability and no social life?
How fucking pathetic is that?
This is who i am talking about
t.mado
claiming Tohru
HAHAHA
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(Louise-chan)
I'm worried about you. You're working at a dangerous hour.
It's a laptop, not a laptop one uses to watch anime or YouTube videos, or gaming, it's more for programming. But I'm going to use it for hacking.
...
That's pretty cute. Huh. Well be careful with that.
I'm so sick of you niggers who post anime pictures.
Why don't you faggots watch normal shows with real people and not weird looking long haired animated boys and girls that make giggling and moaning noise all the time? its so fucking gay.
I think I am going to have to make a vampiric dragon the Big Bad of my current vampire-themed campaign
But the Man Behind The Man will be a human vampire patriarch
Its gonna be okay, I got my own car so I'm out right after my shift and filling up my gas tank
Heres a censored pic, im on the left obviously.
Are you okay now?
Rwby isn't anime buddy
(X)
Why are you in a thread with us sick fucks?
Isn't there a normal thread with real people in it somewhere? :^)
I can't get caught, don't worry. It's community wifi
rude
do you have a gun?
socal is dangerous
Wha?
As usual
Yeah i suppose. Won't claim to not be bored, but at least i'm relaxed now.
ok
That looks accurate but not a lot went into it it seems. Could be wrong. You never know. Don't want to see you go to prison or something.I said she is wearing rags
But you wont solve trade routes being closed with explosions, napalm or barrel golems. Thats our 3 plans.
>magic mouths on them all
>repeating 'dont be a bigot, suck on my spigot!'
>empties napalm over big bad from crotch mounted spigot
>lights dick on fire
>everything burns
i've been to prison it's not so bad
I find it funny how big the censor box on the right is, makes it look like she's got an enormous head.
Sure don't
It'll be fine, it is very unlikely I will be crimed at!
I
I am unsure if I would hate or love players like you
Do not insult toobie's fashion!
That was the point. It was very easy.
I'm not talented ^^
She does have a huge head, but it was just an accident to make it like that.
Refer toDepends on your version of ok.
>Tanya
why would it be unlikely? if i saw a little girl with dark blonde hair all alone at night i would be all over that
are you mentally stable enough to blend into society?
I couldn't talk to you then. But it's a bit slutty don't you think? That works. Well do Mado?
As long as nobody who knows spills the beans I can for the most part.
yeah you're right, i think they'll drop a dime on people who are hackers
Oh we killed a thought devourer by dropping a cathedral roof on it in a different campaign. But in the social one we've committed 2 murders against people who deserved it, burnt down a tavern to cover our tracks, converted the big bads forgotten vault into our own fortress, kidnapped the captain of the guard by knocking her out, getting her into our vault and having the ninja impersonate her and storm out the front acting all belligerent, I bit the middle finger off a gnomes corpse to send to the big bad and basically caused him to panic. While remaining squeaky clean ourselves.
But i want to put in a little more effort this time.
Yeah so none of that ok?
nice ears
we could be really good fwiends~ im not racist though
>Tfw no DnD for another week because CUNTS CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP A FUCKING SCHEDULE
Well what characters do you like?
it's only a dime though! i could do that standing on my head
I don't think it's slutty! It's great fashion!
She's not wearing underwear,it's actually a leotard. So that plus the dress makes it a lot like what ballerinas wear
Hallow is gay
Good question my dude.
Yeah figure that out first at least I don't want to wait that long to talk though. Uh ok.
Just for you.
ok i won't do it, but i will learn how to do it though, but i won't hack anyone...
So hey guys what's up
He has not fallen yet....
Everyone who goes on /waifu/ are technically friends if you ask me. We are like a wolfpack.
Besides Ik people who are not racest and most of them are pretty chill.
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But who is the Alpha male?
where are you from?
Mash don't hack things, it's gonna be my job to keep them secure
oh i can't watch youtube videos on my old phone, gomen!
How special am I? Ok that's fine I think
>iron cross
I like your waifu
Austria
...Well now I am a little worried
But its okay
I'll get in my car
Get my gas
And leave
I definitely want players like you
Mine are unimaginitive as all hell
We're playing on Monday you dingus
Wolfpack, song by Sabaton.
Haxor waifu?
Do you want my botnet?
long live the soviet union though.
enough
going to bed nini friendpals
>austria
Ayy, I'm flying out there this Summer
Ah, that's great! Where are you gonna go? And does that mean you know german?
Nah just a scientist
German soldier waifu?
i won't hack things~
it may be a useful still in the future~
Are you going to visit Chara?
Listen, if someone bumps your car from behind in the middle of the night DON"T come out to check the damage.
Just keep going and get the plate number, okay?
