/bundes/liga

today:

>3rd bundfes
paderborn - aalen
zwickau - lotte
fortuna köln - münster
kiel - erfurt
wiesbaden - karl-marx-stadt
bremen II - regensburg
magdeburg - rostock
mainz II - Großaspach
duisburg - halle
osnabrück - fsv
(all 14:00 cet)


>2nd bundes
fürth - bochum
kaiserslautern - union
(both 13:00 cet)


>the bundes
bayern - hoffenheim
leverkusen - darmstadt
hsv - dortmund
ingolstadt - augsburg
freiburg - wolfsburg
(all 15:30 cet)
eintracht - köln (18:30 cet)

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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

@denmark: bad news, i'm afraid. denmark were all out after 34 overs yesterday, which means that oman won by 43 runs. denmark's next match is the rather pointless third-place playoff against bermuda (today, 18:00 cet)

ugh

We all /dortmund/ today. C'mon, you faggots can't support AIDS for real.

Okay that's a shame. Thank you for the information.

shit games today

K'lautern - Union and Buyern - Hoppenheim should be good

not even a good epl match today :/

Dortmund match may not be interesting but it will be enjoyable for being a Schützenfest.

Actually the Australia X South Africa game is a very good one

dont you mean wales - australia?

Hello, can we let TUCHEL win please?

no that'll be shit
>Australiawinslol
The Cricket game is shaping up very nicely. The day Fales beat Australia in Rugby ever again is the day Switzerland win a wogball World Cup

>the official team of bundes, Rasenballsport Leipzig, doesn't even play today
sad

that's literally over for today, you dumb fuck

yeah, they seem to play Friday/Sunday quite often

>three plastic clubs in the top 4 at the moment
what a time to be alive

dont really see how that disproves anything

Thought on

Freiburg - Wolfsburg

and

Hamburger SV - Dortmund

>RBL
>plastic
pick one

...

...

its so hot and there's no good games to make me feel better :(

>tfw Stuttgart

Not easy being Schwabe.

Serious question, guise. Are there any not fully retarded reasons to hate Dortmund?

dude, it's almost winter


:^)

I don't really hate the club. I just dislike the fans and staff members who try to come up with excuses for their poor performances by constantly whining about how boring the league is and how every ref is against them.

this

In addition to OP:

14.00
Turbine Potsdam - USV Jena (live on Sport1)

pls watch our sports.

no

>the state of the 2. Bundesliga
ZZZZzzzzz....

Finally national team futbal again

Club football is worst desu

>not watching waifuball
pleb

ywn grab Zsanett like pic related.
why even live

nette Mem

>ugly manface lesbians
>"waifu"

Whatever floats your boat lel

That's not kemme.

...

How desperate and sad do you have to be to watch womens football? Holy shit I actually feel pity for you

Ive literally watched womens cricket

ama

Good morning

Hi bin auch grad aufgestanden und hab erstmal fett abgekotzt

Jetzt sitz ich hier an meinem Konterbier und zieh mir Lasagne rein. Bundeslifestyle!

>Fox deported only airs the /bundes/ games that involve mexishits

Who the fuck wants to watch Frankfurt?

>Kemme not playing

Booo!

Ja, hier das gleiche nur ohne kotzen

She's getting fucked by Jamal and Özgun in the Umkleide.

lel

nice projection

you mad cause youre pure waifu is a total slut?

Also I found your blog:

tabea-kemme.tumblr.com/

>Hi, I'm Tom, 20, from Germany and I'm a huge fan of football aka soccer. My favorite player is Tabea Kemme (Turbine Potsdam, #21), but I also got a lot of love for Tobin Heath (Portland Thorns, #17). This blog is mainly dedicated to Tabbi and Tobs. Have fun!

see here

Tom pls go

how boring is it compared to male cricket?

HOW CAN SHE BE SO QT???

What is it about her that attracts autist like this?

She has a manface, flat tits and also an ugly body so autismals think they could fugg her much easier than some supermodel

Man, this dude seems to take the waifufagging to a whole new level.

But I always knew that people on tumblr are more autistic even than the worst parts of Sup Forums.

Makes sense I guess.
Still, there are thousands of female football players who fit that description.

I think I saw her face before somewhere. Maybe some politician or nobleman

Your memeing, right? What ia this "looks like a man" joke? I don't get it. Can someone please explain?

I cut out her face and uploaded it to yandex. Russians think it's a man as well.

t. Tom

Nice shoop, m8. Besides, you should know that germanic/nordic women have special features.
I even think that is attractive.

try it yourself.

>manface is attractive

that means your a homo

KELLER BTFO

>Union
;__;

I didn't call it manface. But a well developed jawline on thhe other side is an attractive feature. She doesn't look anything like a man.

To bad you all look like feminie traps so that you consider that """" manly""".

>well developed jawline

aka manface

It's Uwe Seelers 80th birthday today.

HSV will win.
Not like Dortmund doesn't always choke against bottom teams. Those idiots saved Hoppenheim and HSV from getting multiple times during the last years.

Why don't you admit that you're going for childish looking girls because you're a closed pedo?

it's a pretty interesting season though

Tom pls, don't be so bunghurt because your waifu is ugly

sure buddie.

since when does luca modric have long hair?

not Tom but Modric looks completely different.
Have an autism check m8.

sure thing, Tom

more like Poonion.

Not Tom either but Luka Modric is in politics now.

yeah, but those first halves weren't

>Tom getting so buttmad he has to claim he isn't Tom

LEL

good god man, stop triggering me

she is fucking beautiful and looks nothing like Luka "the ugly manlet" Modrić

why does Brownshutup have a new logo?

beautiful if you like men

gonna start drinking at 15:00 today

way ahead of you hanz

>if you liek men

Hell fuck as long as it has a full functioning gril pucci and looks like based tabbie I don't fukcing care what others say she's wife material.

if she had a dick that would kinda be a deal breaker for me
so, no I am not sexually attracted to men

le wrong aspect ratio girl

This! Thanks. Have a kemme.

Just to 3/10 "women"?

goal for 1.FFC Turbine
Svenja Huth

SVEN
JA

>SVEN YES

far worse

the girls can bowl about 105kp/h max

it feels like theres little point watching sport when I realise that I could literally be doing a better job than the people im watching

then the streets must be full of women below 3/10 because I don't feel nearly the level of attraction to them that I feel to Kemmi

Why are Traditionsfans such assis?

B-b-b-but you are not THAT guy, are you?

>Guys, I'm crying right now.
>
>Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Tabea Kemme. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
>
>Tabea Kemme really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

Or, you are just an autistic basement dweller who projects his affections to women that would never notice him IRL online, because you're a sad and lonely human being.

But who am I kidding! Of course she loves you! Go and declare your attraction to her by standing in front of the FFC training ground with a bundle of roses!

nah, she doesn't love me
she doesn't even know me
she is just an attractive lady and I'm lonely

>Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love".
*infatuation
i realise that it is pasta