You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
Woah. Impressive.
Yawn
I've been longing for the sweet embrace of death anyway... So to aggravate you, I'll just call you a cunt and wait for your arrival
Op is a real badass.
>ITT: failed attempt at making copypasta
BIG SHIT
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>windpipe
Your are a fucking scream
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Any 12 yr old "fag" can wear a tie and act all big and bad. I bet IRL your a big pussy hiding behind a fake mask you bought in a mask shop for $10.
The financial cost of traveling to meet anybody here in real life would be highly devastating for a little fuck as you.
And if you have the coin, what a pathetic sad shit that cant enjoy his own money.
Nice copypasta, pretty old now.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire AU armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that schlanger to me over the Internet? Think again, cunt. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the AU and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cunt. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little cunt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cunt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cunt.
Heh...
You know what's really funny?
I am replying to poor quality bait just because I can. I am afforded these freedoms because shitposting on Sup Forums is an inalienable human right that cannot be infringed upon. So here I am continuing to do so because I can. What do you think about that and what I am was doing when have was made to feel was at that point in history?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The same guy as that Zelda porn "copypasta" probably.
Just stop your only getting like 10 replies
Since I was young, guys like you had it worse, because they wouldn't learn to accept pain and learn from it.
Be a man for once in your life.
GO SMELL LIKE HAM AND CHEESE SOMEWHERE ELSE FAGGOT!!!
I'm a faggot, brilliant newfag
I have more hair on my balls than you have on your head.
Eat a dick
>Also, not OP
Did you just assumed my gender?!
god damn these fucking noobs, look Sup Forums IS gaia. Do I have to tell you the story? jesus christ, Sup Forums was a spinoff from gaia to be originally a image hosting site, things changed and instead it turned into a imageboard for people to let loose and have fun so ya as we say here GTFO!
>reddit jumps on this guy
>Sup Forums claiming they did it
>Pigface did it actually
you are all this retarded
This from a guy who has been on Sup Forums since 2007 and has 6000+ reddit karma in both slots
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SAGE Anonymous 05/31/12(Thu)21:53 No.21706169
This "posting sh*t" has seriously gone too far. I came here recently because i saw the le bron face meme posted on Reddit so i thought id give this le place a try. Holy f**king sh*t this is le terrible. The threads arent even on topic. Its just people spamming and theres no way we can report them.
Ive seen people "sageing" threads for being off topic so ill just le sage this one.
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>tfw friends with a bunch of redditors
>one friend was in the class that i found out about Sup Forums in 5 years ago
>start shit talking them for going to reddit
>"oh user, what do you go on Sup Forums? hurr so legion"
>drop argument
>start talking about some memes to them over time
>wow these are so funny and you always know of them months before i see them popping up on reddit
>finally tell them i go on Sup Forums
>at first they try to correlate Sup Forums with Sup Forums
>our memes are too good and eventually they cave and admit they find our memes/humor to be way better then anything at reddit
hell, we even invented a drinking game about jimmies being rustled, if the entire group of people drinking with you unanimously votes that you are rustled, you must chug your beer
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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I have adblock on Sup Forums because the ads look like I'm constantly looking at hentai all day. I have it off on leddit and a couple of other sites.
4E:
No Save-or-Dies
No Rust Monsters
No HP rolls
No risks
No Roleplaying
Metagaming only
FINAL DESTINATION
fuck off motherfuckers
Sup Forums isnt about friendship
I'm going to kick your ass faggot. You think you're tough? lets see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kinda hard to talk shit when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself faggots, I work for the fucking CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. Its that fucking simple. Watch your god damned fucking mouth. I have over 30 years military training, I would rip your spine out while raping your fucking mother up her dried up old skanky cunt. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch cock down your throat and skull fuck you till my cum oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your fucking back. I'm coming for you.
I'm 5'11 at about 130 lbs. I've been with 5 girls who are quite attractive (one was a single mother), and I've given all of them multiple orgasms.. if you can't hold a girl's attention just because you don't bear a resemblance to Brad Pitt, then you probably have a shitty personality.
inb4 internet toughguy
First, I'm not a fanboy of any system and I'm not anti-microsoft. I've been gaming for the better part of 25 years, all I want is quality entertainment from whomever can produce it.
I have all the current systems and I have an HDTV, so obviously I'm getting the most out of my games. What the 360 lacks is stellar titles exclusive to the system. Sure Perfect Dark is a stand-out, but no rock solid RPG, no must-have fighters, etc. etc. At this point, it's almost as if it's an EA Sports game system, and all of those games are getting marginal reviews at best because EA didn't have the time to add all the features that the original XBOX, PS2 and even GameCube versions already have.