If you come out the car he'll smack your head with a tire iron, and rape and kill you. That's what I would do at least.
i miss music ;~;
do you listen to a lot of music? does it stable your mind?
hmm not yet~
Shush, I meant this campaign.
:^)
>Where are you gonna go?
Into Charas bed. :^)
Ya can you not hack shit? I'm going into cyber security. And it's going very well, 2 certs at 18 years old.
Holdup, gonna have to stop you right there with that heresy.
The fatherland will rise someday.
...
Night. It may be. Good to fill your time too
But if I don't hack stuff you'll be out of a job.
Think about that.
iwishyouwouldfillmyassalready
Who knows, maybe one day
Hmm true please hack stuff
wew lad
Always am listening to something while on Sup Forums, or just on the internet in general. And I guess you could say that yeah.
Major Tanya von Degurechaff from Youjo Senki. It's a newer show I really recommend it if you like WW1 history combined with what strikes witches is just with no lewd bullshit.
Just don't go after any satiate stations go after the gov or something idk.
I didn't quite hear you right.
Remember Chara belongs to Louise!
I'm going to hack
THE WORLD
The world
ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ
Vienna, actually!
No, I'd love to learn, but..I shouldn't need it, I'm gonna be with a native speaker the whole time.
Why have you thought about that so much?
T-that's pretty scary
I dont want to be raped and killed
>
>into Chara's bed
Y-You hush up
>attempt to hack the world
I got thisPlanning on getting these.
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cdnnsports.com
Might only get the gun but eh I like to dream.
what albums do you listen to? i mean what are your favorite albums?
I SAID I WANT YOU TO FILL MY ASS WITH CUM
but then you'll be bored all day with nothing to do. that's why i have to hack you
im sorry for scaring you, it's what my parents did to me when i was little
THE WORLD
Ah. Noted. You didn't have to yell it. Za wuardo I think it's spelled
Ah yeah, where else, it's the only big city we have.
Ha, go for it. True then, plus the average austrian has decent english skills, so if you'd try to talk to one in badish german they'd most likely respond in english. How long are you gonna stay and what do you plan to visit?
I'll try to keep that in mind
If it's just that
Ah cool, maybe I find an oiginal one if I search at my grandparents
Lewd
Scaring me isn't helpful though!!
Who is this subpar thing any why would you claim her out of all the options? I do not understand.
I got this
Sabatons Album called "Heroes" is fucking amazing. Each song is about a war hero that is very under looked.
For example in the song smokeing snakes it talkes about a patrol of three Brazilian Expeditionary Force soldiers who a contingent of Germans. They refused to surrender and fought to the death.
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Lucky bastard. An original STG-44 (depending on the condition) is worth a LOT. some goes with the uniforms.
Can't stop listening to this song. The end of the song makes me sad.
To be perfectly honest the only concrete plans I have are the date I leave, the day I return, and where I am gonna stay.
I'm staying two weeks
Tsugumi is underrated as hell.
i'll be waiting for you then...
and louise belongs to me
it's actually a common way to get a woman out of their car. they come out and you say "omg did i bump you? i'm so sorry, i'll call my insurance right now!" then you get a nice clean hit at full force to the head
i wish i was a music buff like you, thank you for the information~
and that
You are whiny little faggot that need to grow a spine. People don't care who you are or what you think. Get over it.
>And Louise belongs to Chara
Ftfy
I-I don't want to think about me getting beaten and raped
Let's talk about something else
You are a bit far away. May need to work your sore bits more.
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Only because of that I believe you. (Don't know what phone, apple phone?)
But that's honeslty really cool. That a first class cross?
Np
The hell is that? I don't recognize that award.
It sounds nice, put it on my bucket list
Ha, that's enough time to see like all of vienna :p
There's not really much outside of the city you can reach in a comfortable time tbh so just check out all the cool places like Schönbrunn or Das Haus des Meeres ("House of the sea"), which is an aquarium built into a ww2 flak tower
You get it for service as either part of a tank regiment or poineers (in this case) during ww2
so many claims here, who even is left
Can't stick dick in hologram :(
Look at all you pathetic faggots. How social inept do you have to be to pretend a fucking 2d image is your "waifu"? Get a real fucking woman you underage fucks.
>shitposting robot claimed
Samsung phone, ha
It's second class I think, and the other one is from the Austrian "Comrade-ship" thing I think
beep boop
Also this if we want to go deeper
(silver medal of honour ww1 with the Austrian Kaiser on it)
>>And Louise belongs to Chara
>Ftfy
Ehehehehehehe
!!!!
That sounds really really neat!! I'm asking about it now
Okay I'll be normal. How was work this evening?
I hate waiting but if it's for you then it's worth it. Just don't keep waiting too long.
Did you get into a lot of fights in school?
You.
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What if I want a man? Women are icky.
NO
then get a man
Plane tickets cost more than 8 dollars