Will the system be a serious contender in 6 months? Absolutely! Will it rule the online world? Without a doubt! Is it worth the online auction prices right now? NO WAY!
The online portion of this system is by far it's strongest selling point. To be honest, they could've easily added all of these features to the current XBOX, but they added them to this one instead, shame shame, but I understand why. So they could sell more 360s. They were losing the current console war by a margin of 4-1, so they decided to start a new console war earlier than neccessary as the current life span of this generaton hasn't reached full potential, but that's another discussion.
Bottom line, if you are playing on a 19" TV that is not hidef and you are not hooked up for the internet high-speed, then you are wasting your money. If you have children under 12, the system isn't for them either.
You may want to invest in the Sony PS3.... considering that Sony has sold over 200 Million consoles with the PS1 and the PS2 (not a typo---200,000,000) and Microsoft has only sold 25,000,000 XBOXs, you can bet Sony will bring the artillery with all guns blazing!
Pic unrelated.
Daddy choked you too hard tonight, I take it?
3D is like have an advantage in FPS games. Being able to see things from two angles VS one compared to everyone else. I disabled my crosshairs is most games since I judge depth with the weapon sights or even without them much better.
lemon juice all the way. female here. i've done it, it hurt, but tolerable. besides, there are ways to abort the fetus by going to a real good hypnotist and convincing her to bleed/menstruate there. it has been done in hitory, but luck doing any of the above in the U.S. of today.
It's impossible to get a 6 pack. Every single picture that you have ever seen of "abs" is a shoop. If you think you have abs when you look at yourself in the mirror, you're just mistaken. It's just the way the lighting hits your fat. I know this as a fact because I'm underweight and I work my abs harder than anything else, but still no six pack. Take it from a pro.
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Your not by chance a baseball player or golfer?
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bro all that twisting motion involved in swinging combines the abs on that side of the body. gotta stop playing baseball if you want a six pack, it might be too late if the ab muscles have already fused.
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unless your a switch hitter playing baseball or golfing on a regular basis can lead to a lopsided oblique or adbominal growth because of the muscles used. If you had to ask that proobally doesn't pertain to you
tl;dr genetics
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so... you want to be my pupil? ill take you under my (demonic) wing..... only because i see potential in your soul.
are you ready? *whips out katana in a iaito fashion, as fast as lightning, sending a wave of wind at you* lets go.......
FIRST *snaps finger, revealing fire all around you* THE TRIAL!! FAIL THIS... and you DIE. *sniggers* i wasnt joking... lets hope u were in for good, now you've seen something forbidden and i cant let u go if u dont obey me. //teleports behind u
you. are. MINE.
Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.
Fucked. Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)20:34:30 No.358243
Sunday night on Sup Forums. A fine Sunday indeed, especially during the night, in my room, alone. Pulled up .wmv videos of my mom, an ex-pornographic actress, something my father is ashamed of. I proceeded to type with one hand, fap in the other. My mom would always wonder what I was up to, alone in my room, door locked. But being the ex-porno star she was, she didn't mind. She thought it was right for me to freely masturbate in the safety of her and my father's household while they were home.
One thing that came to my mind, was the jist of wrongness. Watching pornographic videos of my mother and simultaneously masturbating. (But this shit was SO cash)
One day while my friends were over, my father saw a lesbian scene of her open on my computer. He told my mother immediately, who suddenly singled everyone out of the room except for her and me. She locked the door, so there was no escape. She then cornered me with the most seductive and angered face I've ever seen. I was both turned on and frightened, was this a dream or nightmare?
8 months later sucession after that event on 3:23 AM on March 18th, 2008; I am father of my newborn baby brother.
Help. :(
Holy shit /x/, something just happened today that I cannot even begin to explain. I was just offered $27,000 to get AIDS.
A little back story, Saturday they had a 'conservation rally' at my college (basically PETA and that shit, but tons of women) and among one of the topics was testing drugs on animals. There was a mention of new tests being done and using college students as lab rats. I found a flyer at one of the booths, and me being a poor bastard made an appointment to see what it was about (yes, for some reason my mind hoped it was some marijuana test of some sort)
Ok, so today I had the appointment at this small office with a doctor and a very very hot girl who was an assistant or something. I sat down and he started laying on the whole speech about how they are glad that college students are so supportive of advancing medicine and some shit befor he finally told me what was going on. Basically he said they were testing a new immunization type drug for stopping HIV from become full blown AIDS. They inject you with the drug and then they inject you with HIV positive blood (he said it could take 3-4 visits befor it takes sometimes because they use a real low ammount or something?).
I was absolutely shocked and really really thought it was some joke, but this guy was dead serious and even said they already found 7 students who have signed up. He aslo told me that for participating they would pay me $27,000 ($2000 up front and the rest over the testing peroid) as well full medical coverage for the next 5 years, and additional coverage afterwards if the drug did not take. Being the rational person I am I declined and got the hell out of there. But I might tell some of my friends to go for the lulz, they don't fucking beleive me.
Thats it, I just got home about 20 minutes ago and still am confused about this whole thing. Would any of you get AIDS if they paid you 27 grand??
thing I never understood I why they put the aliasing in the first place. if they didn't put it we wouldn't need an anti-aliasing at all
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It's a scam so they can sell anti-aliasing tech.
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makes sense
hopefully infinite details will fix this soon
Humans are social creatures. It's impossible to be comfortable being alone.
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some family member's came into my room today
it felt like I'd been raped. molested.
I just can't be around people. I can't face the fact that they have free will, that I have to think on the fly. I can't live outside of the guaranteed safety of my dreams.
The Internet is great, I have a pacifier, something to sate my biological urges. I can pick and choose what I do. I feel so safe. I'm never challenged. I'm in a bubble with the things I love. Everyone else has been tempered by 20 years of the real. I'm untempered. Completely.
In reality I just want to be left alone. I'm emaciated. Intimacy is impossible. My desire is extinct. Leave me in my head. Just leave me alone.
Merry Christmas Sup Forums.
Americans: AN FAIL? Anonymous 07/21/06(Fri)21:13 No.998028 [Reply]
They're Americans. It is in their nature to fuck things up.
In this thread, we discuss reasons why Americans fail.
>nip down to the shops and pick up a rustlers beef-burger
>snip off the tin, spy a shiny golden ticket
>call me old mum
>"wassit say then fargus?"
>we's won a trip to america, mum
>"coo, fancy that! a holiday to florida! i'll have your father nip round the chemist tomorrow to pick up some sun cream and a--"
>blimey mum, it says detroit america not florida
>me mum and i douse the ouse in petrol and set spark to it
>next 3 days we's on the dole, hiding in cubbards
>scotland yard rounds us up, puts us on a skycar to America
well we's right snoggered now, mum
I'm a 27 year old American underjordsbo (Scandinavian culture lover for you outlanders). I draw Norse runestones on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Scandinavian games. (Bad Company 2, Mirror's Edge, Max Payne)
I train with my dane axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from iron from the Scandinavian fjells: K?en, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my strids?s license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Norse fluently, both Swedish and Norwegian dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scandinavian history and their ?ir code, which I follow 100 percent.
When I get my Finnish visa, I am moving to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent social welfare system. I hope I can become a skald or a game designer!
I own several horned helmets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by first name and speak Norse as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Scandinavian lifestyle?
Wish me luck in Finland!
In my home country, this is Nara of japan, american student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto policeman
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5.raping? jap gal because jap gal say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by american
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same
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fucking look all all you white american. cant stop eating to save their own life. All you are good for is work at walmart. look at what car you drive, what you are wearing man. just wait another 50 years and see who dominate the fucking world
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Hi American white man.
Every japanese know that many guys come to Japan to hunt Japanese girls.
espcially english teacher.
Alomost all japanese know that.
You know many japanese are realizeing that.
I think that your english students as well.
Please be more sencitive.
I had some friends from US but They just want me to introduce Japanese girls...
We are not fool,We realized what your perpass but we don`t say anything about it directly.
There are 20 angels in this world.
10 are sleeping.
9 are playing.
1 is reading this post.
Post this on 4 other threads within the next 15 minutes.
If you do, someone you love will suprise you somehow.
If you don't, you shall lose your dear beloved. :(
Listen up you disgusting pigs,
I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked Sup Forums. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.
also attatched is the original image to accompany it.
I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.
Sincereley, Arthur D. Sellers
I feel as though this guy would have trouble wiping his own ass.
Good try user
you're an autistic beta faggot, shuttup loser
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can me get a new batch of retarded repeating threads? The ones we currently have are getting old..
Give me your address then nigger
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
kek
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balding/10
You sound like everyone else on Sup Forums hypocrite.
is that the trinity knot? or is it the elders knot? can't make it out with your shitty cam
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
only gay fucks wear guy fawlkes
I bet you know the exact size of your father's erect cock.
nice meme xddddddd